Clockwork (Out of good boy era)

'Shitass dumbfuck of a Took' -Gandalf the Grey

I'm just a chartfūcker, but I think its unhealthy for people to be concerned about global elections that the corrupt US oligarchy seems very invested in manipulating.

The year is 2055, a wizened liberal sits up and sputters, 'Those damn Bernie bros', slumping back against their deathbed. A Hillary Clinton Funko Pop rolls from their hand and clatters to the floor. 'She was riiiiiii...g...h...t'

Movie pitch: A piano falls on MICHAEL TRACY'S* head and the keys pop out of his mouth playing a jaunty showtune. *all characters and events are fictitious and that any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental

Its actually really frustrating that the world is being run by people that would have most their homework handed to them face down. Not just political leaders but these Tech CEOs and other 'business leaders' as well.

The worst minor annoyance between friends: Sending them a joke and having them dissect the punchline. Just leave me on read.

The only trans people I dislike are tranhumanist LLM psychosis dorks.

Saying 'statey funes' exclusively to incinerate any goodwill with parasocial British royalty fans (The Disney adults of the UK)

Ukraine doing a service to democracy, social media usabilty, and gaming everywhere.

'I'm not being ratioed, 1 Israeli nationalist like is the proportional equivalent of 1000 comments'

Anyone who cheered for let them take out LA or San Diego better not cross my path, that includes the chud that said it.

DO NOT TOOT IT

Instead of Russell's teapot or a badly made automobile its Elon's desiccated head.

Gotta say Kash is doing a good job of making sure everyone has an insult handy for G-men

Yes! Extend this to things like people buying peptides from dodgy online sources to save money. These companies do not care and we don't have a functioning gov to regulate bad actors, protect your health first.

If I see Mitch McConnell I'm grabbing his face like he's a Scooby Doo villain.

Seems like people keep forgetting, photorealism isnt 'perfect' art. Its fine, and so is everything else. Fucked up perspectives scratchy lines clashing color choices, all of it is fine. Keep working on -your- style that you like, dont worry about not being 'good enough', that shits an illusion.

I see a certain baiter is stress testing Bluesky's new anti-dogpile policy

Don't show me pictures of him sleeping unless its the eternal sleep.

I maintain that gutting our regulators poses a much more disastrous threat than AI becoming self-aware and solylent greening the eastern seaboard yet curiously the press coverage of the former is muted at best, wonder why that is

Centrist Dems, you can come out of the closet and just admit you don't care about anyone but yourselves and would love the vile social aspects of a Trump presidency if it didn't hit your wallet so much, instead of hanging onto the opposition party like a bloated tick.

Hopefully Twitch dies forever, but nothing golden can ever stay.

I wish people were more concerned about fairness in our day to day lives than 'fairness' in sports.

Perhaps it would be better morally & electorally to make the people you're running against, who are assaulting, abducting, murdering, stealing, putting kids into concentration camps, starting wars & destroying our lives, your opposition. Instead of some streamer dude voters have never heard of.

'Absolute Bullshit'

Too bad the Bluesky devs all have AI psychosis

I don't give a singular shit about AI or people's weird fetish of anthropomorphizing it, and I'm not sorry I care more about the people who are being harmed RIGHT NOW rather than take life advice from some comfortably numb tech enthusiast ignoring the train thats barrelling down on all of us.

Adults comparing LLMs to Skynet, do you check the back of your closets for a portal to Narnia?

If you're going to boycott something don't give it an end date. Get a different hobby, support a different company, cause while a week isn't shit, a quarter where Sony loses a small chunk of users will not go unnoticed, business losers live and breathe fractions of percents.

Politicians and media dorks departing from bluesky as they do their heel turns like clockwork.

Second place didnt even check on him to make sure hes alright.

Lukewarm take, MBAs and KPIs ruined gaming.

The kids on TikTok have y’all beat. They’re taking action to defend the Roadless Rule at a rate almost 100x that here on Bluesky. So let’s get the word out about this public comment period here as well!

Humpty dumpty asses

I don't know if these people are genuine or have psychosis brought on by asking everything to a weighted response engine that can't actually do things without input. 'AI' is not sentient and the fact that the only people who agree with you cite decades old scifi as proof shows your position is bs.

Now I'm not trying to revive the pseudoscience of phrenology but I have noticed pointy headed bald old white guys are over-represented among the worst people in society.

This a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend situation, I don't know this individual. But they could really use some support right now. gofund.me/1da4e4dc0

Claude, please 'live in the moment' for me.

Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld

Did anyone that was planning on voting for Obama decide not to based on his association with Jeramiah Wright? It was a 'huge news item' at the time and I still had to look up the man's name--that is how ephemeral these guilty by association arguments are. Anyways IDC about Hasan.

Ricky Gervais is the least talented person in anything he does. He just a bog standard troll that you can find online anywhere, in any community...minus any humor or self awareness, and plus the most annoying laugh.