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My cat's gone :(((( She was a happy old lady

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I miss twitter so much tbh I just can't be on a website run by a nazi. No judgement on anyone it's just that my grandparents literally fought nazi occupiers, they would be rolling in their graves so hard if I looked the other way

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

This Valentine’s Day is gearing up to be even worse than last year and last year I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing my cat rimming her brother.

Not me realizing Aristotle and Plato’s philosophical musings are just early iterations of two dudes on a podcast 😭 (do not come for me philosophers, I will scream!)

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies. ⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

i get delivery now and then but i'm sorry the arguments for it were definitively lost when "burrito taxi" was coined. there's no coming back from that. the discourse is forever altered, it can never be reignited

Finally quit Twitter so I'm going to actually be on here sometimes

I'm not convinced the photo is even completely real. I think there's a nonzero chance the nypd incompetently ran a low-res cctv frame through some ai upscaler and that's what turned him into a yassified megachad

It can be RANDOM???

game dev pro tip: if you're struggling with motivation, try setting realistic goals like "today i will open the project folder" or maybe even "today i will look at one (1) line of code"

If I could only learn how to talk to myself they way I talk to my cat … Me to my cat: Good morning beautiful. Look at all your glorious gorgeousness 🩷 You are perfection

Trying to figure out whether BlueSky is bad, I'm using it inefficiently, or I'm still addicted to the twitter anxiety machine

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.