Ol' Mopey Pants🌻🍉🚩

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

Ok so this was actually awesome youtu.be/1jNk5tmjhpc

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

Suck it, Minnesota Frost.

Social Media in 2035

We got a team!!

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

Theory: Aang being bald is proof of his goodness. That whole time he could've brought out a razor and sliced somebody up. And he didn't.

I'm proud of you

Dr: Did you know you have a mutation to your MTHFR gene? Me: No. Dr: You can't process folate properly. You have a variant that makes you, like, 60% less efficient at it than normal people. Me: This whole time, huh? Dr: Your entire life. Me:... Dr:.... Me: ....That motherfu- Dr: Old joke.

Little kids scream an awful lot for people who don't yet know about the world we're leaving them.

Arachnophobia and Gremlins 2.

Eating takeout with metal cutlery from your house offends the spirit of the meal.

A bit of a different take on the amazing Artemis II launch footage. Here I stitched clips from the four Solar Array Wing Cameras to make this panoramic video. This is during the later part of the Core Stage burn until MECO and stage separation, sped up to 10x. 🔭🧪 #Artemis

Looking at a grotesque, many-limbed alien creature, and realizing it's just a human if engineered by a Linux admin.

Curious about the mindset of the chuds betting on global thermonuclear war... Where exactly do they expect to spend their winnings?

am i pregante

OT-WINNING HAT TRICK GOAL FROM SARAH FILLIER 🚨🚨🚨

lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming

The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

Let's go Sirens!

So the trivago guy hunts people for sport, right?

Lazy + time = fashion

"And find some English sentences about nature to put on the soap packet..."

🔬 The Cavendish Experiment: how tiny lead balls proved gravity exists between small objects

Jesus fucking christ

"Protect the homeland" is nazi shit.

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

This was just on the Japanese English-language news NHK World, in case you're wondering exactly how bad shit is right now:

Of all the well-known voids, I think Bootes is my favorite.

Theory: the healing machines in the pokecenters work on people too. That's why they are fine with sending their children out unaccompanied to befriend and fight giant monsters.

Every baseball game I watch, I pretty much get to the third inning and think "This game would be so much better with Adrian Beltre or Kawasaki Munenori."

Oh hell no do not make this a thing, do not fall for this egregious bullshit This is a PC with 128gb of SSD storage is all

Alien Chotiner: So you do not want the batter to hit the ball? Humans: That's right. Alien Chotiner: Yet, you continue to throw it to them. Humans: Yes. Alien Chotiner: And you then become angry and disappointed when they hit the ball? Humans: Correct. Alien Chotiner: Interesting.

I should be able to turn in my microplastics for a reward at the end.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

I don't know how they can be surprised when the residents are evil. It's right there in the name.

Pete Hegseth speaks aggressively at a fourth grade level, and it is evident he writes his own speeches.