Meatba'al

BBC announcer voice: At 6pm we'll be showing Sex Secrets of the Druids, and at 8 it's the entire panel at QI talking about Brexit and randomly pointing a loaded revolver at each other.

You know who I feel sorry for in Star Wars? Sebulba. Imagine you had a chance to kill baby Hitler, but WW2 happened because you came second in a NASCAR race.

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

Excuse me sir, I thought these were strictly going to be used to exterminate the homeless and I wish to complain.

Never heard of it.

I think more precisely we shouldn't continue to platform, uncritically, a guy who is observedly one of the worst crackhead gamblers in history. We SHOULD listen to him but he should be situated in the media equivalent of a dunk tank.

Cool, now hold cars to the same standard.

It's a dial up modem sound and the longer you chain ring pickups the longer the static continues, eventually dumping you into the hidden Prodigy bonus stage.

Look at these fucking losers

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

Sometimes I wonder

Fuck Gavin Newsom. He is a wannabe billionaire who is already worth more than $30 million. He doesn't give a damn about you. VOTE Yes on Prop 40 to tax the billionaires. Vote NO on Props 41 and 42. And ignore all the propaganda from Planned Parenthood leadership. They're just like Gavin:

My sourdough is wet and fertile

Normal shit, formerly beloved local joint

It's slop-coded. If you're the kind of Morlock that actually buys stuff on Epic, remove your card details immediately.

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

I make soap, sourdough, and soda (with rare woodworking projects), write fiction and retro game history, and otherwise engage in a monastic lifestyle (day drink and fight bums outside the 7-11)

I got this vision in my head of an Old West snake oil salesman sensing he's losing his audience of rubes, so he pulls some insane claim out of his ass to get them back

twitter is a nicer and friendlier place than bluesky: false bluesky has some of the most aggressively hectoring, pedantic weirdos on the entire internet: true

Have hated Newsom for years. Anybody who likes this guy is outing themselves as not paying attention.

I've always felt a bit alone in saying I don't mind translations that use cultural mimesis, because there's such a vast difference between Western and Eastern thought, especially humor. Hardcore fans are so fucking weird and I blame them for this shit.

Either they have since fixed this or I'm searching in the wrong area.

Don't like how I've used CarFax eight times in my life and every single time, the TIMES EJACULATED INSIDE field is empty.

You all deserve a union. And I have severe complaints about mine but we need unions and co-ops and for automatic cars to crash into Amazon fulfillment centers and

Pretty simple stuff, but there's a profundity to growing the first seeds you harvested from a living plant yourself. With a little effort, I can keep a closed loop of insanely suicidal habanero plants going until I die.

Dennis Hastert Dies https://theonion.com/dennis-hastert-dies/

We've recently seen far right conservatives value freedom of speech over their clearly fake anti-pedo stance with AI generated CSAM, so I'm predicting we're going to circle back to 2002 with distinctions between proper and improper (gay) child molestation.

Ahem.