Vicky the Labrat

We were just about to have a mid morning snack when we discover our Ryvita appear to be over 350 years out of date…

Love to be of service but hate to be depended on

Best skeleton. Who is also wearing a bow tie because why not.

Jamiroquai skeleton.

Halloween on the way, and our lad from Ghostwatch is up to his old tricks again.

Over the past eighteen months or so, I did a podcast to promote The Golden Age Of Children's TV, in which loads of great guests came on to talk about their favourite Children's TV show. It turned out quite well so I'm going to link to all of them in this thread.. timworthington.org/the-golden-a...

“Can you get it over the counter?” “If I could get it over the counter, I wouldn’t need the pills.”

My MIL thinks these guys are taking over the world, because she's only ever seen "AI" written down.

Thank you Reform for the really robust paper to stuff my dog's treat ball! He's currently chewing on Farage's froggy face, it must be gammon flavoured.

My kid told me tonight that they always thought Sharon Osbourne was Ozzy's mum. Like, they thought she was about 70 and Ozzy was in his 50s. "I thought she was just, like, a very supportive helicopter parent!"

Men! What's stopping you looking like this?

Careful if you're out fixing your aerial today.

It's nice to see Candice-Marie's business doing well.

Just checking the weather

I see yours, and raise you a Jake Humphrey.

I have not doctored this image of Worzel Gummidge with a knife but it confirms my long held theory that we should kill it with fire.

equip this to stunlock BBC editors

There's a case to be made Sandstorm is the best record ever made #totp

My mum and dad said that they're looking forward to the show that I booked tickets for, and asked if I could email them. I hope my face and "suddenly needing the loo" didn't give away that I'd totally forgotten to book them... Or have I been gaslit into buying Illegal Eagles tickets??

I did a factory tour today with a guy who was the double of Reece Shearsmith. I was hoping Here Comes the Hotstepper would play on the radio,. So he would say "I was a very naughty boy to this song!"

This is me at a bonfire aged around 5. I have to assume there are at least several family members on it.

OK, I may have a chance of winning this one

This is from a family get together in the mid 70s in High Wtycombe. For some reason, we all wore masks. I'm the clown, bottom right

The @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social guys doing hauntology is worthy of @scarredforlife.bsky.social. The Newby Church monk has nothing on the Robeytones.

I'm really really tired of violence on TV. Everything seems to have someone being stabbed or shot, and it's getting boring!

This keeps popping into my brain at random moments, and I laugh every time. It's the little bit of jaunty music that makes it genius!

Why not get your Andy Burnham Government Issued Headphones and cue up our latest episode for your commute to work? You'll *love* it, especially if you want proof of Colin Crompton meeting Tony Wilson, or if you're a fan of hauntological musical family the Robeytones! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLEa...

Watching OHMSS on Prime. I stand by my opinion that it's one of the best.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was adding booking fees to tickets that you book online yourself.

Wide awake, thinking of how easily Snow White could have had the same ending as Romeo and Juliet.

I thought it was AI when I saw someone had posted about The World of David Walliams at Alton Towers. But no, I’ve looked it up properly and it exists and it’s *still* open. But, someone has managed to get this to be the main image in the Google listing…

I've always meant to go down Lady Peckett's Yard* in York. I was not disappointed. Look at this Tudor beauty! *not a euphemism

"She's... She's behind one, isn't she."

I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate decoration for a "bereavement care" centre...

Sister and Friend, 2024 by Betty Acquah, Ghanaian painter #WomensArt

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.

Why was there never a firm of solicitors in a Carry On film called Oldham and Feelham?

Still unsure as to why they didn’t just cast Serafinowicz as all four Beatles, George Martin, Brian Epstein, Gerry Marsden and Jimmy Tarbuck.

such a horrifying ending

All shops should have reading glasses you can borrow for when you leave yours at home.

Tesco is about to see a dramatic uptick of screens in supermarkets in need of repairs.