Vik West

The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

Giving Ozy a turn to speak. (It’s fun really stepping back into these characters after so long.)

My next door neighbour Molly is a terrific writer. This is her. www.thecut.com/article/happ...

most important election of our lives

This is so fucking hard but so damn important.

Chef Rogers: “When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the kitchen, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the Hamburger Helper.’”

This is apparently from San Francisco but same applies here.

On a lighter note…

Also I get why people don't think adults deserve candy but you know what it means when an old person shows up on your doorstep asking for hospitality on a sacred night, right? We all know that, right? This is a story that is almost universal in its provenance?

A statewide awareness alert was sent last month to police in Maine to be on the lookout for the shooter who killed 18 people on Wednesday But after he didn’t show up at his home or the base where he trained – police moved on: “We couldn’t locate him”

Burn every idol and monument to the rebel state predicated upon oppression.

fellas you ever fuck up so bad you unite ireland

I take care of myself the same way I take care of plants. Not enough sunlight, often forget to water.

Let's talk about the Black Panther Party’s "Free Breakfast for School Children" program & how it changed America. Started Sept 1968 in Oakland, CA at St. Augustine's Church, the aim of the program was to address the challenge of poor children in Black communities going to school hungry.

🎶voorhees a jolly good fellow, voorhees a jolly good fellow, voorhees a jolly good fellow

holding my biannual watersports convention at

Gender is a performance and the costumer has quit in frustration

btw you arent going crazy google search quite literally wont give you the results you search for

@demonlordlorna.bsky.social I feel you would appreciate Potato or Pitty 💙💙

Goes to farmers market. Gets entranced by shiny thing. Salesperson asks if you’d like some help. Startles visibly. Drops shiny thing back on table. Say “no thanks” a bit abruptly. Run away.

When the ‘tism has you spending way too much time trying to figure out how early you have to have signed up to be considered an “early adopter"

The attack on libraries will not end with any consensus standard for what counts as prurient or pornographic, because the attack isn’t about that. It’s about eliminating the library as a public space where a child can find the smallest measure of freedom from parental domination. 📚

My Dad and I, a 35y/o Disabled Artist and a 65y/o limited income worker, are trying to raise $9000 to catch up on bills owed due to a lost month of wages. We started today with $362, and need to reach $135/day to reach this goal before the end of November. Please Share, any help appreciated.

Now at $75/$200 Thank you so much to those who donated so far 😭💖 Please keep sharing 💖