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Proud to see early voting at Little Earth today. Minneapolis residents can vote at 2501 Cedar Ave S from 11am to 6pm. Jason Chavez

"It's so much easier to steal this than to rob a bank."

The mobilization itself was already not something I ever expected to see, but to actually win? Hell, to double the winning margin from the 2022 runoff? Genuinely surreal. Maybe child raping billionaires *don't* have to run the world with a shit-eating grin. Maybe that can stop.

If the billionaire class acts incompatibly with democracy, one must go. And it’s not going to be democracy.

I love how On-Some-Other-Shit Penzy’s is, man

How do we overcome impediments to indigenous language and culture revitalization? #Language #Healing

Yet another Minneapolis stolen bike Framed Alaskan alloy fat tire bike Hit me up if you see it. Throw a lock on if you can. I am tired.

Minneapolis has Early Voting Pop-Ups all week through Friday. Find the one that is convenient for you and check voting off your to-do list! Check out the map to find the one close to you! www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/e... Of course, double-check info at vote.minneapolismn.gov before going!

No. No we are not doing that. www.upworthy.com/what-is-gen-...

While this is accurate and I suspect someone does need to hear it— Disabled people need your advocacy because we are disabled now. I sincerely hope by the time it catches up with the nondisabled people reading this we’re in a better place, but we are radically endangered right now. Help us.

My honest emotional reaction to people taking presentations from venture capitalists trying to sell AI seriously:

To folks who follow me on Bluesky & appreciate the journalism I do. Can you please read the EPA story and post on social media platforms if you are so moved. This kind of work is important. But it only matters if people read it and engage with it. Here's the link. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/c...

fun south Mpls game: “are the big human-thumb looking dudes cruising slowly up the street ICE or Michels supervisors checking on the state of the endless construction project?”

Maybe a weird thing for a marketing professional to admit, but the fastest way to get me to drop your product and never buy any of your shit ever again is to creep on my art and private messages so you can target advertisements at me. GTFOH.

A wild story: the CEO of a US energy company whose plans were discussed during the Witkoff-Kushner-Putin negotiations resigns. Why? He learned that his company's main investor is a sanctioned Russian company, not the UAE www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

I should have mentioned that my office is Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services. The Mayor's budget eliminates seven staff members less than two weeks before an anxiety-inducing midterm. No more high school election judge program. No more voter outreach.

This is so glorious. Such fun! I got more codes to share if ya wanna hear a fun little ditty about Sexy Jesus + much more. 💁‍♀️💖🎶

Gaza bakeries forced to shut as Israel blocks flour shipments - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/gaza-bakeries-shut-israel-blocks-flour-shipments

‘This is a lethal threat’: Indigenous groups fear Bolsonaro’s hold on voters in Brazil’s Amazon towns

Because apparently this needs to be said: if you’re part of a coordinated disclosure process the appropriate thing to do is to talk to the rest of the group before you make unilateral decisions because the process is *coordinated*. It’s right there in the name Don’t agree to that? Don’t be in one

For the morning crowd. They have stretch goals and rewards and one of them is if she gets to $300 she gets like a $10 giftcard to the local sweets shop and honestly I think she’d be more excited for the giftcard than if I handed her $300

NOTICE: I straight up hate these Waymo trash vehicles, and am ready to judge the crap out of anyone who uses them.

@keithellison.bsky.social fights for us. Vote for him.

Sunset at Weaver Dunes SNA. Kellog, MN Make a voting plan before 11/3

Good afternoon to everyone except the pilot of N119SP.

Amy recruited my wife to her law firm, so I’ve known her for years — the good and the bad (only supportive of my wife, who went on to have an awesome career; so micromanage-y with others that early in her career heavyweight DFL politicos had to monitor her). This is a good profile.

wait a democrat is polling +3 in montana’s congressional race and he is a smokejumper that looks like this? why has no one told the thirsty masses?

Hark, my fellow Ex-vangelical heathens, I have three codes to grant early access to the delightful and deliciously blasphemous gospel that is "Maybe Today, Satan" by Jeremy Messersmith. Wanna listen before release, too? Get @ me. 🙏💖🎶

nice to get mask off with it

Major corporations could shut down this authoritarian regime real quick if they wanted to. Make them want to. www.womenspress.com/minnesota-ac...

Yesterday, our safe outdoor parking ordinance passed out of the Business, Housing, and Zoning Committee on a 6–1 vote. I’m proud to be authoring this alongside CM @aishaforward10.com, CM @aurinmpls.bsky.social, and CM @sorenwithward8.bsky.social. 1/ www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...

Join my office & the City of Minneapolis Finance & Property Services Department for a community discussion to provide input on the partial deconstruction of the Roof Depot site.  Location: Little Earth Gym (2501 Cedar Ave South) Date: Thursday, October 22, 2026 Time: 6:00PM - 7:30PM 1/

For the Land, Water, and Future Generations: Vote Blue #vote #election youtube.com/watch?v=Q4zI...

The City’s response to homelessness is expensive, inefficient and cruel. And a recent study proves that it also presents a public health risk that costs lives.

A thunderous part two of ProPublica's investigation into alleged corruption in Congress and the impact of the shutdown of the FBI's anti-corruption unit, by @mtredden.bsky.social @williamturton.bsky.social @kirstenberg.bsky.social and Avi Asher-Schapiro www.propublica.org/article/nava...

Ok, when does the anxious tummy calm down? I'm so tired of this.