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eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday

I think my gender is “riling up an animal by play fighting”

Smoking pot is the weaponization of perestroika

God I’m so crabpilled should I get another and start crustacean-maxxing my tanks

New head of Space Force

Imani Gandy corrects misinformation. Follow her for sound legal analysis.

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

The crab posting will continue until morale improves

wisdom sourced from allegedly-human @ tumblr

just realized my parents are doing a reverse found family trope. alienating their queer kid and replacing them with a different kid they like better

This would actually be such a fun civic activity. Imagine if we set the middle schoolers loose on the town to remind people to vote the day before the election

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fuck.

Happy birthday to every woman

Charlie means “free man”. No better way to sum up what transition means to me

Burnt the roof of my mouth on soup and then ate a ton of ice cream to chill it out. Temperature maxxing diet

Officially signed up for gay kickball team!!

I showed u my crab pls respond

One of the math teachers told me yesterday that in college she would get high with friends and do calculus. I literally could not think of a more repulsive high activity. These people walk among us

I gathered a few resources you can use & take action with to protect your communities from ICE: stopicetoday.com

Now why the fuck did NPR just run a pro-HRT for cis people story. Yall can’t be demonizing us while talking about how good it is for cis people to take the SAME STUFF

James Baldwin on the (white) dream of a return to normalcy: “People who shut their eyes to reality simply invite their own destruction, and anyone who insists on remaining in a state of innocence long after that innocence is dead turns himself into a monster.”

lmao one of my kids got in trouble for smoking weed. In the MIDDLE OF CLASS

flew into London at midnight after a huge game night, city was crawling with drunk fans. Uber got scared and dropped us off way far away from our airbnb. Lost and confused, a gf of one of the drunkards started commanding a small crew of townies to help us find our place and carried all our bags

thinking about this one again

Professor Peterson response to censorship at Texas A&M. (philosopher) king

Everyone say welcome home to Lingonberry!! I had to redo her tank and she was PISSED to be in that temporary enclosure but hopefully she likes this new big space (: