Sean C

Read after read after read... All of it is great and necessary for living your best existence. substack.com/@wabsnazsm?u...

I'm off out tonight... We're going to see Lenny Henry in Brighton. It's been 46 years, 7 months, and 25 days since the last time that I was in the same room as him. I wonder if he remembers me?

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A brief history of Kunt youtu.be/HC-VqUHQvjw

Oh, Maxine Peake Whenever you speak My knees go weak Your musical taste is no disgrace And you have A cracking face.

Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"

i am on a plane sitting next to a lady who looks 40ish and has informed me that this is her first time flying she is visibly excited. she asked the flight attendant how much a soda costs and was happy to learn that drinks are free on airplanes. she's taking lots of pictures. i love this for her

CNN montage of creepy old perv Trump lusting after men on the campaign trail.

Needs another couple of handfuls of the orange stuff.

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

Hey, remember this bullshit? I do....... wabsnazsm.podbean.com

Me, Roy and Jels chat Nostalgia-on-Thames open.spotify.com/episode/54F2...

I'm too short to grip any overhead handholds on a bus. When young and insecure I hopped up and grabbed it to look as tall as other men nearby. Would have pulled it off too had the bus not braked and turned me into a pendulum and I landed on someone's foot.

Hot tub...... Never even considered trying one before. Would recommend.

This is awesome. If your vote didn’t matter Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to stop you.

FACT: Jackie Chan shortened his name from "Jackson Channel" in order to sound more Chinese and get better film roles.

British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.

Where do I even start with this? The sausages look like absolute dog shit. Who is going to order those monstrosities? Those chips look hard and cold. Pencils without lead.... AND WHO SERVES BEANS LIKE THAT? A big spoon with gravy in it? This is not Sausage, Chips and Beans. This is WAR, Mate!

Anyone else got a secret crush?

Gluggaveður.

It's ridiculous to say a modern song has broken the record for weeks at no.1 when charts are no longer based on physical sales. They should have started over in the streaming age and let the old songs that sold millions of actual copies keep their laurels.

I am, as you know, a keen amateur street magician so I bought my mobile "magic cabinet" out with me to demonstrate my skills in chopping people into three. Nobody at all has volunteered so far. I'm deeply disappointed.

It's a bloody struggle, isn't it?

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Why is that 'Traitors' programme on the front page of the BBC News website? It's just a TV programme. It doesn't matter. The World is falling to bits and THIS is suddenly a news story? Don't ask me if I have ever seen it. You KNOW the answer to that question.

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The worst people in the world.

"Now come and say sorry"

Joe Walsh Is Right......

I just saw a video pop up on FB showing you how to say, "Get the fuck outta my face" in Chinese. I practiced it and then said it into Google Translate. It came back as "Ask about fishing." 胡說

That thug sabotaging rescue efforts, racist riots, flags on lampposts, pink ladies wanting to burn down hotels, doxxing charity workers, ICE-style deportation plans, threats to scrap the Equality Act and leave the ECHR… “legitimate concerns” No. A tornado of hate and prejudice set off by Farage.

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

I took a little something into the local Dog's Trust charity shop today. I explained that it was slightly unusual but when I had worked there, we'd sold two similar items. I removed it from the bag and she SCREAMED! She told me to take it away and get out of the shop. Charity...

Most housing benefit goes to private landlords. A big chunk of universal credit subsidises underpayed workers. The so-called welfare bill could be seriously reduced by fixing these underlying issues, not cutting actual welfare.

Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”

I made an age appropriate purchase on eBay today. I'm fucking fuming! I only buy stupid tat normally...

One, two, three o’ clock, four o’ clock...

I just sneezed ten times. Wholely satisfactory.

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The rain, it raineth, The Heart, it paineth, Tho' the snacks be tasty, So, let's not be hasty.

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