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There was a new and thoroughly documented rape allegation released yesterday

The Eagles under Nick Sirianni have defined explosive plays as 10+ yard runs and 16+ yard passes. Through seven games they’re -21 in explosive plays.

John Smoltz doesn't shut the fuck up.

Official email from the Social Security Administration, and an early step towards privatizing Social Security in the hands of the most notorious criminals of the 21st century.

There's a lot to criticize Sirianni for, but he got hung out to dry answering for Hurts' blood clot status yesterday. Add that to a year already spiraling for numerous reasons, and that room – that building – just looks in the toilet right now. www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-cultu...

"I have tremendous confidence in the Philadelphia Eagles’ medical staff and all our medical staffs." -- NFL chief medical officer Allen Sills www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/philadel...

this is the type of shit David Byrne says directly into the camera in True Stories

Time to brush off an old classic

@fourverts.bsky.social you've been awesome with Stugotz

[clears throat for 45 seconds]

Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.

REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better

Eagles with 172 yards of total offense -- their lowest total in a game in the last 12 YEARS (!!!). 68 net passing yards -- their lowest total in a regular-season game in the last 23 YEARS (!!!).

Nick Sirianni needs to be fired today.

Yeah man, Ralph Nader is the reason Dems watched the Supreme Court hand their opponent the presidency and then spent a quarter century doing nothing about it. Fucking braindead

The proposed rule is from OMB, the office run by Russell Vought -- who has a history of opposing government efforts to expand access to voting.

Fucking Precision!

Wtf

hmm is it bad that the Eagles can’t score in the first quarter and have yet to force a turnover this season

FWIW, the baseline rate for this question (since 2024) is 62% of the time, EPA/Dropback > EPA/Rush.

I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face

The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?

What's that word for being repulsed by thousands of Jews

I think this is the right take on the Oligarch Robert Kraft induced free speech fiasco.

What's worse? The Eagles' alleged supporting role in getting Macklemore kicked off Sheeran tour, or their failure to answer questions about it? If the Birds really want support for a new stadium, they need to make a stronger commitment to free speech My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/eagl...

sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too

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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

Yes, republishing my 10th anniversary story because it's still true!

MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS

Sirianni should be calling time out

Dickerson is washed.

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@jimmykempski.bsky.social so is Brandon Graham officially retired now?

@pdomo.bsky.social enjoyed you on the pod with Sheil and ZBerm.

The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Remembering Fred Hampton born Aug. 30, 1948, assassinated Dec. 4, 1969 by Chicago police and the FBI

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🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video. 📷: Getty

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