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Idk man Arabs definitely have a winning record against guys named "Robert F Kennedy"

Idk man Arabs definitely have a winning record against guys named "Robert F Kennedy"

@repsuhas.bsky.social hey man, constituent here. Would be awesome if you weren't constantly ending up on these lists along with the biggest assholes in your caucus. Folks may start to draw conclusions.

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

Violent Femmes as described by a Boston sportswriter.

Anti-trans bigots are coming to NWSL games looking to provoke violence or other incidents that could go viral. This is the back-up plan: harass and endanger anyone who stands up to them. NWSL is going to have to contend with this. Kicking the can down the road will put too many fans at risk.

Some hateful folks in the North End have their messaging blocked by flags and lead to a “Trans Lives Matter” chant

Oh my god

again: This man doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit

now you know

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

Dudes rock (highly laudatory): www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

Greasers are a well regulated Militia and it's about time we recognized it.

I mean it'd be cool if we could just call this shit what it is (Bloomberg, not Carl): "stock manipulation"

Is "eat shit, you syphilitic racist old bitch" a good answer

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.

We’re back with our second story about how Trump’s purge of the FBI killed a sweeping bribery probe in D.C. This time, we take you to South Carolina, where two powerful politicians escaped scrutiny: Sen. Lindsey Graham and Rep. James Clyburn. THREAD 👇

Tampa mayor bets the local delicacy that the Rays will win the World Series (50 dollar gift card to Darden restaurant group)

RIP to this angel

60 Minutes is giving extensive coverage to the explosively funny docu-fiction cinematic event that everyone is talking about right now. That's right... Ali G: Who Iz I?

How excited was he to dunk on Vance and OSU at the same time

You know how you can make up a perfect argument in your head in the shower where you completely eviserate your opponent because they aren’t a real person? This is what that looks like in real life. He’s been cooking this one internally for months and saw a chance his chance to pop off. Good for him.

Two?

the cheerleader and the whale

In a sane world, Marisa would be running the national desk at a major publication. Consistently tremendous reporting.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

Oooof that shot with that much time left?

Absolute scenes as the Spirit celebrate finally beating Gotham, and clinching a playoff spot

Angel of Death:

Zacharia's tenure included more televised interviews about how bad her press briefing went (at least two that I'm aware) than actual press briefings (one) lmao