Luigi in a Coal Mine

Just got a scam text and decided to reply this time…😂

Klepper loves to finger the pulse, and he asks the hard-hitting questions we all want the answers to, including, “how big is god’s penis?” youtu.be/FejC6Knd-yo

Isn’t CNN supposed to be apolitical? Clearly they have picked a side based on that framing.

This week’s main story is about how more and more white nationalists, antisemites, and Nazi sympathizers seem to be integrating into the Republican Party, how some of them are currently running for office, and how old you can be for JD Vance to consider you “a very young boy.”

Is Chuck Schumer still alive? He’s about as visible as Mitch McConnell lately.

@bsky.app Can you please add a “flag as ai” option that allows users to label ai images, so we can opt out of seeing them?

@thedailyshow.com I’ve been watching your shit since the guy before Jon, and I’m pissed that you didn’t address your fuck-up from last night! You aired the Ramaswamy ad without the context that Acton was raped by her step dad, and has been estranged from her mother for 50yrs. Do fucking better!🤬

To be clear. A “heat ray” was not designed to be used in war, it was designed to be used on civilian populations, at home or abroad. We need to dismantle the military industrial complex ASAP.

The companies buying off local politicians to get massive tax breaks on their global warming machines are willingly going to spend billions more to produce their own electricity and give money to locals.

Translation: the federal government is now directly propping up SpaceX, so when the Ai bubble bursts taxpayers will be holding the bag instead of Elon. Don’t forget that SpaceX is also part of index funds used by pensions and 401Ks. It’s a Ponzi scheme bigger than anything we’ve ever seen.

All filled out, heading to the library to drop it off! Can someone please inform YouTube so they can turn off all the political ads driving me insane.😵‍💫

Human rights and bodily autonomy for all is a simple concept to grasp, I’m certain your old brain can work it out. LGBTQ+ people have existed as long as humans have, they aren’t new, and we’re all human. Your genitalia and who you love shouldn’t impact your rights and freedoms. Simple enough?

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

no kings includes billionaires who think they’re kings

I appreciate the kudos, but I’d rather have my ballot right now so I can cast my vote. Hurry up USPS!😩

Our movement is about showing up everywhere power is decided, including at the ballot box. And today, we’re turning people power into voter power. Find your local No Kings early voting mobilization: nokings.org

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social I just saw an ad with you asking for me to donate to the DNC. I like you, but I’m not donating anything to the DNC until it cleans house of the terrible leadership that keeps failing us. Same goes for Chuck and Hakeem, they need to go after we give you power again!

This will be the first one I miss.😢 My parents had the audacity to get married 50 years ago and think they deserve a party for it. They should have known this would be No Kings weekend!🤨

Has Scaramucci hosted a press conference to congratulate his successor yet? Losing your only claim to fame has gotta hurt.

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

I disagree with this dude on almost everything, but this speech is more authentic than anything I’ve seen on the house floor in a long time. If republicans were smart they would run him in 2028, thank god they aren’t smart! youtu.be/qlr0smTRkT8

Treason, Article III, Section 3: “adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort”

I don’t know how I missed this three months ago, but it’s haunting. #FreePalestine youtu.be/WBmrT3uqmeM

In case you need a recap of the debacle that the Iran war has been, @thedailyshow.com was kind enough to condense many months of coverage into a 45min clip. Smart of them to go with “part 1” out of the gate, there will be more. youtu.be/PzoYmikU10o

Yeah, I have no doubt the president demanded it, but I also firmly believe that Elon is the only person who can make it happen. They are both guilty as fuck, because they are both Russian assets.

The fucked up thing is that these same red hat fuckers were screaming for the Epstein files to be released a couple years ago. 🤡

"To the right... the other right"

He just compared DSA to neo-nazis, followed by "both sides". Nah bro, DSA ain't walking around wearing swastikas and zeig heiling, that's clearly coming from one side of the political spectrum... and apparently it's also coming from your living room.

This is such a hearwarming story, it could have been a feature length film. It's a love story to @nycparks.bsky.social. youtu.be/FBeMrUWX73s

Read every word of this and share it.

I didn’t realize it was ‘take your creepy daughter look-alike to work’ day.

Going into the midterms with this energy 💙

It checks out, not a single one of the 1.4 million members of r/conservative are online right now.🤔

I am in Cap Haitien interviewing people deported from the United States. I have been doing this kind of work for almost a decade and it literally does not get more dire than this. People have lost everything they built in the U.S. and are terrified and have no place to go or way to live.

“Hey Siri, please find me a divorce lawyer.”

Who doesn’t love Jack Black? High Fidelity is my favorite movie! I once saw Tenacious D, Weezer and Jimmy Eat World in Portland, and Tenacious D stole the fucking stage!😍 youtu.be/FVfIYcGW5-g

WTF @tinakotek.bsky.social? You gotta do better than this. She’s full of shit... but you lost this debate. She sounded authentic, you sounded like Hakeem Jeffries, that’s a problem. Oregon deserves better than either of you!😡 youtu.be/ZOPbI3UXED8

N. Korea, China, and Russia are the only adversaries potentially capable of hitting these two cities with missiles. It just so happens he’s best buddies with all three of them and they’re also the same countries supporting Iran. Benedict Arnold ain’t got shit on this shitbag.

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Sure Don, it was your “wife”, the one who barely speaks to you, let alone fluent English. It couldn’t have been that every single late night comedian made fun of you for it.

One time I ran a half marathon in Vegas on my birthday, I started to sober up around mile 8, it was miserable. Someone get Pete some whiskey asap!

This YouTuber has the cinematography and script of a Wes Anderson movie. Brilliant stuff. youtu.be/Rko86XOgc7Y

Why the fuck does Scott Jennings have a show on CSPAN?