William Smyth

The Orioles fighting all season to claw back to .500 on a truly spectacular play and be within striking distance of a wildcard spot, only to drop 6 straight, is the most Orioles fan thing ever to suffer through.

This is gonna be good.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Dear Knicks, Stay away from the WH. Your fans.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Noah Kahan's songs radiate empathy for loved ones and places from his past. After a gradual rise, the Vermont singer-songwriter finally makes his Tiny Desk debut. n.pr/4cGau20

Man, the Rob Reiner news has been crushing. Been trying to process it since hearing about it and it’s not getting any easier.

Can we skip the fall back this year? The one thing we don’t need is more time in 2025.

Video shows a blanket knitted by Irish activists as a tribute to Palestinian children killed in Gaza. Each square of the blanket represents 10 of the nearly 19,000 children killed by Israeli forces in the besieged enclave.

Every editor at every mainstream news outlet that has referred to Trump's tax legislation as a Big Beautiful Bill, whether in quotes or not, should be lined against the wall a College of Journalism building on the nearest campus, denied a blindfold, and then shot dead. That is all.

Who else is spending the day applying to jobs at all the factories that moved back because of the tariffs?

More people are losing it over Shedeur Sanders being drafted late than they are about a two-year-old American citizen getting deported.

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

No script. No filter. Just me and Jimmy Kimmel keeping it all the way real. Tune in tonight! #Kimmel

Now we know the real goal of Pro Lifers. They need cheap labor l to work the agriculture fields. Send in the children. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/...

All eyes needed on the Krome Detention Facility in Miami FL. People with no criminal history held in crowded rooms like sardines, denied water, food, sanitary products, healthcare, toilets. At least 4 men have died since January #ConcentrationCamps www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

If you thought things were bad, listen to the New York Times interview with schumer.senate.gov There is no leadership Democrats, there is no fight left.

Imagine being such a pathetic loser that even having $334 billion can’t make you a winner.#dittman

He’s right about Democrats having no teeth. Holding up those little auction sings at the SOTU was some weak shit. Then 10 traitorous Democrats voted with the enemy to censure the one dude who had the balls to stand up to MAGA.

Is there a more hated brand right now than Tesla? United Healthcare? Space X? Meta? Amazon?

Meanwhile on Twitter.

Highly disappointed that my rep @repmoskowitz.bsky.social is one the 10 spineless sycophants who voted to censure Rep Al Green. Enablers, all 10 of you.

Time to take back the spotlight.

Fuck Venezuela. Why not put in an effort to fix your own failed state? www.reuters.com/world/americ...

If you’re American and you’re not ashamed of the US right now, you’re shallower than a Russian Army grave.

Yay, Fort Lauderdale as if things aren’t bad enough, we now have the Tate brothers in town. Trump voters, you’re all okay with this? www.npr.org/2025/02/27/n...

Checkmate, Libruls.

#teamcuban

I mean, why not?

How do Democrats plan to deal with Trump ignoring court orders? Trump, Vance and Musk all say the courts can’t tell the President what to do. How do you fight that?

For all y’all of a certain demographic (like me) who may not have understood the halftime show, instead of just hating on it, how about we acknowledge it wasn’t for us, and have an open mind and try to learn what was being said. You might just learn something.

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

How it started vs How it’s going. Fuck this guy.

Repost this : if you would feel safer in a group of 100 undocumented immigrants, than you would in a room with a singular J6’r.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Over the last two weeks, I’ve deleted TikTok, Chrome, Google App, ChatGPT, Google Maps and replaced Google as my default browser. Swappped them for Red Not, Apple Maps, Duck Duck Go and DeepSeek. Competition and choice is a good thing.

Guess I’ll be deleting Google Maps.

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

Can I get a "don't quote me" button for all my algorithms?

Three cheers for the teachers of Chicago telling ICE to fuck off 🙌

This

To be completely honest, I’d rather China have my personal data, than Elon.

The National Archive is looking for citizen archivists with an increasingly rare skill...reading cursive. Hey, GenJones-- we've got this! www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...