windu pez

ngl the bible seems derivative as hell if you've already watched a ton of mecha anime

When do these guys get their own arc!

How did he win without appealing to moderate Republicans?

boy it sure seems like the main threat to democracy everywhere across the globe is right wing media and certain social media companies

Multimillion dollar idea: Reese's advent calendar. 24 different Reese's egg style treats in different Christmas shapes. Please make this so I can eat it. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Rhesus piecus

My main complaint about the Cheesecake Factory is that they aren't playing Powehouse on a loop 24/7 and there are no conveyor belts with cheesecakes and pasta dishes zipping by on them suspended above the tables and no pinball machine flippers that divert them off directly onto diners' plates below

Decided to try Elden Ring out. Didn't realize it's such a violent game. In the first 10 minutes you already have to kill a guy with a sword

It's really interesting that all these ghouls are openly like "I'm a little worried I might go to prison for all the big time crimes I am doing all the time out in the open"

So you acknowledge you're all doing some big time crimes currently?

Honduras, which basically means "The Depths" has to be the most Halloween themed country name (Transylvania would be number one of course if it were a country)

[Smith and Wesson employee] wait they use these do to WHAT

The people who work at the kill bot factory are starting to realize they do and always have worked at the kill bot factory that makes bots that will kill you dead.

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

When it's a wall of text day on Swanboy, you know you're eating good

add a "t" to any movie title to make it "Steven", i'll go first: Steven

Started getting ads for "tactical" diaper bags. Fuck you advertisers. I am a real man. I will carry a normal diaper bag.

"ass gas or grass" is a great example of the importance of commas

Storage Wars is short for Storage Warages

Wasabi flavored toothpaste

The beast that lurks in the shadows actually only produces terrifying infrasound when it's distressed

"Spoopy" is actually a Shakespearean minced oath, shortened colloquially from "God's poopy"

The beast that lurks in the shadows actually only produces terrifying infrasound when it's distressed

it won't, because it's not real, it's fake ass vaporware to make the line go up, and this is only a problem if you as a media outlet inherit your credulity from clara jeffery

"Spoopy" is actually a Shakespearean minced oath, shortened colloquially from "God's poopy"

I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.

Love to immediately block each day's Batshit Insane Bad Take Haver main character.

(rupi kaur eating a cheese stick): 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓅𝓊𝓁𝓁, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓂𝑜𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓈 𝓊𝓃𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝑜, 𝓉𝑜𝑜, 𝒹𝑜 𝒾

it's like my grandpappy used to say, "Andale andale mama E.I. E.I., uh oh... what's happening now?"

So this 911 show. Is this an elaborate joke? Are there really people this stupid out there that they want this slop.

I actually encourage these folks to take up smoking. AI can probably solve walking into traffic without looking too.