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We can probably rule out one potential culprit in the ratfucking operation: Roger Stone. After all, this was a fairly complicated scheme that has so far worked as planned. This Texas Ratf*cker Pamphlet Promises To Trans Your Kids Good! www.wonkette.com/p/this-texas...

Apparently, some Houston voters are putting their I Voted stickers on the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo memorial. Stephen Miller is ALREADY trying to scapegoat others for losing whatever races they lose in Texas and elsewhere. This is a vivid testament that for some voters, his murder squad is the reason.

Still awaiting peer review, but a South African wind farm cut bird deaths sharply by painting two red stripes on one blade of a wind turbine. Somebody should tell Trump about this. And add that cancer deaths in the area have dropped. www.ecoticias.com/en/a-wind-fa...

Florida Man is being very brave & charming all the ladies at the vet's office this morning

I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of social media users suddenly saw the same Reuters photo, all thought of Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit, and giggled themselves silly. I fear something stupid has happened.

there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

What's really ironic is that the Titanic would have remained afloat if people hadn't rearranged the deck chairs.

Arguments for Elon Musk secretly funding the Texas ratfucking operation: 1. He's got the money 2. His own trans daughter is dead to him. 3. He's an asshole. Arguments against: A. He's a spazzy dipshit who couldn't possibly keep quiet this long. www.wonkette.com/p/this-texas...

False flag bullshit! Attack on #LGBTQ+ by shadowy right-wing jaggoffs. Shocking, I know.

oy! And, they HAVE curators and experts, but...

Look, Pete, if you're gonna reenact a famous movie scene, you need to get the right props. Hegseth wanted Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Let them have the damn candy

It's like ten thousand Stephen Millers when what you need is a knife. www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Ads attacking trans people aren’t getting any traction outside the MAGA bubble, which has been going increasingly flat, at about the same rate as Donald Trump’s brain scans. Stop Trying To Look At Children’s No-Nos And Peenerwangers! www.wonkette.com/p/stop-tryin...

A more gifted orator has not graced the VP's office since James Danforth Quayle.

🚨 NEW AD. Andy Harris hadn’t faced voters in years. Then this happened at our debate.

Really fun story to report. Give it a listen! The truth, they say, is out there! ‘UFO pioneer’ and outsider artist Dante Vaghi gets his day in the starlight at CT gallery www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-10...

This morning I made, for the first time in my life, perfect sunny side up eggs. Thank you, internet.

Wonkette Book Club's back, baby! We’ll read Bill McKibben’s "Here Comes the Sun," on how solar energy (and wind ‘n’ storage) can stop climate change & remake the world’s economies with justice for all ... IF we do it right. More here! Sun, Sun, Sun, Here It Comes www.wonkette.com/p/sun-sun-su...

Some uplifting notes, some sobering realities, and some good-looking book recommendations. #booksky

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

Surprise twist: market forces make energy transition inevitable. Renewables are cheaper, more efficient than fossil. Now we gotta pry Big Oil's dirty, visible hands off our necks. Sun, Sun, Sun, Here It Comes: Some Solar Nice Times, And A New Wonkette Book Club! www.wonkette.com/p/sun-sun-su...

Little darlin', I fear the icecaps surely melting. Sun, Sun, Sun, Here It Comes: Some Solar Nice Times, And A New Wonkette Book Club! www.wonkette.com/p/sun-sun-su...

Wrote about MAGA basing the specifics of the Talarico conspiracy on the words of a random AI scam artist.

Shatner in Star Trek II voice: TALARICOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OMG this ad from DSA Los Angeles is perfect! Also if you live in CA-34 make sure you vote for Angela Gonzales-Torres! 🙌🙌

Excellent thread! 🧵

Everything is terrible, but as of 2025, "installed small-scale solar capacity worldwide reached nearly 1.2 terawatts ... While solar does not generate at full capacity around the clock, the installed total is about three times the size of the global nuclear fleet." www.techspot.com/news/113860-...

By now, Minnesotans should know better than to ever vote again for another Republican who spells ‘Michele’ with one ‘l.’ What gives, Minnesota? Republicans Hope Minnesotans Forget Long-Ago January ICE Murders When Voting For US Senate www.wonkette.com/p/republican...

Lincoln: Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. FDR: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country. DJT: He's got to go on a diet fast. He's a fat guy… WOW!

Let's go, Sam Forstag! That's how you stand up for trans people on the national stage. If congressional candidates in western Montana—one of the most competitive House races in the entire country—can stand up for trans folks in every aspect of our lives, democrats everywhere should take note.

The president is now posting snuff videos of animals maiming humans

yup that's what 12 extra inches of sea level looks like

Trump voters are looking my way because I'm not bought off. I want money out of politics, money in your pocket, and Medicare for All.

Ossoff and El-Sayed took different tacks tonight vs their opponents—El-Sayed was more of a subtext of “you dumb fucking racist jackass” while Ossoff’s was more “if you fell down at a gas station I’d toss a lit match on you”—and I don’t think either of those is a bad choice tbh

Kid Zoom just told me about one internet tradition I was not previously aware of: "Spiders Georg." Look it up yourself. Yay. I'm living out XKCD 1053 today! Also hooray for Susan Hoover, who described/transcribed the cartoon here, as copypasted into the alt text. uh-ir.tdl.org/server/api/c...

I'm not sure about this draft headline for the story I'm doing on the Senate race in South Carolina. "Frightened By Annie Andrews, Republicans Expel Own Digestive Tracts, Like Sea Cucumbers Wearing Red Ties."

Well sure the bribes are corrupt, probably illegal, and won't offset higher costs Trump caused. They won't help Republicans in the midterms, either. Donald Trump’s Midterm Scam: Pathetically Measly Healthcare Bribes For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...

Whoa. @haleaziz.bsky.social has the scoop on a truly insane plan to use some military training ships for deportations, with people presumably shackled or locked in cells for days at a time as they transit to Central and South America. Each journey would be staggeringly expensive — and dangerous.

Basic fact-checking reveals the ad has nothing to do with the state of Ohio or Democratic Senate candidate Sherrod Brown.

Easily my favorite detail: