Worldwide_Wimpy

If this is the Bears D, they should be the favorites to win the NFC

To Chiitan, transgender people are like family—just like mom and dad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I love everyone from the bottom of my heart. I hope every kind-hearted transgender person can live a proud and happy life. love you all🩷

Linda McMahon, the United States Secretary of Education, worked diligently to ensure children in her and her husband's "employ" could continue to be molested at WWE. She did this for the same reason she got the Secretary of Education job: Republicans like it when children are sexually abused.

Huge follow-up reporting to my scoop: The Guardian confirmed America Next—the conservative nonprofit founded by Bobby Jindal that was offering students $ to disrupt El-Sayed events—paid a firm registered to Tommy Teepell’s dad Timmy $250k for “canvassing and influencer marketing” against El-Sayed.

"Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you- Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass, my ass!"

She done lost her damn mind.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

never ever ever ever throw Jose Ramirez a pitch again

HOLY CHRIST THEY FINALLY WALKED RAMIREZ

Fuck Guards Ball. Tampa is gunna sweep them

The Sox chose a terrible time to stop maximizing their talent with a 2-0 series lead

be nice to get a hit

Put a 100mph fastball in Jose Ramirez's ear hole... I love him as a player and have nothing against him, but fuck him

WHY ARENT YOU WALKING EVERY FUCKING TIME

TBS really wants Cleveland to win

WHY ARENT YOU WALKING HIM EVERY TIME???

so the Guardians cant slug so if you go 2-0, 3-1 you're fucking yourself. you can groove the first pitch for strike one and you win

"Sorry I'm late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes." "Well, then, you should have been early."

BREAKING: For the first time in 10 months, the U.S. admitted a refugee who is not a white South African. In September, the U.S. admitted 3,386 white South Africans and two Afghans (in D.C.) In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 16,287 white South Africans, five Afghans, and nobody else.

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they gave Jets/Bears the F team on Fox

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Troy Aikman is the luckiest QB in NFL history... look at how many HoFers were around him

ROME

My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/c80...

I dont like that AEW has to have "endorsements" for talents holding the world title. just put them over strong

"Why don't you come chat with us about the Leader at the welcome center?" "Will there be beer?" "Beer is not allowed." "Homer no function beer well without."

"Good lord! Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?" "Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny. Then they jacked up the price. It's not fair. It's not fair, I tells you."

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover

If the McCaskey's arent down in Springfield apologizing and taking whatever they can get so they get off of Soldier Field turf tomorrow, they need to sell the team

Why does the NFL not want the bears to be good?

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"Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire." "Clowns are funny."

The tech bros say AI is going to kill us? Well, let's do the most human thing we can: Let's start fucking more.

NEW: In a new audio recording, GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx suggests that his campaign filed someone else's large contribution under Marx's name to avoid campaign finance limits.

The Packers should have fired the Flower when they had the chance

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)

$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!

"There's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices."

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

"Oh... English side ruined. Must use French instructions. 'Le grille'? What the hell is that?"