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I really fucking need people to go to their local college and audit a documentary filmmaking class before saying shit like "I don't think this movie accurately portrays the facts therefore it's not a documentary" that's not what the word "documentary" *means*

Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

I’ve been trans for three years…this is what will end me

me: (2 steppin intergalactic style to Kraftwerk's entire discography w/seven or eight salarian rudeboys at Afterlife) sweet ass asari shorty: Hey...Wow..u guys are really getting down. Can i dance with u? (smiles) me: (elbowing her off the dance floor as i continue to go fucking crazy with the boys)

i have the humor of a 12 year old boy

people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.

InfoWars will never lie to you.

one of my favorite tumblr posts

This to me is BlueSkyism

you guys broke watergate

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

They’re gonna have to add another digit to the price signs ☠️

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Vladimir Lenin as Blaire White. Now imagine they're Japanese. Doesn't look so much like The Troubles was caused by made men lighting stuff on fire now, does it?

I’m going to start doing RDLs again

It’s “listen to Susumu Hirasawa & don’t k¡ll yourself day”! The goal is to listen to Susumu Hirasawa & also to not kms

*dem consultant voice* so my advice is demonize the three trans girls who want to play softball

Gas prices bringing really some mid-aughts energy, I feel like a teen again ❤️

you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06

Another day another haunting earworm,, it sucks that he’s evil, he’s given me so many vocal stims 😭

[tim curry dies] rocky horror huh [remembers logged on transsexual women exist] that movie fuckin sucks [remembers fat bisexual cis women exist] but theres nuance right

The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.

sick, depressed, mylife in shambles… the only Cure: Subaru Baja

The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am

mob psycho 100: its important to take care of yourself, improve yourself, and make the world around you a kinder place (me watching anime in my underpants): true

HOLY SHIT

gonna get enormous mileage outta this

the MOST literal turtleneck I've everseen. all others are cowardly by comparison

I’m obsessed w/season 1…but you cannot go back to the magic. The hunger is the point!!! Let it rest ❤️‍🩹

To you, it’s “who drank three PBRs & blocked traffic on a bike night”, but to me that’s a normal Thursday