Ed

Hard material, soft vibe. 🪽 #BambuLab #3DPrinting #3Dprinter #3Dprintinglife #innovation #bambu #bambutiful #bambuseful #3DPrinter #3DPrinter #bambua1 #bambux1c

Someone should name their cat Spaceballs. Spaceballs, the cat.

mobius and loki 👁️👁️ two of the cuties i’m taking care of for the next week 🖤 also if anyone has recs for things to do/see/eat in vegas, lmk ✌️

Hey everyone, the family is safe but we unfortunately lost our home like countless others did in the Eaton Canyon Fire. I will have more to say once I’m able to process things a bit but for now just wanted to let people know we are safe and we will find a way forward. -miles

It’s surreal, actually, packing a go bag and deciding what you *have to take if you have to evacuate

I love cats so much man. You know they go 'mrrp?' sometimes? Crazy shit

we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes

@stephenking.bsky.social I’ve been reading through The Dark Half (I know, an oldie). Have you ever considered making a book with Alexis Machine? Maybe even pen it as “George Stark”?

Me on the 1st of January: I am going to lose at least 2 stone in weight by summer Me on the 6th of January: I have a cold and therefore must eat everything in my house that is not nailed down

It's honestly incredible that a 12 pound human who can't speak, sit up, or feed himself, is currently calling all the shots in our house. He decides everything and we all just have to obey. He showed up, didn't even ask us for our names, and made himself CEO. And we just went along with it.

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven't heard in 20 years but I've got no clue what my email password is.

i do unfortunately love my stupid cat so much i’ll buy anything that looks like him

i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99

When God closes a door, his cat meows at him until he opens it again.

At 18:20 I decided I need to learn how to make miso soup. 19:15 on my way home with the basic ingredients, and a packet of instant miso soup, just in case.

In like 10 years, there will be a nostalgia resurgence for early 3D printed crap that will lead to fake 3D printed items at Target with those shitty print lines on them. Happy new year.

Now that I've tweaked a few things and should have it all good to go! Here's the files for those that would like to print! 😁 #rkggk #print cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...

Little vampire 🧛‍♂️

almost five minutes now, so sending out the sos: my cat refuses to stop licking my arm

Matching socks 🧦

Game: This weapon is far superior to your current weapon. Me: But it’s ugly and doesn’t match. How can I possibly slay my enemies if I can’t slay the outfit?

Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards

When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1929 & sound recordings from 1924 will enter the public domain in the US, like: ⚓️ Popeye 🕵️ The Maltese Falcon 📖 The Sound and the Fury 🇮🇹 A Farewell to Arms 🏠️ A Room of One's Own 🙌 Hallelujah 🎺 Bolero and many more! 🧵👇

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in our very dumb annual tradition and start 2025 off on the right hoof.

butter is too weak to even purr while i hold her i can’t believe this is the end

Happy Caturday Bluesky people 💙

Is the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact still a good idea? This would have been the electoral map, had it been active for the 2024 election.

Big handsome Ragdoll 💙

Ordered ‘medium spice’ at the Indian restaurant. Now I’m sweating, crying, and reevaluating the hubris of my ancestors.

The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene. Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.

When life gives you lemons, feed them to little kids and film their reactions.

I don’t get it this place is so political, it’s not normal for someone to be that political. Why can people talk about real life like a good time at the beach or the last football game. There are other things in this world besides politics.

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.