𝚉𝚎𝚗 𝚉𝚎𝚛𝚘☯️0️⃣

And Lindsey Graham should be remembered as someone who, on his very best day, was a sniveling coward with a moral compass that pointed only to power.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. The Magical Mystery Tour In My Pants #hashtaggames

Me: "Don't you dare" sounds perfectly normal but "do not you dare" sounds absolutely ridiculous which is insane because "don't" is a contraction for "do not." Doctor: I meant is anything bothering you physically

we love to see it ❤️

Political rabbits campaigning for warren peace.

Wrote a thing about how it doesn't really matter whether Zuck shut down the No Kings Insta on purpose or if it was an accident. The problem is relying on him in the first place. www.techdirt.com/2026/10/20/a...

Mr. President, our state is not yours to rename. Our history is not yours to erase. Our culture and identity run deep, shaped by generations of New Mexicans long before you or the U.S. were here at all. We are proud of who we are and where we come from. Because we are New Mexicans.

Wait till he finds out where York, Hampshire, and Jersey are.

President Trump's promise of $5,000 checks if his party wins the midterms isn't landing. Per NBC News Decision Desk poll: 14% think he'll deliver on it 71% think he won't Even among self-identified Republicans: 28% expect to receive a $5,000 payment 47% do not expect to get it

I fried my glottal.

Pete Hegseth says "If there's one entity that should win the Nobel Peace Prize every single year, it actually should be the United States military."

God dammit, New York Times!

Home Alone For Tax Purposes

These days I'm mostly working with open source models either on local hardware or rented infrastructure. Getting under the hood of LLMs and poking around has been extremely demystifying in ways that reading white papers never was and has left me very firmly on the "this isn't consciousness" side

This is not technically possible. Every day there's more evidence that AI developers do not understand their own tech.

I consider Thunberg and David Hogg to be excellent examples of why it's bad to elevate traumatized children.

How it’s going

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea hasn’t thought it through. You should absolutely never hand your unlocked phone to a police officer.

Holy shit.

TIL

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

"fans react to baseball game"

Things you can mull: • cider • wine • that’s it.

I’m signing an executive order to rename diesel to “supreme gas”

Leroy Brown was clearly only the second baddest man in the whole damned town.

Really tired of this claim that Ginger Rogers did everything Astaire did backwards and in heels. Please. Go watch a few movies before repeating it. It’s just not true.

CDC wastewater reports: Sep 12, 2026 🔥 CA, FL, TX, VI, WA 🔴 HI, MS, NC, NV, SC 🟠 AK, AL, AR, DE, ID, KY, MA, NM, OR, UT 🟡 CO, CT, DC, GA, IN, KS, LA, MD, ME, MO, NH, NJ, RI, SD, TN, VA 🟢 IA, IL, MI, MN, NE, NY, OH, OK, PA, VT, WI, WV, WY ❔

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I keep thinking this century is new, but it’s more than a quarter over. #OldPeoplesThoughts

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

I must be missing something. I put the dime in the coconut, but nothing happened.

Cat ninja

So Simba decides to go back to save the pridelands. We see him running across the wastelands at full speed to get back, day and night. He finally gets back and sees the ruin. And the Timone and Pumba just stroll up behind him? How does that work?

I’m already standing on the ground. But I’m not writing a fucking song about it.

I’m already standing on the ground. But I’m not writing a fucking song about it.

My neighbor bought rooftop solar from Tesla. He needed it temporarily removed recently. Tesla is the only company that can do it, because they use a different connector than everyone else in the industry. 🙄 The funny thing is, the Tesla techs showed up to do the work in gas-powered vans.

Me: Did you know that from the time Pluto was discovered until the time it was declared not a planet, it did less than one orbit? Wife: Slacker!

Tots adorbs. youtu.be/Sz9GyGzfihM...

Cat and Monkey.

How come wolves never become werehumans?

just declare it vacant. Even if he’s still alive, he’s clearly not doing the job.

Holy crap.