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its a pentagram

From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

i mean it’s not a documentary about theranos, but it is certainlyna documentary

i sell north and northwest accessories

Bail Bond Provider: Freida Gogh

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

theres something special about ordering hamburgers. in a world where things ah, don't always turn out how you'd like them to, it is nice to find a place where you can,, have it your way for a change -- john wilson's new burger king commercial

If you didn’t know what They Might Be Giants looked like this would be a plausible option

tfw u got a milkshake with a straw

Airline Seat Tester: Wilma Butfit

perfect image on this one

Nurse: *Takes ALL my blood for my checkup * Me: ʰᵉʸ ⁱ ʷᵃˢ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

Watching the life and death of colonel blimp:

lmao i made this immediately after seeing the picture

i’ve never been to a funeral where they played dead moon - walkin on my grave, but i think it’s something mourners would really enjoy

"Curtis Flowers, a Black man whose six trials for murder in Mississippi became a landmark case for racial bias in jury selection, has died, according to the Montgomery County coroner. Flowers was 56." (via @mississippitoday.org)

Opinion | He's trying to break generational ties to gangs. Los Angeles police keep targeting him L.A. police allegedly profiled and detained several young men the day they were set to graduate from a reentry program in Boyle Heights.

Advocates say the case is an alarming example of the prevalence of unsubstantiated forensic science.

Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam

Was already loving Cool Machine, @colsonwhitehead.com’s latest, but when he drops a beautiful digression on “Little Johnny Jewel” into the middle of it …

TGIBF (nearly) 12XUrecs.bandcamp.com

the guy who said the yakuza would gut you like a fish for disrespecting doraemon

no they are not

kill them! kill them!! kill them! kill them! oh hey didnt hear you come in lol.

Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different

does anyone need to attach some papers to some other papers? let me know!

emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”

Defense Attorney: Justin Volk V

The mayoral race has all the headlines, but one of the starkest choices for Angelenos is further downballot: the race for city attorney. From enforcing tenants' rights to policing homelessness, this office matters matters on all sorts of things. Learn more in our new Bolts reporting!

I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. My husband saw me making dinner from my traditional cookbook, he asks me “what tradition? The Pleistocene?” Ah I tell ya. And the sex is bad too, oh boy. I told my husband to take charge in the bedroom and he grabbed his Amex and called a cab!

just saw an ad for a cbs show called SHERIFF COUNTRY

I like the Discourse Song fine but I'll still take "it's pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of it" over "it's everywhere, how have you not heard it?!" as animating sentiments go

People chill out about my exgay dog challenge level: impossible. Yes, we sent him to conversion therapy for three months! No, it was not homophobic to do! He is not a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, he is a 𝘵𝘰𝘺-𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘹.