Your Weird Uncle

Your Weird Uncle

@yourweirduncle.bsky.social

Born to dilly dally, forced to go to work.

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*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.

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Felt this since he was elected but no one wants to hear cheesy shit like this from me, but yeah, electing a Muslim 25 years after 9/11 is what makes NYC the greatest city in the world.

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

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my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn

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a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Ken Fang -- Very Asian@fangsbites.bsky.social

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

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“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

youtube.comCharles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you!’”YouTube video by NBA On Fire
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

You know that part in Life Of Brian where he gets abducted by aliens for a few minutes and it's never addressed? I want to see that for Mario Galaxy and Star Fox.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Fox McCloud confirmed for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - new poster

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I'm never buying a new console ever again.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

PS5/PS5 Pro/PS Portal will receive price increases on April 2nd. For USA: -PS5 $549 -> $649 -PS5 Digital $499 -> $599 -PS5 Pro $749 -> $899 -PS Portal $199 -> $249 blog.playstation.com/2026/03/27/n...

Final Fantasy II, that's actually the fourth Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy III is the sixth. Despite being called Final Fantasy Legend, it's actually a SaGa game. Final Fantasy Adventure is Sword of Mana.