Zack “Several Bones” Johnson

I guested on this Youtube show a little while ago. It was fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-N...

Sage: To save the world from ruin, you must master all the elements. Hero: Yes! I will begin with the power of fire! Sage: (pulling out periodic table) Actually, let’s start with rhodium.

This is a half-developed thought, but something I find interesting about games made via prompt is that they can be released without a human ever having played them. Feels crucial to me in a way that an HR e-mail that nobody (even the sender) has read doesn’t.

I just listened to YYZ for the first time and I think it stands for Y would You do this to yourself, Zack.

Steam Next Fest has over a dozen game demos in it but there’s one in particular I think you should check out: store.steampowered.com/app/5346200/...

Art by • Dave Long

people running for office. the cannidets. what strikes me is their ripe, soft robes of skin. what must it be like underneath? wet and rude? i am voting for all of them. my curiosity is the law

For safety reasons, I treat all baked potatoes as if they were loaded.

Laughing, crying, throwing up, etc. to have a debut novel coming out in spring 2028. It’s a funny literary novel called HENRY GOODWOLF about a legendary monster hunter and the limits of understanding.

I’m making a game where you have to use your stretchy arms and fire breath to make lentil soup with realistic physics. It’s a dhal sim.

I had to sell my dick so I could afford to buy Marilyn Manson a McRib.

The Mariachi implies the existence of the Luiachi.

Starve a vole, feed a beaver.

My grandma was into BDSM — Baking, Doilies, Sadism and Macramé.

Credits on Control Resonant. I’m really ride or die for the first one, and this one does a pretty good job of living up to it. I’m still invested enough to want to mop up all the side quests. Those arcade machines can eat my butt though. Impossibly difficult.

If you like waiting for shaders to compile, I’ve got some great news for you.

Our new word game / tower defense mashup now has a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/5346200/...

Really pleased to finally say that Chris Remo and I were the lead writers on Star Wars: Galactic Racer. The team at Fuse are the absolute best in their field, and it really shows. It was a great project to work on and is an even better game to play. Sebulba forever

It was enormously fun to serve as lead writer on Star Wars: Galactic Racer alongside Duncan. It’s a very ambitious project and Fuse did an amazing job! (Fortunately, Sebulba returned and we got to help put him in a video game)

A Brian Fart is when your buddy Brian drops such rank ass that you briefly forget how to spell brain.

In places where perma-DST makes it dark when you’re going to work or school, just change when work and school start! Everyone hates the status quo and it’s so easy to fix. It’s about to start getting dark here at 4pm and it makes me so mad every year. We are in charge! We can adjust stuff! Christ.

Christopher Lloyd episode of Amazing Stories. www.imdb.com/title/tt0511...

I'm trying to buy some leather straps for a costume and I desperately wish Amazon had a "not horny" checkbox.

I regret to inform you: I quite enjoyed Digger. No way near as annoying as the trailer seemed, and hiding a big reveal that gave it a much needed tonal shift and firmer foundations to work from. At the very least, not a boring two hours in the cinema.

Man. Digger rules. See it in a theater if you can.

not the first or last time you'll see this but i gotta post it every year. just a thing i gotta do

catfishing.net #831 - 6/10 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 🐟🐟🐈🐈🐟

Remembered a dream where this guy told me he had spent tens of thousands of dollars on the four most desirable Twitter usernames. The names were "@cool" "@coolcool" "@coolcoolcool" and "@lorenzo".

Some wild stuff in this book.

My Mighty Orbot is also named Bort. mighty-orbots.fandom.com/wiki/Bort

Havin' a pretty good week here! catfishing.net #830 - 7/10 🐟🐟🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈

KoL: October's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store. Plant the black rosebud and have a daily stroll through your fully immersive, hyper-realistic 3-dimensional rose garden.

I'd go grocery shopping but I'm listless

Why do so many video games have silly names? I wrote about it for PC Gamer. www.pcgamer.com/games/why-so...

Did okay today too! Real brain fart on #8 though. catfishing.net #829 - 7/10 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈

Personal best today! catfishing.net #828 - 7.5/10 🥚🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐟🐟🐈🐈

What kind of dudgeon are we gettin' into, boys? High?

We've dealt with this by just not having a save system. I dunno if that would work for a game people perceive as more serious, though.

Via tedium.co, this is the patent for making Combos: patents.google.com/patent/US416... This and whatever the patent is for making Twizzlers Nibs have defined my automotive snack habits for decades now.

Neighbor tricked me into eating a Ouija board. Disguised it as a square pizza. He was trying to turn me into a doorway to unknown realms, but all that happened was I puked up a little goblin foot. He was so embarrassed I ended up buying him a real pizza to cheer him up.

The old d6 Star Wars.

This is already really good and I can’t wait to see the final version.

Theorycrafting a hybrid build that uses Holy Shit and Shadow Piss.

The media of my youth led me to believe that I would encounter a lot of mechanical bulls as an adult. I think I've seen maybe two.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

I understand the Big Walk hype now.

Y'know when you can tell a bank used to be a Pizza Hut? Whatever moves in here is gonna have a much worse version of that problem. hoodline.com/2026/09/ripl...

It's Negroni Week in San Francisco, or as I call it, "time to drink at home."

Cottage is a criminally underrated cheese.

We're getting pretty weird with October's Item-of-the-Month.