Post

Satan is so hot right now www.npr.org/2026/10/09/n...

We've got supercomputers, fast vehicles, very functional communication means... and now a prayer to Satan and then worrying about how to undo it. WTF has happened to America?! I feel like I'm in a neverending episode of The Twilight Zone...

Hail Satan, I guess. 😈

it's like these Xristian Nationalists (who aren't actually Christian, just religio-fascist fanatics) didn't learn from the Kansas Board of Education's Evolution Hearings debacle back in 2005 (see attached Wiki page for details & this page for what came out of it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_...).

I think it's only fair that if the invocation at the start of the meeting is to Satan, that the whole meeting needs to be conducted under the aegis of Satan. The next meeting can be conducted under the eye of whatever deity that speaker invokes.

Man. The older I get the more Stickers I have to peel off my stuff.

without having read much yet, does this mean the abortion clinics and stuff calling attention to how big the double standards are when it comes to religious entities, they're all a sham or worthless in some other way? i was really under the impression tst was doing good work. 🙁

"protests".

Its really easy to get the two switched up, I do it constantly. But that's kind of the point.

That's the kind of thing that happens when you put Republicans in charge.

Amazing

🤣🤣🤣

Lol

Millions of Americans fought and died for our right not to be inflicted with the imaginings of others Sky Daddy's. Get your religion out of our public square and out of our government.

As long as religions exist, humanity will not exist.

Rick Bick?

That is hilarious

Oh no-it’s just that one dudes god

Not sure how Ottumwa could get much worse tbh. Have you ever been there??? lmao

Hail Mary Hail Satan My supernatural God is stronger than your supernatural God!! Haha!! Take that.

Fun fact. Radar O'Reilly on MASH was from Ottumwa, Iowa.

I love people freaking out about imaginary shit.

That was glorious.

I admit I'm not 100% comfortable with tacking Satan onto it (and I've been familiar with Satanism for a while and long felt it doesn't wholly clash with what Christianity should be, rather than how some Christians act), but in this case, as another book says, as ye sow, so shall ye reap...

Also true.

Cursing the city council would've been rude and inappropriate, unlike invoking the "wrong" god(s).

Stop the rape, murder, and slavery of inmates. Stop tearing apart refugee families and giving their children to Republican pedophiles. They are cursed because they’re too fucking stupid to see they’re cursing themselves with their Nazi Republican terrorism.

🤘😂

Stupid White ppl. Keep it up, Dark Lord!

youtu.be/IMHauDfQOcY?...

Same energy as putting water on a lithium fire.

People are all about religious freedom untill the religion they don’t like practices it. Best way to attack these laws is like this.

Holy smokes.

The fact that the whitehouse hasn't gotten writing on the wall suggests YHWH doesn't care much about curses anymore. Or maybe it was just covered by the ketchup.

This pleases Love Mummy.

Curse?? Noooooo. Now these small minded bureaucrats have opened the door to little johnny asking "mom, who's Satan? Can we get a pet goat". We're now in the FO phase of FAFO. I'm crying with laughter here. Can't breathe. Law of Unintended Consequences has entered the room

🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Reminds me of the atheist’s contribution to our street side row of nativity scenes in Santa Monica. Merry Christmas!

"Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not for their fealty to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations" he continued Why would anyone object to that?

Maybe add voodoo dolls.

😂😂😂😂😂humans are the devil, not all, but quite a few🤔

the face you make when dealing with sub-IQ, magical-thinking men.

Iowa, you say?

I was gonna repost this but I’m not gonna be the one to make it go past 666

Next time they need to invoke no-givsies-backsies

Next time say at the end "No reverso, attempts make it moreso!"

Satanists🤮

Why are they so sure they were cursed?

He meant Satanic Temple, yeah

The dude that imediately said hail satan is a legend

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I'm guffawing. Do you believe that ALL the shit raining down on citizens right now comes from "GOD"??? If so, fuck God. The HUMANS are the demons doing this shit. Curse the HUMANS.

No mere satanic curse could overcome the protective spirit of Ottumwa- all hail Radar!

I’d say they could burn some sage, but not sure there’s enough seasonings within the city limits to accomplish that

Which laugh was it? youtube.com/shorts/cGIv9...

youtube.com/shorts/yDg1c...

I don't see why they're upset. This is as stupid as invoking Jesus or whatever. They better be prepared for people to start the meeting by praying with the Green Lantern Corp mantra because that's religious to nerds like me

…Repost number 666 🐐

not a satanist but i love this

Holy shit this is fucking amazing lmao

I wonder what in the prayer is disagreeable. The "curse" is a call for human decency?

That was actually a really good prayer.

Freedom of religion, amiright?

Isn't Radar from there?

Note that this is in Ottumwa, a city in Iowa, not Iowa City, a different city in Iowa.

Lmao this rocks

Now I’m laughing.🤣

hexterical!🤣

This is just Ottumwa being Ottumwa.

I am trying so fucking hard not to tip my fedora right now

youtube.com/shorts/yDg1c...

Hehehehe, so stupid🙄

Every 31 seconds "Hail! Satan!" Silence-

Hahaha. Love when Christian bullshit is turned back on them.

That's def one way to explain it lmao. I just wanted to make sure not to discredit anyone ya'know?

Christianity is such a joke. It's its own punchline.

I so love those for them.

As long as it takes to prove to these Bozos that freedom of religion includes freedom FROM religion.

bsky.app/profile/qakl...

They can't erase the Trump stench. They drank it.

By the way, that upside down star is in the Republican elephant . Three of them! They're called pentagrams...dumbasses

Iowa, we want you to fail.. the sooner the better.

It's religion freedom for all or none. Pick one.