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I remember when these guys had a Qanon-like devotion to Phil Spencer. Real friends, how many of us

something aimed at a 14yr old

It's the half remembered playthrough of Max Payne they did 15+ years ago. A vague outline of an antihero cursing his way through faceless goons, written in a way so that no real life or politics are accidentally mentioned.

That post has got to be satire, right?... ...right?

Xbox appealing to their fanboys in the past couple of weeks does make more sense in light of what's happening now. They secured a PR army supporting the layoffs...

"The problem was the leadership, which is why it's good that they're laying off a bunch of people not in leadership"

This guy was actively having a stroke while typing.

If it was, they'd be more concerned with getting Arkane back on their feet than yelling "where John Halo?" at Microsoft every time they mention video games.

somehow, timdog returned

He always comes back cause he's an addict.

I'm incredibly foulmouthed and I think it's so weird and sad that these fucking manchildren have so little personality that "I say fuck" is like a core element of their personalities. And they're all at least a decade older than me. Like holy fuck get a hobby. I hear video games are fun.

Yeah because Phil Spencer was a wimp and someone from Microsoft Corporate is going to be way more edgy and down to earth? Is that the argument?? Like what? what???

I’d love to see how arbitrarily doing the opposite of whatever the last guy did gets people to want to buy an overpriced console that needs to be allowed to die. They’re going to make an even bigger mess instead of living with the truth that they’re Jaguar era Atari and it’s time to fold.

What an absolute loser.

Good for the new CEO to tweet his statement on the rumours though

What a fucking moron

Gamepass didnt work out so the studios got shut down. Blame Phil Spencer for trying to make gamepass work. These studio would've closed years ago if weren't for Microsoft funding them. The games they made neither pushed gamepass or sold well. Undead lab is next on the chopping block.

Why the fuck is the spacing at the end of every sentence so weird?

Reminder that when suits talk about "culture" that's PR talk for the fucking people who have been working there.

These people are the dumbest influencers on the planet