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That’s a terrifying thought. 😳

It's so gross we have a president selling cheap FOREIGN made crap. #PresidentTemu

I could buy this or I could just lather myself in ben gay and sh*t my pants for that authentic smell.

remember when Jackie was selling JFK's cologne?

What a Motherfucking shame! Wtf

Boy is that the truth.

It smells like shot off ear.

Resistance Introducing the scent of the rebellion— A fragrance that commands attention and fuels a revolution. Deny. Defend. Depose. Are you ready to join the resistance? The world is waiting.

I'm surprised he didn't call it Blood and Guts.

Sickening

Or, as Kinzinger remarked: "Anus and armpits!"

Bug spray. Period.

I imagine these perfumes smell of perspiration, blood, and soiled diapers.

A President-elect making a sales pitch for his own gift? Hmm, seems kinda American.

Buckle up. Trump will start his own shopping channel.

they love getting scammed, why else would they vote for him a second time?

That's pretty expensive for urine.

So it's for real?

Not to be offensive, but...

Ik!!!! I usually do not go anywhere near his .com, but I had to peak🙄

It probably smells like rotten diaper.

But the price of eggs….

More product to launder bribe money from anyone, foreign or domestic, that wants a favor.

$200 to smell like a rotting pile of garbage?!? And they wonder why we call them MAGAts.

I'd say every democracy relies on compliance.

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Trump keeps grift in #griftmas.

This deserves a follow.💙

People will gladly pay for shit like this, but eggs and bacon are too expensive

I smell Big Mac and BO

Classified Documents coming soon to McDonald's, Signed by McFelon. Get yours now! While supplies last. Pre-ordering until Jan 20th. 🚬😎

Smells like hairspray, bronzer, and a soiled Depends.

Wow. I guess the internet is his new Mall for MAGA to shop. LOl.

MAGA = Mall About Grifting Americans

How much do you think he’ll charge for a night in the Lincoln bedroom?

Soon, we'll have a Sears catalog size of Trump collectibles to choose from.

The grift that keeps on grifting.

Smells like BS.

Smells like shit, to me

He seems like the purest expression of a certain kind of America. Undiluted exploitative avarice as a virtue in human form.

also, should be named ‘fight, flee, fawn’

and nothing happens.

Trump is a shameless grifter. We’ve always known this. His voters, who hate themselves and their own families, are a problem that we will have to address

Great product name since you’d have to fight for air if someone around was wearing this bilge water.

I hate it here

I find it funny when watching him before and after election how it seems almost like watching a shopping channel more than reality. He is always shopping things. So glad Gibson guitars and the Les Paul series were like: "Fuck you, NO!". In the age of seeing what is pathetic and not.

Limburger cheese, rotten egg, stinky feet.

More like Stink, Stank, Stunk

Bet it smells like shit.

Fucking pathetic that this is what our democracy has come to.

Whose going to fall on the sword, buy a bottle, and tell the rest of us how it smells? Lol.

Now you can buy something to Smell like a old fart with too many make up

Even more concerning - where is this guy’s head at ?

Oh, geez, it’s still a big deal! The traitor felon conman just stinks to high(er) heaven now with his latest stinky “winning” crap and bs fake greetings. He won’t go away and his foul odors will linger: P.U.!

Those were simpler times. Back when we naively thought the rule of law would be upheld, and before our president told us to inject bleach to cure a virus. Sigh.

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Well, at least we’ll smell them coming.

Turns my stomach.

Smells like piss and old french fry oil.

All the institutional guardrails that were weakened or eliminated in his first term were never adequately repaired or even addressed.

It's better than his prior cologne, "Pew, Ick, Ew".

Such a pathetic piece of shit!

Grifters gonna grift.

🎼 It's the circle of grift!🎶

Oh please! Probably smells like Old Spice and English Leather combined

I am guessing that cologne smells like sweat and urine, both of which he secreted when he was cowering on the floor of that stage.

I wouldn’t wear that to a dog fight.

I truly thought this was a joke (he supposedly smells so bad) 🤢

He’s so tacky.

Wonder if it smells like “shitzinpants”

He needs to keep coming up with products to offer… remember that every crappy product he sells is a money-laundering opportunity.

You know that Russian video tape people say exists? I imagine I smells like that room

I imagine it smells like mar a lago. Like old lady perfume

Not no mention...vulgarity!

It’s got ELECTROLYTES!!!

Not just any toilet, either! It's certified to be from the actual toilet Trump used while perusing classified documents in the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago.

🤣🤣🤣

with a hint of classified paper

Bet those smell disgusting.

Oh, the press conferences he gave, with stacks of folders stuffed with blank papers www.bostonglobe.com/news/politic...

I wish I was surprised.

Nothing like the smell of an overloaded adult diaper.

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It must smell like 💩

Just wait till he bankrupts the secret service for room and board again with his golfing and cashing in by housing heads of state staying at his Washington hotel. Tax payers again will be so delighted. 🙄

Step riiiiiiight up America!

Sold by the gallon?

I’d like to see a certified audit of just how many bottles of aftershave he’s sold. I’m guessing the number is in the low dozens.

It really IS a visceral reaction, isn't it?

They call him diaper don for a reason!

And smells just like shit 😂😂😂 MAGAs will love it

If you wants to smell like pathological liar / sociopath…

Can we stop talking about this idiot and start talking about getting the DNC’s shit turned around? Seriously, this does nothing.

We keep letting him walk over the line and then we clutch our pearls in disappointment and shock when the line moves or disappears completely

And MAGA’s are good with this? Imagine if Biden did it?

Eau de Merde?

GROSS GROSS GROSS

Yea if you want to smell like shit!

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Laughing it is all well and good, but maybe it would be better to try and investigate how much money this man is grifting. Like hello SEC? FTC? Somebody?????

Ya think he's compensating?

Ah the scent of grotesque old man's tiny penis...

Probably smells like his diaper. P

Omfg.🤦🤦🤦

trump really should divest from his business of selling State secrets while he's president. (Allegedly, or course)

Bet it smells like corruption

If he markets kitty litter I’m in!

Oh jebus why would you want to smell like him 💩

Probably smells like McDonalds and flop sweat.

Round 2, Swamp Kings gunna host all White House events at Mara-Swampo. I’m sure the event fee paid by government tax dollars will be modest