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That’s because US cars and agricultural products are so irredeemably shit that they don’t meet EU standards and Europeans simply don’t want them. Moan all you like, or make better products.

Bonjour 👋

This malevolent fascist is trying to destroy the post-WWII int'l order, attacking loyal US allies the EU (and Canada, which he also called "nasty"). And if the US needs to import vehicles and agricultural goods from the EU, then *no*, the US doesn't "have all the cards". You NEED the EU's exports.

Remember when he said China had all the cards. Where did that end up?

trump targets the EU, as russia wants. There is no doubt that he has a deal with putin.

Trump has new trade partners in mind for us. He is partial to countries in the Middle East that expand opportunities to increase the Trump family’s wealth in exchange for most favored status in America. Anybody believe Qatar is gifting him w/a $400M luxury plane out of the goodness of their hearts?

Such a crybaby piece of garbage. F him.

That's what fascism is. The belief that you're intrisically better than anyone else and also under permanent threat, leading to constant scapegoating and favoring loyalty over skill. Eventually those lead to implosion from backstabbing and sheer incompetence, but not beforea lot of innocent victims.

What is his thing with the “cards.” Is it becoming a tell like the “sir” line?

His vocabulary is shrinking by the hour.

Well that explains it then. That’s how his mind works.

Have no fear, it’s only a matter of time before he capitulates to the EU as well. 🙄

The world is against me .... us.

Seems to have the sniffles again.... Attacking the ACA again.... He's doing the tax cut tariffs shell game again... Lying out his ass again.... Too much turd polish....

Fucking. Whiny. Toddler. You have no cards. There are no cards.

From his casino days perhaps!

Donald’s salty tears flow regularly

Sound turned down and captioning on so I don’t ruin my husband’s morning. Reading the stream of incoherence coming from Trump is jaw-dropping. His ‘weave’ is simple buffoonery mixed with lies, exaggeration, lack of information and outsized ego.

So funny when he uses the vocabulary of an 8 year old 🤣 ‘Nasty’ and ‘loser’ my personal favourites. Incongruent with the leader of the free (or not so) world.

The orange assclown once again attacking allies - such a classy leader . Such an embarrassment

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I am so tired of his whining - Grandpa needs to be put back to bed

Nice group of allies that you used to have.

Does anyone actually believe this moron and all his made up BS?!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️

Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Time to get tested again for dementia buddy.

Just like all the cards they had wirh China? The EU will be quaking, I'm sure.

And you are the nastiest risketo i've ever see...

Hahaha, let's see how he fares against Ursula and a team of top EU diplomats.

Idiot

The most ignorant president ever and we should burn his administration to the ground. Eat shit yamtits

"We have all the cards" - just the dumbest motherfuckers in the world, put in charge by the Republicans.

How about we close all your military bases on our soil and no longer let you operate within our territory? We definitely don't need your garbage products, your crappy cars, your inedible foods, or any of the other trash you try to pawn off on us.

They treated us very unfairly. They sold us stuff and made us pay for it!

You might have cards, but you're not playing with a full deck.

You forgot all the “ehs” and “uhs”

Puto payaso

We don't take your products because they're shit, Donald

The man is a total loser. Also liberals have no solution to the fact that Americans pay higher drug prices so we can subsidize low European drug prices. Both can be true.

Grandpa says he has all the cards! Where did we hear that before?

So poor pathetic USA gets bullied by every other nation on earth? Why are so many people so proud of such a nation?

He just his cronies: "go short on S&P500". I'm about to make a dick of myself again.

Yup! and since he is the equalizer he can cut the food stamp for poor and cancer research for kids.

Has he been to Europe? Why would they want to buy shit American cars or chlorinated chicken ffs. There's nothing produced in the US that isn't leagues behind that produced in the EU. Italian cheese & wine, French cheese & wine, Irish whiskey & beef, German cars & beer, Belgian chocolate, etc. etc.

He's capitulated against the Chinese as we all knew he would. He is adding 30% for Americans to pay, while they are adding 10%. (0% in reality, China won't impose any tariff on US imports to their people, why would they, they are not absolutely stupid).

Socialist health care systems. The kind that let people have health care without being bankrupted.

HAHAHAHAHA he has no cards at all, only a wild broken fantasy about being a succesfull businessman. EU shits in his mouth. What an utter moron.

Moronity on display… Trump realizes he can’t compete with China … so now he tries to compete with EU … 🤦‍♀️

The orange moron is ridiculous and totally unfit to serve as POTUS

This delusional fool never has the cards.

In line with the argument of the successful Brexit. /s

Nastier meaning won’t take his shit. 🙄

Who let Grandpa out of his padded cell?

Lunatic. Has he worked out who pays the tariffs yet?

The bronzer has gone to whatever is left of his goop between the eyes.

Fuck around and find out, you demented satsuma

How long before he folds on that front?

Looooool

Such a moron 😡

WHATEVA old man

Impeach this idiot already. He is so clueless and vial. If he was a villain in any movie the crowd would give a standing ovation when he had his last scene. Just total low IQ trust fund narcissist. Take America back ✊🇺🇸

I don't think your cards are going to work. Seems to me most of the cards you have are "get out of jail free" cards. And you're running low on them.

If one had all the cards one shows them and wins easily, effortlessly. Otherwise it’s called bluffing. The EU aims always for mutual benefit, a win win. Trump only believes in trying to cheat the other party. The EU is smart and very fair.

His new middle name: “Unfairly”.

Le hacen un recibimiento nuestros compañeros de Asturias y León si se pasa por aquí.

He keeps saying this but never explains how they’ve ripped us off. Does he just feel it in his bones or something??

Oh fuck! The fucking tariff thing AGAIN?

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And because China is nasty, he reduced tariffs for 3 months from 150 to 30%. Thats fine, so when Europe is nastier, he will reduce tariffs to 10%.

No, Donnie. You really don't have "all the cards".

The people correcting his lies are mean and nasty.

“Mean” and “unfair”. Sounds like a 6-year-old. Has he started added juvenile nicknames for all these mean countries?

Trump talking about tariffs: They will all bend the knee and give us everything we want. Trump doing tariffs: Actually, they have all the cards, and they're kicking our ass. Lol, brexit all over again, just stupider.

And who hates the EU in particular? Fucking Putin.

He's not playing with a full deck, so how could he possibly have all the cards

Donnie No Deals has no cards

He REALLY is. It is AMAZING that not everyone sees that.

So, Trump's deal with China is merely a 90 day pause just like his previous pause when despite holding all the cards his previous tariff announcement blew up in his face. Now he's gonna take on the nastier than China EU - well, good luck with that, just ask the UK how the Brexit negotiations went...

Corrupt moron.

You have “all the cards” because you are playing Uno while everyone else is playing a completely different game you ignorant dement old fart.

The Simpsons predicted Donald Trump:

He talks about being "nasstier." Has he heard the way he says "China"? It's not only nasty but disrespectful and rude. He's ruining America's reputation.

Blah, blah, blah! Just STFU, you idiot!🤮

Make the US unimportant!

It has to be exhausting, to think like he does. Everyone has treated us SO unfairly, but he’s the only one who notices. If we “have all the cards,” how did such a thing happen?

It's just completely schizo at this point

The cards they hold were all made in China? 🙂

He'll see us getting nasty very soon.

He has a special blank deck, so he thinks he has whatever cards he wants and the people he's playing against just laugh and walk away.

“We’re losing trillions.” 🙄

Send your Orange dementia Diaper over to us. We show him how nasty we can be.

Didn’t he say that about China ?

Yet more Trump strategic uncertainty🎪🤡🎪

He only has Jokers in his deck

Sure an Airbus A340 will change his mind, painted with his face on the side looking tuff ... expensive hooker really.

Trump is a disgusting, corrupt, lying fool. Xi and Putin own him and we aren’t his Kool Aid drinkers. We see who he is.

From the bottom of my Spanish and European heart

I'm old enough to remember when far-right bimbos in the UK were "holding all the cards" against the EU. That one worked out well... 😂

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And blah blah blah.

You have all the cards all right. "Don't look over there at that ICE kidnapping by gangs dressed in black wearing masks, instead look at the stock market going up when I undo the tariffs I created in the first place."

He’ll cave. He always does.

But what if the EU is playing chess?

It’s been said countless times already but again: a hallmark of the narcissist is to always, constantly, and forever be a victim.

He holds the cards meaning his staff plays Go Fish with him and let him win. Poker or gin rummy is waaaay too complicated for him.

F… off. We don’t want US cars, that don’t fit our roads and your modified meat. The EU should start taxing digital services and revenue from digital ads

Waiting for “Canada’s the worst, the worst Jerry”.

In other words they didn’t want his crappy golf courses or towers. Plus they don’t want Musk’s Starlink or to be beholden to a Nazi.

Translation: "I tried to bully China, but they gave me a kicking, so now I'll try bullying someone a bit smaller." When the EU also gives him a kicking, he'll pick on the Isle of Man. 🤣😂

The EU doesn't buy your food because it's fucking horrible