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BARTIROMO: How many more deals on trade would you expect in the coming month? NAVARRO: We've got a bunch of deals right now, but a lot of them are unilateral because we had to send letters to people ... trust in Trump

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Translation: “We didn’t make trade deals, we just told other countries what to do and called it diplomacy.” Navarro out here writing fanfiction and calling it policy.

Those snarky Dear Mr. Prime Minister letters that are filled full of grammatical errors and Trumpian delusions are just the thing to bring nations to the tables to make deals that are rock solid and will not be torn up in a temper tantrum next week.

Dear Mr. President, We received your letter. How you tax your people is truly your decision and not ours. Please do not involve us in your campaign to destroy your economy. - the rest of the world.

The painters just showed up to start painting my house. What are you doing, I don't want my house painted? We sent you a letter. We have a unilateral deal to do the work! Get off my lawn!!

I have unilateral deals everywhere also.. I have a unilateral deal with Jessica Alba for a dinner date and a unilateral deal with the MegaMillions commission to pay me the next two big jackpots… this is fun.. someone else go now…

I like that they assume people don’t know enough to understand big people grown up words like “unilateral” and feel comfortable with incompatible word combos like “unilateral deals”. Seems like anyone over 14 should be able to smell that BS immediately.

How is a 'unilateral deal' any deal at all? Doesn't a deal imply two parties agreeing? Trump is dealing with only with himself, because his disordered brain thinks he owns the planet. How silly is Trump making Navarro (and all his toadies) look?

Just a couple of weeks ago, this same idiot claimed that the nations of the world were falling all over themselves to make deals with the US. Now, he says that they're all "meh" about it. The unasked follow-up question: what's responsible for the difference between then and now?

A lot of them are unilateral? Is that all it takes? Hey, Trump. I’m unilaterally telling you that we just made a deal for you to stop being a raging narcissist with sociopathic tendencies. According to your trade advisor that means you have to do what I say.