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... This isn't even in the top 10 of the dumbest shit he's said so far ....

Those tariffs are invalid. youtu.be/z3Ipi7aW1Ts

Reminder: Tariffs are paid by Americans.

He should ALREADY be serving time in Florence ADX.

Psychotic

Since all the generals are there anyway, can someone book the party room at Old Ebbitt’s so they can have a post speech “WTF do we do now” debrief after that debacle?

Every single person in that room will be dumber by the end of this speech.

A newer greatest hits!🙄

Military leaders this morning.

Up from 17! Impressive!

I see this all the time when I visit my mom in memory care. Residents telling the same senseless stories over and over again with no awareness that they just told it a few moments ago.

That’s his talk to Genersls? wtf!

Literally Dark Triad psychopathy.

Tariff shelf is behind the MedBed pod

No Justice, and generations pay the price. bsky.app/profile/chri...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvgO...

Hoping our military has the latest version of Battleship.

A sir story to generals and admirals. Jesus Christ.

always double down on the stupid thing

“Sir, our accountants are fuckin terrible”

What? None of that word salad makes sense.

Yep.

You know it's B.S when Trump puts that Sir analogy in his quote

Can you imagine having to sit through this. If you leave, your fired!

A man walked up to Donnie, with a tear in his eye, “sir! Why are you such an idiot?”

What absolute BS.

Fucking moron.

He tells this same moronic story every chance he gets. He must think the US Treasury is a row of shelves holding stacks of bills. He's living in a cartoon.

He's now campaigning FOR the military. He knows he can't run for election again, but he thinks he can be sold to his "suckers and losers" to stand with him and force the US to give him a 3rd term. Don't doubt that this is his end goal with this odd meeting.

...and if it's not there, check Scrooge McDuck's swimming pool.

None of these people are going to sleep well tonight...

N E V E R. He derives pleasure from hurting others, so absolutely never.

Dear God, remove this ignoramus from my f’ing life!

Because he's a "financial guy" last week it was $31 million... ‘Yeah, $31 million more than we knew.’ And they said, ‘We don’t know where it came from.’”

"Ask the elf on that shelf"

Well, then he can use the $31 billion from the tariff shelf to fund the government he wants to shut down.

"The other day" Dude check the dementia shelf...

Shecky trump!

Are our generals also supposed to be as stupid as his followers? bsky.app/profile/atru...

Gobbledygook.

Amazing how weak it sounds with no crowd interaction

After his open mike performance at the UN you'd think he'd have worked on his material, this is poor. Someone hook him off the stage.

I think *ordered is the operative word in your first sentence 🤔

At least Russia knows where the nuclear submarine is off the coast , well done the admirals are sitting ducks now . Why would a Russian asset tell an enemy where you are at , Americans remove him . 🇨🇦 thanks you for your attention on this matter , about a Nazi president .

Because…he…is?

More like “I went to West Point, got shot in the ass by Taliban snipers, kissed the ring of every douche in the Pentagon, and now I have to listen to diaper don McBone Spurs??!”

"If Biden..."

Let me guess, he also had tears in his eyes...

Any member of the military that agrees with one word of this should absolutely resign. Any member with a backbone should call out the BS.

🤮

And where did that tariff money come from? The consumers

He sounds like me after a few bowls!

That's the 24 karat gold tariff shelf in the Gold House, in DC.

Another day - same tired fable

So what idiot runs the US financial affairs who can’t explain $31b?

Okay I’m starting to think someone built him an actual tariff shelf or something cause I have no idea what he means when he says that

The other day? He told that story ages ago?

Bring back the Battleships!

Still, absolute silence.

He was burly and had tears in his eyes.

None of these lines are going to get him top billing after Hegseth. Does he know that?

"battleship" reminds trump of "battleaxe" a term he and Epstein used to refer to old females (over 15), so in his addled mind, "battleship" is an old term.

So he found 31 billion, yet he is going to shut down the government! 🤔

If he was wearing a bathrobe & slippers, one would assume this man wandered away from his memory care assisted living facility 😵‍💫

Name a bigger fucking moron in this country. I'll wait.

The idiocy is such an embarrassment.

Nothing he said happened…

More likely from the bribe & pay-to-play shelf. It’s right below the money laundering shelf.

To people who are about to not get paid… who are also responsible for an entire military who will also not be getting paid. What a fucking embarrassment.

His eyes are like slits and his speech is slurry What the hell is he on??!!

I don’t know if I should be embarrassed, angry, or afraid. Probably all three. What’s that emotion called?

So it came from a regressive tax on the middle class

When do the squid games begin?

The turd said 'sir' That's his code for BS

The perfect Super Idiot of US morons:

"Sir". He's too stupid that he doesn't even know that we know his tells.

This actually says it all. Trump is hiring people who misplaced $31 billion. They are so incompetent that they cannot track revenue.

The military brass must be so embarrassed hearing to this idiot.

Sounds like he has an incompetent staff

So tired of these made up stories lol. They all sound the same “Sir…”

Someone has told him there is this magic tarrif shelf just to screw with him. The press never asks him about it, so every time he says it, his admin giggles.

He’s recycling material?!?

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $31 billion. Again.

Third time is the charm 🤞🤞🍀

The tariff shelf, aisle 16 in Home Depot.

“sir”

How to make a roomful of Generals cringe.

Sundown well before noon today

Be sure to tip the wait staff and I'll be here all week.

His audience must grimace as he says “by the way” and veers off on a tangent no one cares about or understands.

He can’t be this stupid. Really? He can’t be.

He is SO PROUD of some of the crap his addled brain comes up with! I'll bet the "tariff shelf" is 24 karat gold plated.

This fuckin nitwit. Every time he opens his mouth it's just useless bullshit. How the hell does any person with half a brain in their head look at him and think "Yep, that's the one. He's beyond suited to lead the United States." Complete insanity.

Why the FK is he allowed to speak in public?

What an asshole

First General to stand up and loudly state “Mister President, with all due respect and dignity of the US military, WHAT THE F— ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!” should get every single medal. Deadass.

Is this his version of Elf on a Shelf? Come morning, you never know where that stinker might be.

“the tariff shelf” 🔎 Likely to find any EPSTEIN FILES there?

Reminder that even if true (and obviously a ridiculous lie) this would be tax revenue from Americans not strong international trade policy. This would represent the enormous tax increase on American consumers and businesses.

He keeps telling this story. $31 Billion and The Tariff Shelf. 🙄🤡

The idiot is out

$31 billion? Hmmm, yes what DOES that mean??? If this was designed to make Xi, Putin and Jong Un think that America is ruled by a totally deranged, mad Bond villain he's done a pretty good job. Otherwise it's just the ramblings of a deranged person who should be in a padded cell.

Jake Tapper needs to get on the stick and get to the bottom of this crazy man's mental health issues, who is really running our country, and who is covering it up!

If only he’d just stroke out there on the stage.

When actually, they stole it from the American farmers bank accounts.

Is the tariff shelf painted with gold paint as well? Trying to picture it in my mind.

The world is watching!

This man has thinks every speaking engagement is a rally.

It’s an old fashioned term “groceries”.

This guy, I do not like this guy.

Madman.