Non threatening boo

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

My beautiful beloved mum would have been 100 today. I always find white feathers which I believe is a symbol that she is still watching over me. She was an Earth Mother who showed unconditional love and was my inspiration and heroine. I’m feel blessed to have had her in my life ❤️

Jason Arday has been cleared of plagiarism for a fourth time. Why is the media silent about it? buff.ly/hR1l1K4 Richard Sudan asks who will hold the British media accountable for its treatment of the pioneering Black academic? @marisharay.bsky.social @ldcre.bsky.social @voicenewspaper.bsky.social

Delighted for Harry Kane! A triumph for the hard-working, modest, team player and family man. The best footballer in the world is ruthlessly brilliant and creative, but he’s also the model professional

Bravo Harry Kane. Deserved winner.

The Ballon d'or made a change this year by the fact that none of those nominated are arseholes.

Surely they are robot leopards? You know, the ones that eat your faces.

Saka wins the Socrates award at the Ballon d'or for services to society. Well done that man.

Derek Jacobi aged about 20. #CallMyBluff

Junior Soprano has won the coach of the year?

Shocking appearance of Bastards on #mastermind

bluesky has four types of users

Calhoun and Josh Widdecombe not seen in the same room together. #UniversityChallenge

That's not a picture round, its just SI units written on a chalkboard. #universityChallenge

Point of order the Illuminati doesn't actually exist. Honest. #fnord #Onlyconnect

Well, he's not wrong.

The model for NoseyBonk.

Holy f*ck, expected this to be satire but it really isn't. I'm speechless.

Has trump actually said anything about Brazil yet?

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

The Laughing Cavalier – Frans Hals (1624)

What is the BBC's justification for maintaining this level of coverage of Reform now it has slipped into third place?

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Wait.... 29% of Reform voters would consider rejoining the EU... and 16% don't know And a mere 51% would vote to stay out. My giddy aunt - this is bonkers

I am THRILLED that three people have blocked me since I posted this picture of a pie.

Putting the rubbish out street cat decided he wanted to explore my house. No he hasn't adopted me just wanted a nose around.

Another right wing "strong man" falls. And he has been gracious in defeat which makes a change.

Right wing politicians have never hated black or brown people if they are rich and willing to give them money. That is the order of things.

Good to see plenty of backlash for Tony Beak's comments tonight. Unnecessarily snide I thought. Showed himself up. #strictly

Trump is smearing Ilhan Omar in speeches all over the country now because he is an Islamophobic bigot and he thinks that’s a winning message for Republicans

"friends for life" *drink* #strictly

We don't need dad dancing from the singers there. #strictly

Yeest Infektion.

Hello. One tub of your finest Gweek Yoghurt please.

[‘saying “fuck off Billy Corgan” at semi-regular intervals since 1991’ voice] fuck off Billy Corgan

To be fair I'm surprised Sunderland are struggling this season after last season's heroics.

MCM London 2026 Complete. Initiating Droid Shutdown. Next Destination: Thought Bubble.

Yes, but your two big ideas so far have been police and crime commissioners and Brexit. Shall we check on them first?

Cricket going well again I see.

Anyone else feel time slipped a bit there? Sure it 1am an hour ago.

12 hours later, the deluge has stopped. After careful investigation the cat has gone out...