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Phew, crisis averted...

No, he just plays one on state TV.

His lips are moving he must be lying.

True. He’s a brutal and completely corrupt despot.

Maybe he prefers "no tyrants"?

No, he's not a king. He's an authoritarian Facist with a strong penchant for graping little girls and emptying our tax coffers. Nothing more than a back-alley mugger with a heavy addiction to dr☆gs and attention, good or bad. #endthegop

Well at least he understands that this protest is directly in his face!

Well he really doesn’t have anything else to do. He has no clue what presidents do.

Guess some people just can’t resist the spotlight 😂

I'd rather have him golfing TBH.

He has gained even more weight

"I'm not a king, but I play one in the White House"

Hey DonOld, have you taken a look at the Oval Office recently?? #CheapGoldPlatedCrap

Then maybe quit saying things like ‘Article II lets me do whatever I want’ since your first term and sending your henchmen to do TV appearances and claim you have plenary authority. www.newsweek.com/trump-insist...

Trump is a wannabe banana republic dictator. "King" is a polite way of describing his thirst for power.

All the more reason this turnout has to be MASSIVE

But he is a dictator. He hasn't denied that.

I'm a dictator not a king. Emphasis on the dick.

king of chaos

A king, no. A disgusting, lawless pedophile, yes.

It's true. Most kings have relatively little power in their government. He's an autocrat and a dictator

Yeah right, he is a fascist corrupt a$$hole

hes sofa king wants to be tho

He’s right. He’s not a king. He’s a dictator.

He may have a point. More and more it's feeling like he sees himself as an emperor.

He’s right he’s not a king, but he’s trying to be one

You prefer “off the rails” “dictator”???

Potentate.

And a ballroom and decorate the walls of the people's house with fake gold ornaments n

He’s right. He’s more like a dictator

Ask him: "Would you like to be a king?" I am sure he will say Yes!

Oh, ok your highness.

I wish anyone in the mainstream media had even the slightest bit of a spine so they could ask him, "Didn't you post yourself in a kingly position just after the election?"

Donald's a PEDOPHILE!

Most kings are, and arrogant also.

🤣

Hahaha....I just spit out my coffee 🤣🤣. You nailed it!

King of the Assholes

Number 1

The 2 are not mutually exclusive

Evergreen

WE know he's not a king. Does he?

He’s more like a dickless tater.

…he said to one of his courtiers in a gilded throne room.

We called you a pedophile, not a king. We don't have kings.

I don’t know, he sure acts like one.

According to the White House website, he is a king.

All that gold was the first sign.

What does he think he is, a Queen?

Dotard don is not a president of the people either.

STFU IGNORANT BASTARD!!!! You soooooo want to be you silly fu-k!!!!

NO TRUMP YOU ARE NOT A KING! YOU ARE A LYING, DEMENTED, SMELLY, ILLEGITIMATE, IGNORANT, CORRUPTED, MURDEROUS, TREASONOUS, TRAITOROUS, THIEVING, PEDO RAPIST, PEDOPHILE THUG!

Damn right, he ain't no king, he's a traitor against our nation! Trying to sell us out to other murderous kings and dictators with his bullshit concentration camps, flying people to mystery world prisons, surely an attempt at forced labor for all dictators to benefit

If America had wanted a king they would have paid the damn tea tax.

"This is not a king," says the sentient alien fungus currently occupying Trump's brain (or what's left of it).

Someone needs to read a little history

Around the office, do they refer to him as Führer und Reichskanzler?

He's a dictator.

LOL. You're not wrong.

Faux-king idiot is what he is.

Hats off to you for watching this idiot so we don't have to endure the pure torture of his voice and stupidity.

Well, perhaps he should work on getting funding to the government, stop spending money without Congressional authorization, and completely divest from his business interests then? What’s that? No?

Privately thinking, "I so am a King!".

I’m not a king! I am just immune from prosecution for any crimes I commit and I have veto power over all government spending and will direct money to whatever the fuck I want.

“I’m not a king,” Trump said while seated on a golden chair, flanked by loyal jesters and executive orders.

He’s SO dumb!

How about "dictator?"

It’s not stopping him from trying to be one.

Oh for fuck sake, how much longer does the world have to listen to this moron.

For once Trump, you're right. YOU ARE NOT A KING! And we refuse to bow down to you like one either.

Potayto, potahto.

I'll happily refer to him as "Wannabe Dictator"

We all read him complain about the TIME cover shot that the hair over his head looks like a teeny weeny crown. - No, it didn’t, but he’s planning ahead for a big ugly one, the design to be repeated on the victory arch. Not a king? Not YET.

Not a king but putin’s and oligarchs useful idiot.

Trump: “I’m not a king…but I really fucking want to be!”

They (Fox) try so hard to lead him by the nose ring

The dumbass orange guy has no clue what the No King Day is about. It's idiots like him and his sycophant enablers that we are protesting. The constitution and rule of law matter to most of us in America. This buffoon doesn't get it.

I want there to be a new book or movie about Dotard called The Child Who Wanted to be a King.

Didn't he post a picture of his ugly phizz with the caption "It's good to be the king" at some point?

Unfortunately, it's the case worldwide (and alarmingly, here in Germany too) that democratically elected governments are increasingly evolving toward fascist dictatorships. Thank you and deepest respect to all those protesting #NoKings #NoDictators

yep

He is a dictator.

He wants to be king so bad

I guess we need to adapt Canada and UK's name for it? "No tyrants?"

Funny, Julius Caesar said the same thing. Sometime in March, IIRC. bsky.app/profile/jell...

True. Most kings were not as cruel as Trump. Trump is more of a tyrant than a king.

No, but your authoritarian actions and policies sure are king like Not to mention wanting to build an arch, sparky

I can’t bear to watch him talk or his stupid expressions, even with the audio off you can tell that he is whining about some grievance or telling big fat porkies.

I suppose he is right, there were good kings in history.

We are ANTIFA

Depression the symptoms

Is he shitting? It looks like he is shitting? Is he always shitting? He always looks like he is shitting/has shit/is about to shit.

Impressed he get it

There is a difference between being a King and being a King wanta B! Just like everything else in his miserable life, Taco just can’t manage to get across the line!

Kings have been know to have girls on the younger side tending to their desires.

😂

He is the kind of pedophile who will burn in Hell.

Duh. I prefer Felon 47.

Then we switch it to No Dictators

He's finally right! Trump is no king, he's a decrepit, old, flailing clown who needs to be checked in to a memory care facility.

Bravo

No, he's not. But he wants to be one. And he acts like he IS.

MAGA further demonstrating they don’t understand nuance or symbolism. I swear they just keep getting dumber.

not a king but a petty classless fool

...K

It should be called “No fascists” instead

His failing popularity is getting to him.

he shared this on social media a few months back substackcdn.com/image/fetch/...

Dick Tater

“I’m a despot, doncha know…”

He’s too clueless to understand that he’s acting like a king.

He's a dicktater

Not yet. But it’s what he wants…

Well, every time he sits in a chair like that, it does look like he’s on his bathroom throne…

The fact all of the GOP has been pushing back on and smearing No Kings all week means they’re scared. Dude is shook. Pedal to the metal.