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He’s at Walter reed

Trump lost the war 30 military generals opposed him

Thats good.

Please don't get my hopes up again. Last time he went AWOL, he came back more evil and demented.

The Munchkins are on high alert

Are you sure he's not rapping children in the new white house rapping room he's building.

He's been busy... eating...

He's hiding in the safe room at the White House. Making sure Iran can't find and assassinate him.

Is the mandatory psychological hold still 72 hours?

I doubt he could read a coloring book front page to last.

When did he learn to read?

Too many big words..

As the most well-read president in history he read the picture book.

Small flaw...he can't read.

Was wondering if they found those stolen kit kats yet

Ok. Now I believe it because it’s you @atrupar.com

Would be nice to never see him again.

Is it too much to ask that they have him bound and gagged in the bunker awaiting his transport to his new tRump-Epstein tower at Gitmo?

“He will Rise Up on Easter Sunday. It is written.“ Franklin Graham

add renal failure/dialysis to the list

Probably just getting more IVs to prop him up but we can dream…..

Maybe he teleported to a Waffle House.

🙏🏻

Awesome

Thank god.

Hopefully he's dead!

🤞

I’m sure we’ll get proof of life when he and the whole family attend Easter church services this morning 😜!

Narcissistic collapse?

So where is he and what is he up to?

Don't get your hopes up. He's war mongering.

I’ll wait…

Maybe he had a stroke...

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It doesn't matter. This isn't a metric. It isn't a thing.

Oh please please please 🙏

The difference in sentiment between Kennedy dying in office and Trump dying in office is astounding. He's the embodiment of anti-human values and I hope we can soon reject every single thing he supported. How many people worldwide hope for Trump's death on a daily basis? Millions? Billions?

Paula is busy checking the surrounding caves

🤣

OMG 😱😳, he didn't even make sense in that speech 😭!!

He’s afraid someone will ask him why he invaded Iran.

He's scared Iran sent a message that they know where he lives. No golfing this weekend, I guess. No Mara Lago. He turned into bunker boy

Iran, if you're listening.......

Infusion time

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And the state of him during that speech thst was incomprehensible mostly 🤞

Nothing trivial I hope.

The Anti-Christ?

No, Vance would pick his own VP. Johnson only comes into play if both POTUS and VPOTUS are out of commission at the same time.

And he'll have to deal with a GOP civil war as every asshole, elected or otherwise, tries to jockey for control of the Trump Cult.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

he is getting his bathory blood treatment...

Time for his chemo treatments... this pattern has repeated multiple times... he comes back all bruised up..

I hope none of us ever sees him again.

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I think he is dead. Have a great evening all!

Too bad he's not on mute. Transmorgrification time?

You don't think he's not completely immersed in solving this war? You don't think he's working tirelessly, devoting every ounce of his energy to the benefit of his country? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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☠️☠️☠️☠️

His treatments are monthly right? 🤔

He’s going to be extra cranky after having to pretend to care about a missing US airman & missing golf all weekend. Before we know it, he’ll be back, Truthing happy Easter to all the radical left lunatics.

Do they have body doubles lined up like they do for Melania?

Has anybody checked the Waffle Houses for teleportation?

"If he missed his tax payer funded golfing weekend he's probably dead."

They finally got him to shut up

He’s not golfing?

Studying for his next dementia test, that's hilarious!

Maybe he’s on his way to the ME

If he's not on the golf course over the weekend then something is seriously afoot

Well, when you put it THAT way, tomorrow IS kind of a major day for Jesus...

I really need a mixtape ready too.

🤔

😂

The problem is Vance next.

Karoline: "The President being dead is fake news". Then we wait for "Swan Lake"

Did he hitch a ride on Artemis II?

He is in church praying and meditating and on Truth Social

I hope he’s at the morgue now.

He just wanted to hop on X and reassure everyone that the rumors are true.

I appreciate the relatively peaceful days without seeing his fat face. Short lived as they may be because we should be so lucky 😂

I know … tough call … but I fear a political sugar high of sorts.

Really leaning into the market manipulation this time

I swear I’m right there with you with the fake resurrection and preceding imaginary death. If they fall for it? I am losing all hope for a minute until I remember that I am here to feed the animals, so fuck them all. It’s all speculation. Me and the animals give zero fucks.

Look out for new bruises on Monday

Henceforth to be known as “Good Wednesday”

How long does Stephen Miller get to play with the corpse before they tell us he's dead? 🤔 #ihdy

It looks like the White House circus performers have mislaid him. Or maybe the Iranians captured him in which case he’ll likely claim they were either aliens from space or Cuba. He has to maintain his street cred..

He disappears for a few days the beginning of each month. He must be on his period and having terrible cramps.

I saw that and had the same reaction

Where’s JD?

I haven't seen anything about this until now. There was a post on social media but it was too literate to be from Trump. Where in the World is Donald Trump?

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They must be trying out new drug combos to prop him up longer

We aren’t that lucky

He isn’t. Even if he was trying to, he isn’t capable of it. Nor are his nominal chief diplomats. I

I mean sure end the war but you know that’s not what’s happening