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If only hed stop cheating and beating his wives, throwing them doen the stairs. But here we are

Hard to belive this guy is the president.

Because she will be a widow before then. Jimmy Kimmel exonerated.

I can’t stand her almost as much as him, but I’ll give her this-she doesn’t play along most of the time, so I tip my hat to her on that one, and only that one, item.

She’s the most freakish, peculiar looking hooker on the planet.

Trump trumps Jimmy Kimmel's joke.🤣

Just plain gross

A marriage made in Hell.

The king's parents, Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, were married for 73 years

I think she is charging more than that nowadays.

it's not a marriage it's a bargain mired in Epstein cultism

Should Trump get cancelled for making a widow joke?

Sorry, she’s on the lookout for the other Spy

Maybe Queen Camilla can give Melania lessons on how not to dress like a lampshade.

🤣

to be fair, translating english to slovenian in real time is hard

She hates him so bad... it's palpable.

Marriages tend to end when wife stops laughing at the husband's jokes...

The wrestling parlance kills me every time.

Did he just fire her?

Of the few in the crowd who laughed, I think most were laughing AT him.

He's an embarrassment

youtu.be/hAQQbcmlW0A?...

Jimmy you hear this?

Charlie be like what the hell is this madman going on about?

Charlie looks embarrassed 😂😂😂😂

She isn't used to him talking to her - and not sure she understood what he was saying

Great minds…

Botox on the outside but laughing on the inside.

Yeh Biden would probably be smelling Camilla by now

She doesn't understand English that much.

Oh, no! If there is ANY event the real Melanoma is NOT going to miss, it is hobnobbing with actual royalty.

Melania laughing cuz she knows where the bodies are buried.

"expectant widow" Trump always manages to provide the evidence - against himself.

Great evidence here for @jimmykimmel.com & Disney/ABC - provided by Trump himself! bsky.app/profile/late...

He’s such an ass. And she’s got that hat on that precludes her from any kind of emotion.

She's like um, does this mean we can stop the charade now??? 🤡

She should launch a brand of “WidowMaker” gummies.

She's thinking what's taking so long.

Yeah, well, 3rd marriages rarely make it that long.

It's not part of their most recent contract to laugh at his jokes.

Charles is downwind from that steamy diaper.

And then the side eye from King Charles….

She’s got a glow

Charles’ body language is telling…sigh, shrug shoulders, and almost embarrassed facial expression. Wish Dr. Jack was still doing his interpretations.

Cruella De’Trump.

Let today be the day…🙏🏻

Got several of those

Vance, obviously! The resemblance is uncanny!

No smiley

She's thinking, I thought you'd be dead by now.

Bro calls his Dad Fred?

We’ve got two adulterers on the podium sitting with their adulteresses turned wives.

Be stfu

Such is Trump’s narcissism that I have no difficulty believing that he actually means he expects Melania to predecease him

She looks like the hamburgler again…

So he's basically calling her the "expectant widow?" 🤔

“Ha ha! Because I’m not going to live that long and neither are you.” And yet it flopped. I wonder if having no sense of humor is the best way to survive somebody with that billionaire sense of humor (“Laugh! He thinks he’s funny!”) which is labored, clueless, and not funny.

He forgot to say "darling"

I no make fuck vith hosband!

She’s in Hamburgler outfit again

Seriously...

Sort of like his presidency...

Darling?

palpable grimace sums her up nicely

Melania should demand that the White House take a stand, and remove her husband from the job. This is the exact same joke that Kimmel made: "Trump is old AF and going to die soon". Except Kimmel was funny, and he also complimented Melania's appearance.

Melania thinking, “You’re damn right we won’t match that! I’m counting on it!”

That's a combination of Trump being one of the least-funny people on the planet and Melania being a mannequin

63 years is how long she thought he’d live and she’s been dealing with the consequences of that miscalculation ever since.

Spy vs Spy classics.

Charles laughed. But then he's the runt of the royal dysfunction.

Gross.

He thought she stayed checked-in during these, lmmfao!

Her whole affect is just bizarrely robotic. Like the next gen female terminator about to short circuit.

Shes really trying hard to make that hat trend. Someone tell the bitch she aint no Jackie O.

Is he suggesting she’ll be a glowing widow soon?

Seriously. Both of them notorious adulterers

Wasn't that Kimmel's joke, in essence?

"I am counting on it not being 63 years, Donald."

She hates him.

..invoking his mother - don't people near death usually start talking about their mothers? Suddenly turning them into saints. Hope that's what's happening here. Mother and err... Fred. lol!

You beat me to it. 😂

She’s like, every day is a day too many, don’t speak to me about more years.

After Mels went after Jimmy Kimmel for his joke about the age difference between her and Trump??? The bloody hypocrisy is beyond belief.

Yeah a serial abuser and a woman who sold out any shred of morality to get rich joking about a paper marriage. When 2 grifters marry you get well the burgeoning sociopath that is barron

She's got all black underneath ready to find a phone booth and change like Clark Kent

Lmao .. she really does aaalways look like that 😆

She’s genuinely distraught that it has lasted this long

Hahaha!

FYI Queen Elizabeth reportedly said Trump’s marriage appeared to be an arrangement.

She looks so happy

Jimmy would like a word.

Either that or a joke about how she’s going to divorce him

At least he didn't look over at Charles and say "neither of us will be that blessed".....(I'm assuming, only seeing clip).....

Right now I would be okay with Charles over Don. I mean UK bans guns, provides healthcare and paid maternity care. They have a working Parliament that actually debates issues (fun to watch). Last, people are arrested and or resigning over Epstein. Brexit is an issue but, they know they f’d up.