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There’s been a few clips of him, exhibiting classic symptoms of cokane in the brane.

None of that bad stuff was happening until the Trump Regime decided to fuck shit up in the Middle East. The bad guys are the US and Israel for without their illegal warfare, there would be zero threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz.

Between this and shooting protesters in the head comment, it has to be the biggest lack of self awareness, ever. 🤦‍♂️

Rubio should be doing the negotiating

Lol.

🤡

Every accusation is a confession. I just inverse everything this puppets say when they dance in front of the cameras. Also, Marco needs to stop snorting, I mean drinking, so much "coffee".

But blowing up fishing boats in the Carribean Sea is just fine. Got it.

is this dingbat for real 😂

What a pathetic, lying poor excuse of a man. The US was the aggressor in this whole mess you moron!

What about Russian sanctions????

Every word is PROJECTION. THE VICIOUS REGIME IS THE TRUMP REGIME.

Yes. Yes you are.

Trump only blows up boats, not “ships”.🤡

Is he aware that the "Dept of War Crimes" under Hegseth is doing just that?

Press Gallery is filled with nutless cowards

He’s talking to Pete there? 🤔

Hilarious when someone asks why Li'l Marco is inconsistent. The last time the muddle-headed MAGAt cared about consistency was when he measured peckers at the candidate's debate in 2015.

There were no drugs.

Double secret probation.

I'm sorry - what has the US been doing in the Caribbean? Killed over 180 people Bombed survivors clinging to bombed boats - in violation of international laws What right does the US have to bomb civilian boats in international waters? They weren't flying pirate flags or trying to board other boats

notice that Rubio is taking on Hegseth's manner of aggressive, fast talking. It won't help him if he runs for President--very off-putting.

* The "Vietnam quagmire" refers to the U.S. entanglement in a prolonged, unwinnable war, characterized by incremental escalations, faulty intelligence, and an inability to exit without losing credibility. { Trump's Iran War, is the Strait of Hormuz "Quagmire". } * bsky.app/profile/carl...

Didn’t the US bomb a 100 schoolgirls

Rubio is a disgrace.

We did this and they all condoned it! 🙄

He’s talking about the U.S., right?

Is he high 😳

“I’ll direct you to treasury on that.” Yeah. Ok. Tone deaf fuck face.

This is not going to be good for him in future political endeavors

You don't say?...

Follow-up: can you confirm the number of Iranian navy ships that have been destroyed by US forces?

Irony is not dead

Marco Rubio is right.

He knew what he was getting into! He couldn’t run for President in ‘28 without being loyal to Trump until that’s over! 🤷‍♀️

Rubio just popped his head over the parapet for maybe the first time in this term. He will no doubt regret it.

I mean... the image of him sitting in the Oval Office in those oversized shoes Trump made him wear. Only Lindsay and Cancun Ted are more pathetic... and Mikey I guess.

The ones responsible for this shit is the stupidity of this corrupt regime, the old man with dementia and the gop. They caused the whole thing and the world is pissed, except Russia

Racism is a hell of a drug.

Meanwhile, in the Caribbean…

WHY are you going to meet with this hypocritical asshole, Da Pope? I’m not Catholic, but in some ways he’s even MORE reprehensible than Vance because he hid for so long among us, pretending to have a principle.

Oops, don't blow ships, like you do in Venezuela. Tha bad guys are the one who started this war, Israel and you. You're knee deep in shit and don't have a shovel.🤢🤮

“You guys should not be blowing up ships.” Lol

I don't think they were before we started this mess, were they?

So the bad guys blow up boats huh.

Jesus Fucking LOOK IN THE GODDAMNED MIRROR MOTHERFUCKER!! Christ Redux. The same fucking press conference

Up is down.

Get the fuck out of there Mfers!!

The fucking audacity of this puppet 🤬

Does he hear himself….at all?

IT'S OKAY WHEN WE DO IT!

Maybe those malevolent clowns should've have started a war of aggression. & now Marco has to wait his turn to attack Cuba, no wonder he's upset.

I’ve seen a couple of comments where people are saying Rubio should run for president! OMG just because he seems coherent compared to Trump doesn’t mean he has a soul or morals and should be potus. He remains silent through the crimes. Never forget what MAGA did. Rubio is in the middle of it all.

Can't wait to see this POS behind bars.

“…not be blowing up ships”? Hey, that sounds like a good idea. Maybe the US can try doing that

Unbelievable. These guys are absolute dolts.

youtu.be/10qgowjHNnk?...

Trump et al were just bragging about blowing up a tanker.

Caribbean says: "What?"

Any attempt by this regime to seize the moral high ground is just … laughable at best.

Marco Rubio saying "you guys should not be blowing up ships" with zero self awareness to all the sea vessels the US has blown up during Trump's 2nd term...Iran should come out with a statement saying they only hit ships suspected of smuggling drugs or other illegal contraband.

Do these people HEAR themselves?

cc: President Pretend Secy of Defense et al

So tell me Little Marco prior to February 28, 2026 HOW MANY SHIPS HAD IRAN BLOWN UP?

have you tried apologizing to Iran for bombing them unprovoked?

how long will we be occupying the strait to try to control how Iran conducts business in their own territory?

Zero points for self-awareness you little piece of orange-stained 💩

We need to make it explicitly clear to Trump and all his toadies: he may pardon you but he can't pardon you from The Hague. And if that's what we're forced to do to get justice, that's what we're going to do.

... and the pundits think lil Marco is our next POTUS.

I can’t wait until Marco realizes he’s going to hell

😂😂😂that he thinks that, shows he’s not a serious Secretary of State. He’s as nuts as trump if he believes China is “scolding” Iran😂😂😂

Iran is not the bad guy here

This is what amateur hour looks like.

The fucking brass neck of these utter morons.

I hope Karma takes a huge dump on him.

After consulting with Hegseth he says our borders need to be secured from cargo ships bringing supplies to America that we've already paid for and if they stop we're imposing 100% tariffs on them

This man sounds like what a fucking idiot sounds like if he knew he were a fucking idiot.

Secretary of the Sevens Seas say what?

um

The US should not be blowing up schools.

Where's he been lately? Fomenting an uprising in Cuba? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

The Trump regime needs to go look in that reflection pool hard.

I hope Rubio dies in jail. He deserves that and so much more but I’ll be satisfied if he dies behind bars.

Meanwhile, near South America…

I would NEVER vote for this pathetic turncoat loser that lost his cajones to Trump. Marco Rubio…just resign and go home!

Im paying the Trump tax at the pump in Canada. Who is holding the global economy hostage???

Be nice to Marco. He's got really big shoes to fill.....I mean really big shoes.

Ahhh...... Do as we say, not as we do! The stupidity of this administration is mind blowing. #JustShutUp

E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T example of the meaning of being tonedeaf! 10 out of 10. No notes.

Total disgrace is what turncoat neutered Marco Rubio is. Totally pathetic!

The Absolute Truth !!!

Neither Melania nor her parents were born here, making both her & Barron illegal.

Unless they are small boats ?

You should not be trying to genocide Iranians for Israel.

Funny how they didn't start blowing up ships until you started blowing up schoolgirls.

ONLY DADDY GETS TO BLOW UP BOATS!!!

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Bad guys blow up ships you say?

And here I thought that Pierre Poilievre was the reigning king of lacking-self-awareness.

of course... you are the bad guy in this...😆

Why does he keep talking about the United States? I thought he was supposed to be talking about Iran.

The fishing boats in the Caribbean would like a word!

And what has the US been doing in the seas around Latin America? Therefore, by Rubio’s own words, the US is a bad guy.

Every accusation is a confession!!!

I turned on the news while that presser was In progress. The voice was familiar, lbut couldn’t place it for a moment. I thought I was hearing an anti Trump politician. Then I figured it was Rubio & thought that perhaps he had resigned bc he didn’t support the regime’s actions… what a bunch of nuts

Can he not hear himself speaking?

Why isn’t little Marco,anchor baby,Secretary of State involved in the negotiations with Iran? I remember vividly Secretary’s of State Clinton and Kerry both involved in the landmark 2015 JCPOA Nuke deal with Iran. The JCPOA deal was working great until DEMENTED ORANGE PEDO TORE IT UP.

Does Marco pay *any* attention to what he says? The irony lately is off the charts.

Clueless toadie. 😤

The self awareness... is NONEXISTENT!!!

Trump humiliates Marco Rubio before hanging him 'out to dry' Marco Rubio appeared in the WH press room, where he touted the plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Rubio touted the plan as "key" to a final end to the war. However, Trump decided he didn't like it www.alternet.org/trump-iran-2...