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Horrible. Horrible having to live this day after day. Horrible that children can no longer be children. Wonderful that this boy knew how to save his family.

He’s Trump’s doormat

Pathetic simp

So... my Great Grandfather didn't fight in WW2? He fought in "Operation Don't Die On The Beach" and "Project Kick the Nazis Out Of France?"

Don't worry, Congress has been effectively bought-off by AIPAC & Oligarchs. They have not gotten in the way of any of this administration's crimes, and they will continue to be subservient to their puppet masters. There is ZERO CHANCE and ZERO HOPE, Dems or GOP in Congress will do ANYTHING.

Operation Epic Fail. Thousands of Iranian civilians murdered, infrastructure destroyed. But uranium intact, most missiles intact, sanctions lifted, US weapons severely depleted. At enormous American taxpayer expense. But hey, at least Trump and his cronies made billions in the process!

He can declare whatever he wants. It doesn’t change reality.

Of course you don't, mikie

Which means Trump wants Congress to do what he tells them lol @jenpsaki.bsky.social @angrystaffer.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

"warfare activity" so, war, Mr. Speaker? Does someone have to say "I hereby" or "open sesame" or something for all that legal/Constitution type stuff ...so to speak, Mr. Speaker? He is such a mealy-mouthed oligarch enabler.

When has he ever gotten "in the way of" the current regime?

Listen to feckless POS. Utter incompetence.

Ass kissing bastard.

Then maybe Trump can stop threatening to blow up Iran?

Epic Tantrum was a plan to close the Straight and send fuel prices skyrocketing. It was an overwhelming success.

It would be way easier and shorter for these pressers to just be Mike Johnson standing at the front with his flaccid dick in his hand.

So they’re bombing them right after the markets close

Just give the war a different name every few weeks. No congress needed

Translation: "We will continue to cede all Congressional powers to President Trump for the foreseeable future."

I thought it was congress’s job to get in the way of the administration!

This jamoke has had the speaker’s gavel way too long. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Congress was the football team...now it's the

So Trump literally just said his job is to be the kryptonite to the Legislative branch and the gremlin just said, "Bet." That's what the history books are going to say, yeah? Asking because the future writers are probably here.

Slaveowners CANNOT be trusted

This congress can't get in the way of an air current.

If Mike Johnson won’t do his actual JOB, instead of gargling orange balls, he should REMOVED from office and put in PRISON.

Little Johnson has NO CLUE that is actually Congress’ goddamn JOB

Fucking clown.

Congress shouldn’t get in the way … yeah, that about sums it up.

you've never even acted as a speed bump let alone an obstacle, you simpering bootlicker

Then why is Little Mikey getting paid?

I mean. It's nearly Summer. Pipsqueak there is busy with vacay plans.

“We’re tired of Operation Epic…umm, Fury, so we’re moving on to Operation Getting The Strait of Hormuz Open.” We need Operation Congress Getting In The Way Of This Bullshit

Operation Epstein Furry closely followed by Operation Chasing My Tail in the Hormuz Straits In other words... #somuchwinning that you'll be sick of it

I don’t think congress needs to get in the way of the president by following the constitution. I guess that’s a take.

What a puss!

Yeah, you feckless fake - Congress does need to do its job and stop letting this regime do whatever the fuck it wants.

Congress getting in the way of the administration? That’s literally what they signed up for. They don’t want checks and balances anymore.

A series of mini “excursions” does not equal war to this Regime

it would be so embarrassing to be like this

The perineum speaks.

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!

Is the speaker the most powerful entity in the US government? Seems like it's up to this entity what is voted on or not. It alone can decide what the president need to clear with congress and not.

These guys are just pitiful. They spent billions of dollars to get back to where we were.

Now it’s a “project”…

This guys voice is beginning to annoy me the way Trump's does

Warfare activity. 😵‍💫

Kiss the orange ass non stop

Lying. But he's shit at it.

I don't think Congress needs to do their job while the administration is fleecing our country and ignoring the people of the US.

Yeah don't get in the way of Mush for Brains while he surrenders our superpower status to China and bows down to every other authoritarian while claiming to be the strongest president in US history.

Excuse me?

Always a reliably dutiful little boy

Operation Limp Wet Old Man Fuse is a comin'.

Just once I’d love to see a reporter ask: Are you really just an incredibly stupid motherfucker or do you actually think we believe your bullshit? Just once.

🤨

I mean, yeah, why start now?

"The president has declared Operation Epic Fury to have concluded, because today is Friday, and as usual, we're trying to goose the markets".

Trump started a war which he promptly lost and now the goal is having things the same as before the war started. Not really the same since thousands of people are dead and the US spent $30 billion. Just a bunch of morons.

Get in the way? You’re the Article One equal branch of government you sniveling moron

Ya no shit. You guys are fucking useless

This guy is such a dickless little bitch.

The next "project"? Project? JFC

Aka, doing your job.

What a chicken-shit, boot-licking, absolute waste of flesh. Congress is not some roadblock, it’s literally a 3rd coequal branch of the US government! It has every right to be involved in this. What are we even doing here?!

Mike Johnson has got to be the weakest and most pathetic majority “leader” in US history. Just pathetic… no spine, no convictions, no morality. He embarrasses himself daily.

Still blockading the Strait?...... Yup.... It's still a war

The war isn’t over until All US troops are returned home and the hemorrhaging taxpayer money funding it stops A blockade will not open the Strait of Hormuz. Neither will Trump’s threats of annihilating Iran if it doesn’t sign a deal Iran has claimed it now owns the Strait and won’t be intimidated

"Why would we need to do our jobs?"

It’s literally your job, Mike. Co-Equal branches holding each other accountable. This is the stupidest timeline ever.

That is conclusion number 8 or 9? I lost count.

Epic Fury has ended? What exactly did it accomplish? Their government is still in power. They still have enriched uranium, and now they control the Strait. The GOP are shameless, lying, dumbfucks.

Congress still exists?

Epic failure🇺🇸

"It's taking time to negotiate with the right people because we killed them all"

Since they never sought Congressional approval for their “little excursion”-now they’re ONCE AGAIN shoving down our throats idea of Congress as a null&void body where their imperialist aims & adventures (not to mention Epsteingate etc etc) are concerned - let’s call it Selective Congress

Congress spines about the war on Iran

Why’s the strait closed?

Translation: "we done f^cked up, but don't dare admit it. Its Biden's fault"

Has he ever?

History will call Mike Johnson the weakest Speaker of the House and Trumps butt plug.

Hey, it's Mikey NO Gonads.

Soulless, christo-fascist liars are running our country.

Operation Extra Open

Somebody needs to get in the way of it.

Hey Johnson you idiot MAGA Dweeb, it was open before the bloated orange convicted felon started his war of choice which Congress greenlighted by abdicating it's role in authorizing wars.

Pathetic

That's another thing he's good at, besides not knowing what trump says, ever, is not getting in trump's way. What a perfect lapdog!

To bad for him that "a warfare activity" isn't a term used in the War Powers Act, so to speak.

Correct

We don’t

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This is a better question.

We don't right now. We have GOP walking around in suits doing absolutely nothing.

Is my timeline correct? Project 1. Close Strait of Hormuz Project 2. Declare you have opened the Strait again Project 3. Close it again Project 4. Declare last project over and open it again That right? Hey, how are those stock prices everyone?

Has anyone checked with Iran about this?

We have effectively have one branch of government and they're going to use all the time between now and the mid-terms to ensure the mid-terms don't matter or don't even happen

This man will go down as the weakest, most useless, most irrelevant, and possibly worst Speaker in House history.

weird little creep - There's no real use for congress with such a truly awesome president. We'll happily ignore our constitutional responsibilities just for the honor of basking in His magnificence.

It was open. Then draft dodger started a war.

I wonder how much feces and sputum this man consumes in his prepared food every year?

Mike Johnson, in his natural habitat

Congress is supposed to check the activities of the executive branch. Johnson needs to be fired.

What a weenie. The absurdity must give him huge laughs at the cocktail parties.

It doesn’t matter that he’s finally back to work. His only job is the Do-Nothing Sycophant Speaker.

Mikey likes it.

Oh look, MARKET MANIPULATION on a Friday. Shocked lol

Sounds kind of like a DICTATORSHIP 😉

"open sesame!"

NewT Gingrich was loathsome, and ranks up there with the worst, but I wouldn’t call him pathetic.

Mike, maybe someone can get you some knee pads.

What's Trump gonna do, drown Iran in leaflets selling Trump Mobile Phones? 🤣🤣🤣

I hate this guy so much and his little doll face makeup

Hey, why is the strait closed?

They don't even believe we're worth considering. They only play for the clowns in the circus that clap along with them.

They do act and talk like it though. They know but are coward bought criminal filth.

so $30 $40 $80 billion? dozens of US military deaths. depeletion of weapons inventory by half. Middle East US military facilities attacked worldwide oil crisis skyrocketing gas prices and now the goal is to try to get things back to the way they were before we started a war Israel told us to start

👏You're a CO-EQUAL branch of government👏! Get in the way for fucks sake