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The way these impotent fucks drool over that fat orange rot is something to behold. Trump grabs Burgum by the pussy apparently

Republicans are allloyal as Trump promised them all goverment payouts. From the sedition fund

And...some people believe all this crap.

Red white and blue Comically blue villain suits Red faces Bleached white hair

These people are on drugs.

Does that count as 3 wars? 🤣

Which war? The one that’s still going on? What the hell are they talking about?

Three ways to tell the same lie.

Because Biden

"O.K., Doug, you can go back to the dayroom now..."

Or d) All of the above.

Did any of these things happen?

Will someone PLEASE ask him, on camera, preferably at the peak viewing time just how does President Pedo's flaccid dick taste and if it's different from lunch to dinner.

Fanciful dilusions all of them.

I think this will not age well. Oops, already not happening, Dougie! Stop boot licking.

By definition, winning diplomatically means no war. If the war happens, you already failed at diplomacy. This administration contains the dumbest assholes… voted on by the dumbest….

“Trump won the war economically” is what every MAGA is saying right now when they pay $180 for a tank of diesel for their lifted F350 with monster stacks.

No. Trump won nothing. Stop kissing the psychopaths ass.

Diplomatically he threatened nuclear genocide repeatedly. Militarily, he attacked Iran unprovoked, murdered nearly 200 school children, and left us short of munitions. Economically, Americans are starving and our health care benefits have been redirected to the military. Want a mulligan, Bergum?

I call bs

This is like I won chess because I captured the most pawns. That is not how it works.

Vomit.🤮

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Oh stop!🤣😂🤣

Did he say that trump won by blocking the strait of Hormuz? Even the host looks confused at that - the ‘blank behind the eyes’ bimbo look actually seems to get blanker.

Trump got “so tired of winning” he finally caved.

Except for the fact that he lost militarily, economically, and diplomatically.

Who ya gonna believe? Doug Burgham on Faux News, or your own lyin' eyes? 😇

Sever brain rot.

Nice words, no facts, Drug

There's a special place in hell for these enablers.

Burgum dreamed a child that one day he would grow up to be a boot-licking sycophantic cult member.

More Cool-Aid anyone?

North Korea isn't this shameless with glazing Dear Leader.

Kool Aide is strong

Delusional asshat

Fox exists to launder the GOP and spread lies and misinformation. Why democrats don’t call this out as what it is, a threat to democracy, is just beyond me.

I’m stunned that he managed to say all that with his head so far up Trump’s arse

He got a crappier version of the deal John Kerry negotiated ten years ago he ripped up out of pure spite. He also got sanctions lifted, turned the Strait of Hormuz into a toll road and killed a bunch of little girls. So it's Kerry Deal 2.0 except worse.

He almost slipped up again. Lying about everything is hard.

It’s interesting- first they’re admitting it’s a war now . Maybe one day they’ll also admit they’ve been lying about everything else.

only if he’s the president of Iran are any of these statements true

Basset hound faced taint licker says what?

What war? I thought it was an "excursion"?

He spent about $100 billion, disrupted the world economy and appears to be finishing with a deal that is worse than what he started with. If that's winning, I would hate to see what losing look like.

Burgum spewing BS!

He didn't win shit. He surrendered to Iran.

In what way are we better off now than we were before?

MAGA=Manipulating All Gullible Assholes That's all they do.

🤣🤣🤣

$787.6 MILLION for lying

My monthly budget says I'm paying around $650 a month for him to have a war in Iran. I want to cancel my subscription.

Well, technically this was two distinct military operations, so that would be 6 wars…

Diplomatic FAIL: There is NO signed deal with Iran. Military FAIL: Iran is still shooting down US helicopters and launching missiles. Economic FAIL: Have you seen fuel prices? 3 strikes, bitch. EPIC FAIL.

No it’s true. Chump is all about three ways.

Do these chumps really believe this shit?

Her facial expression! LOL!

Rather easily, it would appear. I don't get it either. But I suppose when your entire orbit is just like you, it doesn't matter.

Easy! No brain, no pain!

After Trump trashed JCPOA in his first term, Iran enriched a lot of uranium. They still have that (under some rubble). They were subject to intl inspectors. Now they operate without inspections. The strait was open. Now it’s closed. US will provide much more $ to Iran than under JCPOA. Winning.

Then why are we still there?

But not Hormuz Straitedly.

If any of that were true, why isn't it over?

yep

I remember a post on Wikipedia many years ago giving a wickedly vulgar definition of the word “santorum”. I can imagine similarly vulgar definitions for the word “burgum”. For example, consider “What a steaming pile of burgum”.

That counts as three wars won. Add them to the total.

These guys can still show their faces in public after these news show hits????

Absolutely insane glazery

Thank you, Aaron for typing what is being said instead of viewers having to listen to the propaganda and lies.

How can you win a war when you're still at war?!?!? Why isn't anyone pointing this out?!?

What a fuckin spastic….

She has the Tucker "befuddled" look on her face, no hint of facial movement. It's a mask.

Give Donald 3 Peace Prizes!

Criminally stupid

The delusion is strong with this one! 🤦

In your imaginary world, dude

They are all so very delusional

Certainly the Secretary of the Interior knows all about diplomatic, military, and economic outcomes and isn't just playing Pink Lady for his Dear Leader again today. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Awesome post.

Then he won it gastronomically, by throwing his MacDonald's lunch against the wall www.businessinsider.com/trump-would-...

Figuratively?

😂😂

😂😂😂

they are all so full of sh*t

Then why are we still there?

Of course, daddy.

Dude needs to look up the definition of "win, won, winning"

She went from deer in the headlights to Brook Trout in 3...2...1...

Trump didn't win anything. He actually LOST on all those counts!

The Lies and Liars are absolutely stunning. But to me, the cultish stone-faced, glazed-over eyes and agreeable nodding by McEnany is even creepier.

"I forgot sexually. Our big-dicked god king definitely won the war sexually.'

Former presidential candidate 🙄. Completely disingenuous

Up is down and down is up...

Delusional ass kisser!

Was it a thumb war with a Smurf?

Like Burgum would tell the truth, Exactly wtf have “we won”? Trump didn’t win a gd thing….

😳 blink blink 😳

They're all so good at sucking up. But that's all they're good at.

Price tag $13 billion into irans coffers.

nine ways to Sunday, which falls this year on the 12th of Never.

Oh FFS!

No more interviews with these regime boys. They are causing a collective IQ reduction.

Burgum is a clown. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms

Willing to bet that will add 3 wars to his FIFA Peace Prize war-stopping total

Non se ne può più ascoltare questo buffone.🇮🇹🇪🇺

He lost on all three fronts. The man is sniffing things.

Burgum ishi krimpatul.

In 1963 Profumo was caught lying to Parliament. He resigned in disgrace and never re-entered public life. The scandal brought down the gov. Politicians nowadays lie and deceive freely and don't give a shit about honour and integrity never mind actually feel shame for lying to the public - or anyone!

They won the war. Therefore, they are fucked in the arse by Iran.

And, what exactly did we (the people) win?

These guys only say stuff like this because they know or think Americans are stupid. Wouldn't happen in any other country.

Hi I'm, Doug Burgum and I am dumber than a box of hair.

Does this guy have a real job? Butt kisser is not a job.

Who's the dumb looking blond? Does fox hire women who *don't* have blond hair? jfc🙄