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Someone tell Donald Drumpft and James David Bowman it’s time to go.

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

Trump didn't like Ramaswamy until he saw him sticking up for child rapists and their enablers. He hated the Ivy League until Cornell had a prominent fraternity gang-rape story in the news. He's not just a rapist, not just a serial rapist—he's a rape *enthusiast,* and it's why Republicans love him.

I don't want my car to be my friend or spouse. I want it to take me from A to B and then back to A because I forgot my wallet

this, too, is america (extremely complimentary)

It reminds me of how hysterically slave owners compared any government restrictions on them as "slavery." To them, claiming a right to personhood is just a gimmick that if it works for one group of un-people, why not for their shitty products?

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

"Coward" is being too kind. It implies that fear is holding Newsom back from what he otherwise wants to do. I think the reality is that Newsom isn't afraid to stand up for trans people. He's just a sincerely shitty dude who doesn't want to.

The only news worth seeing today

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

“If it’s a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people aill choose the genuine article, every time!” - Harry S Truman

I am dead.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.

I look forward to the 2028 Democratic nominee turning to him in a debate and saying "Oh, you were secretly against the war? That means you were too weak to do anything about it. You couldn't remove your lips from Trump's ass long enough to stand up like a man, you pathetic coward."

i've been married almost 20 years and yet my soulmate still wanders free

the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss

If the ballroom gets built, the next President should just start knocking down the Supreme Court building one day. Throw up some cubicles in the ballroom and tell them they can work out of there until a new one is built.

I just realized not only does the chyron say "Todd Starnes Show Todd Starnes host of the Todd Starnes Show" the graphics behind him says "Starnes Country." The man believes in the power of branding.

Next year, I would love for Jon Ossoff to help the country by running for higher office. Senate Majority Leader.

"...the *two* ultimate truths are he is lord and he will return…and you must love him. The *three* truths are he is lord, he'll return, and you must love him…and he will judge the living and the dead. The *four* truths…no…*amongst* the ultimate truths are such doctrines as…I'll take the test again."

this

This idiotic tweet reminds me of when a friend and I visited Oakland Cemetery in Atlanta. Founded in 1850, it reveals a fascinating history. We noticed how many gravestones were for infants. And for many young sibling dying in the same week. We realized that it was before vaccines and antibiotics.

gets incredible air here

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "In this Minneapolis diner, customers have three questions . . ."

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

I love this so much. What more universal New York experience is there than consulting your estate lawyer about your second $5M+ home? This is what Cuomo should have run against. finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/...

Just read the goddamn cases. For fuck’s sake, do your job. www.abajournal.com/web/article/...

America 2026: The President is being celebrated at an event where an award is given for finding out he's a kidfucker

give these men complimentary tickets immediately