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Trump as POTUS is a new twist on "buying the dip".

Only an idiot would believe lies from an idiot. 🤪

We can’t believe ANYTHING he says! He’s a liar & can’t stand the truth ever!

Cry wolf one more time, and even the sheep will revolt

Is this the 40th time Trump has reached a peace deal with Iran?

Kerching! “That’ll be $100K each, suckers.” Later that day: “I’m gonna bomb the shit out of Iran. Terrible people.” Kerching!

How do the people he's addressing keep from laughing?

Trump weirdly mentioned Pearl Harbor when talking to reporters about his idiotic plan to save the Yen by trashing the US dollar. It's more likely to turn out like this from an economic perspective.

Who had price of oil would drop?

The ol’ pump and dump. It is a crime. Not part of his official duties hence prosecutable. I’m not a lawyer but I know if I did it, I’d go to jail.

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Does he ever get tired of lying?????

it’s so beautiful how it always comes together at the last minute

It’s amazing how often ‘Art of the Con’ Don can solve the same problem.

"I see no deals!"

Market manipulation big time.

Praise the Lord 😂😂😂

Fox ‘News’ chyron dutifully saying the deal is “Historic.” Don’t they get tired of carrying water for an inept liar?

Trump is a TRAITOR and a WAR CRIMINAL!

I hope my investment firm is paying for early access!

HES NOT EVEN OUR PRESIDENT - HE NEEDS TO RETURN EVERY PENNY HE STOLE FROM US AND EVERY PENNY HE MADE OFF OF A STOLEN PRESIDENCY! BOTH OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON FOR LIFE!!!

All pictures of Trump should have him standing near the exit.

🤦

Baghdad Bob. For all his media savvy, he should have spokespeople handle the lying on this matter. He makes Carter look like John Wayne.

Oh...

Has he ever given what we used to call, in the before time, an "intelligent answer," to *anything,* ever? He talks a lot, he doesn't say much.

Chapter 7 bankrupt trump...

This is the worst fucking tv show; I don't know why it keeps getting renewed.

How many Strait of Hormuz reopening deals is this now? I’ve lost count. Anyone have a chart?

Does he never get tired of listening to himself drone on and on? That is the US version of drone warfare and it accomplishes nothing. Trump and his parrots have filled up more air time on TV than all previous presidents combined. (probably)

Money men are mouth breathers

Wall Street ain't dumb, they just get paid to believe it.

Every weekend

Then sell Early Access to Trump tweets for $100,000 a month

The cycle is going to break when we run out of bombs this week…..glorious! (Attempting humor but this is sad….!)

Bottom of the stems.

Because everything in this country has to be reduced to a profit.

Plenty of idiots understand this one😁

If there’s any writing at all, most Trump supporters can’t read it. So there’s that….

Every Sunday like clockwork and folks still call it luck. The audacity of that shirt plug though.

It’s too subtle for me. Wtf?

ANOTHER SCAM?

Ofc it turned out to be lies. He and his friends and family probably now made some extra millions just by this fake news.

1. Short the market. 2. Make announcement that we are bombing again. 3. Buy back in. 4. Announce we have a deal. 6. Rinse/Repeat.

This reminds me so much of deal #275, that was a good one!

It's really 'worse case scenario', too. Abusing our entire military and destroying the global economy to line his pockets. This is what @housegop wants to replace democracy with. Russia 2.0.

🤣

“The Strait is open. Show some guts”.

The Trumps make bank again!

Everyone knows it, but nothing happens.

as they say: timing is everything................in the markets

Charlie brown kicking the football over and over until the end of time

Pump and dump

And the deal will fall through by midnight

Didn’t Iran respond by launching a missile at a U.S. backed oil tanker?

😂

Probably just more bull shit

Prices are exploding, market speculations by 100% criminal in the highest office , everyday people being gouged to push up a 100% fraud market ! MAKE AUTHORITARIANS GREEDIER AGAIN !

Iran said "Nope". "He's full of shit. Literally"!!

It's like magic, certainly a routine, and definitely aimed at illegal market manipulation to enrich the 1 percent, and already powerful.

Is anyone keeping count of how many times he has pulled this stunt?

Deal #666

“To be honest to you.” NEVER.

♫some of them want to abuse you/some of them want to be abused.♫

🙄🙄🙄 hey Charlie come kick this ball !!

This particular market manipulation game can't go on forever...there was an ending to the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. There will be an end to this, too.

“Smart people”, so CorrupTrump supporters weren’t asked. www.businessinsider.com/trump-truth-...

Wonder how many of his billionaire buds he notified yesterday — And why do the markets believe a GD word he says? 🤷‍♂️ #SundayMIRACLE!!

That creature that inhabits the Oval Office, just pisses on all of us every day and expects us to love the warm shower. How dare we not?!?

LMFAO!!!

It’s simple math: take the number of times Trump has claimed he has destroyed Iran with his “special military operation” (factor 1) multiplied by the times he has claimed to have brokered a peace deal with Iran (factor 2), and you get the product: Trump lies his ass off.

MOU 2. ? He signed and renaged in 4 days last time. He will never be trusted again.

"Exxon just posted $14.5 billion in profits for 2026-Q2, more than double year-over-year. Trump's war with Iran is a tremendous money making machine for U.S. oil companies. He's as much as said so himself. Our billionaire bros are gonna be popping corks tonight. Hope you're as excited as I am!"

I also have no idea at this point. The whole vibes based economy should be torn down.

Next thing up…it’s okay for Mitch to be dead.

who’s to say chump and Iran don’t have a coordinated agreement to keep manipulating the oil market and subsequently the world markets

Fuck face

I believe his corrupt social media secret to riches for $100k buy in started today.

Apparently that miracle happens every Sunday.

Pump and dump, like clockwork

Its like doing the hokey pokey... That's what its all about!

Yes he did! After all, what better place for a grift addict than the Oval Office! And his tariff “war” is really more of a Mob style protection racket on a global scale; what a nice country you have there,it would be a shame if something were to happened to it, no?! 😉😉

The market up-down cycles were of much lower frequency in previous wars. Now is less than a week. Trump is more diligent and dedicated.

Trump should kill himself.

TACO for the Monday morning bell!

Me too

Interesting how the Iranians say that none of this is going on. And who are we gonna believe? The pathological liar who is the president of the United States? 🙄🤬

Pump and dump Trump.

I really wish he will at least fall down the stairs once before he dies and break a couple bones He deserves the pain, not a peaceful death

Literally every weekend. The joke is on us. They know what they are doing all the way to the bank.

When will they stop believing and reacting to his bs?

And the stealing continues

The liars mouth is moving again. #ETTD

Speaking of corruption... An excellent article by Mitch Jackson, Esq. explaining that this information was released upon discovery...Trump is suing the bank. 😀😂🤣 substack.com/@mitchthelaw...

The amount of times he’s said this same thing is ridiculous

TACO

Liar

empty your diaper Donnie..the shit is falling out of your mouth ,you are so full of it

Take off that blue tie….. Put on your red Gaga MAGA!

In plain sight! How many times did he tell us who he is, when he read the poem " The Snake".? "You knew I was a snake before you took me in".

Groundhog Day

Yes, a weekly miracle.