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Giving off Rasputin vibes

Wes Anderson, how could you?

Later I thought The Fash Lebowski would also work here

This message brought to you by the Executive Exclusive Senior Advisor to First Lady Melania Trump...

Exclusive? Does that mean no one else will take his advice?

Kind of like her human printer?

Is Melania Trump the new Ghislane Maxwell and fostering kids for Donald?

The Trumps both have a batch now

LOL Ok

Melania Trump is missing...after hundreds of attempts,has rapist Trump finally killed a hated female?

Fuck toy would be more accurate and honest.

Good one

The male Natslie Harp...interesting...🤔

This guy gives me Rasputin vibes.

He’s creepy as shit

Mr. Be Best is the Natalie Harp of the East Wing, which is in New York City where Melania hides out from her husband & Natalie while the U.S. taxpayers foot the gd bill.

Ofc he is.

Exclusive. As in, they share their hair care products.

Jeesh what a *job title*🤦🏼 -- he's really just a glorified manservant to Queen Melanoma 😒

I bet he is...

Melania's boy toy. It's only fair since Trump has Natalie.

Primary job focus: adjectives.

Is it true the program is to named "Pole to Pole"?

Are our tax dollars actually funding people on Melania Trumps official WH Staff? At least this colossal waste of taxpayer money created a few jobs I suppose . . . better than just siphoning it directly into Trumps pocket . . . 🤦‍♀️

They're banging

Ah that's what Kato Kaelin is up to nowadays.

da fuuuuuuu?

She said “put me in something racy, like ven I vuz yunk”…

"Melania Puts Students In Pole Position" No, but this guy is definitely putting Melania in position...for pole.

They sure do like to make up grandiose titles. 🤔

I bet he is.

Who pays him?

Mark Beckman is to Melania as Corey Lewandowski is to Kristi Noem.

What a joke. Except no one is laughing

Kato Kaelin 2.0

To who???

I wonder if melania enjoys “traveling” with him

On what does she need advice? She’s abdicated the role of First Lady to what’s her name.

This is the skinny jean euro guy Melania is doing 100%

always BREAKING NEW GROUND: illegal immigrant & B-grade porn model Melanija Knavs from Slovenia, the First Lady-Prostitute of the United States during her Immigration Interview for her Epstein Visa

Melania has her own “Natalie”

TEMU Kato Kaelin. And it’s not like Kato was top shelf either.

🤣🤣🤣

I was going to go w pool boy

How many kids from detention centers are being bought and sold Melania? Are u getting a cut?

At least she has someone to talk to.

"Film producer Marc Beckman is known for Melania (2026), The Absolutely, Amazing, Wonderful, Frightening, Threatening Edge of Tomorrow (2024) and The Matt Gaetz Show (2025)." bsky.app/profile/atru...

🤯

Is "Executive Exclusive Senior Advisor" the new euphemism , replacing "marital aid"? Let's all just go back to calling them dildoes.

How many Eastern European girls did she sex traffick?

First Escort?

Third wife, no lady.

Oh he's definitely banging her.

I was so hoping that Melania would get it on with Justin Trudeau.......

"You are all that matters to me," Harp wrote in a 2023 letter to Trump that The New York Times confirmed as authentic and said "unnerved people around" the president. "I don't ever want to let you down." In the same letter, she thanked him for being her "Guardian and Protector in this Life."

To understand just how fucking dangerous Trump's psycho-assistant Natalie Harp is, here's a little history.

His first mistake was saying he advises Melania because she has obviously learned none of whatever the hell it was he wrote in that resume.

So Barron’s dad?

And her casual fuck I bet!

Mr. Beckman: www.sps.nyu.edu/experience/s...

Acting? Or does he hold the real job?

Rasputin survived and shaved his beard

This really is state TV on steroids. Sycophancy beyond belief

“Out the back door” Secret advisor as well

Yes!

LOL it must be huge

Is that Melania's boyfriend? It's only fair if her husband gets to have Natalie.

Also Executive non exclusive Ho to the First Lady

"Executive" probably allows for a pay bump we are paying for.

Where do they invent these dumbass fcks?

That's a very long form way of writing "boy toy".

PR machine is out in force, take that Natalie.

Basically the first ladies dick

So the pool boy in a suit? That tracks!

Sweet gig! "Maybe a little blonder on the ends. Where's my check?"

Sooooo... he's the 1 guy that manages the 1 guy that actually advises her? Didn't this administration have strong opinions about gov't waste recently? 🤡

Just the idea of a Creed tribute band is something I would not embrace with arms wide open

Lol

He picks her shoes?

Male version of Natalie

A male Harp.

The most insecure job title in history

That head of hair has to piss off the monster.

Honestly happy for her

Headline: "Melania puts students in pole position" ???

well I haven't heard it called 'that' before

If he was a executive whatever advisor. He would tell her to get the fuck away from the crazy.

This fabricated title is simply a nice euphemism for a high-class gigolo.

He is her ‘Natalie’?

He looks familiar

If you are going to dress like that you better be able to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

If it’s exclusive, why is there an executive level? If he’s the senior exclusive, is there a junior exclusive? If so, it still exclusive? Or, is it senior advisor and also a junior advisor? Exclusive junior, or multiple juniors?

Hatefuck booty call

Exactly my first thought. Her husband has a toy so why shouldn't she have one. IMO they are the most despicable couple in the country.

He look like January 6th Klan terrorist. Is he?

Summary: Mark Beckman is Melania’s sidepiece.

That job title is trying WAY too hard...

Wink, wink.

Did he say she was constantly breaking wind? Some days my tinnitus garbles my hearing.

He’s gonna be placed on double secret probation.

He looks more like a hair stylist.

Ah, I see. The royal couple has worked out .. an arrangement.

This is so groundbreaking.

I’m getting Rasputin vibes.

$10 says that he and Natalie Harp have bumped uglies.

I have a headache. 🙄

I was just thinking the same 🤔!

😄😄😄

Desperate times... Probably been a decade or two since Melania has seen DonOld in the pole position. 🤣

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