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The levels of fullofshitism is running at an all time high.

“As far as shitshows go, things could have been a lot worse.”

Yes. Gas could have been $10 a gallon. But Trump has 2 more years to get there.

LIAR.

This is like an abusive parent or spouse telling you: "What're you complaining about? You're lucky I didn't break BOTH your arms. You should be thanking me!"

“…for our efforts of doing absolutely fuck all since our donors are absolutely raking it in right now and that’s good for both of us.”

🤡

FFS, go fuck a couch and shut up.

“If I have to make stuff up….” Anything he says after that admission has as much worth as the Trump Meme-Coin.

What “efforts”?

Diesel is up a full 2 dollars from last year😲 Right in time for the harvest!

So says the man who has a military helicopter fly his nine year old son to golf practice.

Gas would be $1.00 a gallon if this couch fucker put in as much effort as he does picking out upholstery.

Right, so it's thanks to their fantastic efforts that I pay *only* $9,58 per US‑gallon (2,20 EUR/L) for diesel here in France, about 60% more than I paid before those suckers started this stupid war with Iran??? Well THANK YOU SO MUCH Fuckers.

But wasn’t it your efforts that made it high to begin with?

So…. If we had not initiated the conflict, gas would be above $5….?

hes a tool

I don’t think “frankly” means what he thinks it means.

“The surgery was a success except for the unfortunate death of the patient.”

"The reason we do this is" because you MFs are governed by Israel.

And yet gaslighting has never been higher.

"The forest fire we started could have turned out much worse if we hadn't pissed on it."

Gas was 3 bucks when 47 took over, now it's 4.79 here, we are not stupid. Go screw a couch instead of all of us.

Oh yah, we REALLY, REALLY BELIEVE you.

Fires we set could have been much less burny. You should thank us.

Gas could be much lower if you just wouldn’t have started an unjustified, illegal war

“We f*cked up bad, but not that bad so you’re welcome” is a solid strategy

I'm just waiting for someone to stand up and throw their shoes at this chode. PLEASE!!!!!

This fucking guy…. We only burned down part of the house, you should thank us for not burning it all down. Fuck Vance.

Big 'war is peace' energy

Just Dum(b) JD is a total idiot.

Wait til our strategic reserves are depleted. Shit is gonna be off the chain.

His lies just don't resonate the way Trump's lies do. He's still an apprentice.

Also JD: Up is down. Down is up. Trump is holier than Christ. My eyes are naturally outlined in black. Haven't seen a dog or cat in Ohio for over a year. My knees are padded just for Petey. I've never even sat on a couch. #BlasphemingFakePatriot #PeteysBottom

If Donald Trump can become President of the United States, then sadly anyone - even a monkey in overalls, can become President of the United States, but I still can’t help rolling my eyes that this guy believes he’s Presidential.

…they keep flunking math, him and Trump…

🤦😂 We’re # 1 We’re # 1 !!!!

INSANE. 😳

Bless his stupid lil' heart.

Gas in the part of Canada I am in, it about 60 cents higher per litre than it should be, that is after pausing a 10 cent tax and cutting a provincial tax by 50%. I don't think anyone cares if it could be higher... because it is already higher that it should be you Appalachian donkey!

Put this on a million ads….

Sorry, which efforts specifically? Show your work please.

So they are going with the strategy of "the way we fucked up should have been lot worse"?

And if my mother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

The only good thing about putting this shrill infront of the camera is he has zero charisma and 90 percent of people won't believe what he said.

Could it????? Diesel hit $5.85 today!

When does the new press sec start? This one blows.

No they don't, and they never have. If someone tells you these people are idiots they're greatly underestimating the peril, and just hoping ineptitude will be their downfall.

Wait, the only government who made the straight unstable!!!!

Such a lying Fool!

What is he smoking. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/im-7...

I’ll have what he’s smoking.

uh, wut?

It's lying again.

The latest argument - if we hadn’t fucked up things would be really fucked up!

“We coulda made things a lot worse”

The gas prices that rose because of the war we started could have been higher if we didn't keep doing this war. The fuck is the logic?

He’s officially reached the peeing on your leg and telling you it’s raining phase.

don’t expect a thank you VANCE

They also could have been much lower if not for your efforts, m8

Now, that’s the limit!!! Your legs would hurt much worse if I hadn’t splinted them after I smashed them!

What a sack of shit

Tell that to all the farmers in the midwest.

We INCREASED chocolate rations to 20g. You'd think some Republican's would have read 1984 by now. But, you know, "reading" just ain't a Repub thing...

Tell us anything you've done to keep it from being much higher, pray tell.

Very, very successful!!.

OPERATION CLUSTER FUCK

Pft

Oh so I should be glad that gas is not $10 à gallons. Wow I didn’t realize how much I was saving because this administration is so great! 🤡

It’s truly abuser behavior that these assholes expect us to thank them for our gas prices doubling.

He’s really faking it in hopes that he can make it…this may eventually be interpreted as delusional to his detriment.

I have no words for this smug, lying, immoral, POS.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, 1984

This unctuous clod is devoid of any self-awareness.

BS!

"Yikes"

Everything is beyond repair if a guy can say this at a press conference and there isn't an outcry of rage.

Because you started the war that shut the strait

Sure, only because they depleted the SPR.

Are we supposed to believe this lying sack of shit telling us if they hadn’t started this war that jacked up our gas prices it would have been worse? How asshole? Explain it.

Everyone should read this: Six months of the Iran war – as told through Trump’s social media posts Visualising how a war was announced, prosecuted, declared won, negotiated and then reopened, all in the president’s own words. | Al Jazeera share.google/CWA9tZTOJDKd...

The New Republic today: Trump Secretly Plans to Ramp Up Iran War After November Elections Two new reports reveal that what Trump claimed would be a quick, decisive war now has no end in sight. newrepublic.com/post/215070/...

This guy couldn't sell a Chesterfield in Chesterfield.

Exactly. 😬

Senior US commanders warned Hegseth the Iran campaign has been “too much for too long.” His answer: stretch Army air-defense tours from nine months to a year and keep paratroopers deployed into 2027. He heard the warning and extended the war anyway.

The “be grateful it’s not worse” administration.

“We could have fucked up a lot worse than we did!”

It’s still going up. Don’t count your chickens yet.

what a load of bullshit this fucking guy, honestly, who listens to his smarmy pontificating? completely out of touch

When they say they have been successful, they mean for the wealthy.

"we tried, lord how did we try"

"Frankly, I'm surprised we didn't fuck things up much more..."

If this is success, I’d hate to see failure. And gas prices wouldn’t be this high if they’d not let the senile grandpa decide our military “strategy.”

That’s like the arsonist who started the fire saying “look, if I hadn’t left my keys in your house and had to put out the fire I started so I could grab them, you wouldn’t have a house anymore. You’re welcome”

I would have been attacked by a bear in my living room if not for this rock.

Oh, so you're keeping it 'down' to $6 a gallon?

This dumbshit wants to run for president in 2 years

Or much lower if you did not fucking go in the first place....

10 bucks a gallon would have still been ok for the millionaires and billionaires that have never had to pump their own gas you fucking asshole

It would have been much if not for your efforts . .

I liked it when gas was under $3 per gallon JD you fricken idiot moron!

Vance is almost as big of an idiot as Trump.

The abuser says he could have hit you harder

"If Kamala had won, we'd be burning our own babies for warmth."

pity there's no physical manifestation of lying. no Pinocchio effect, pity.

Gaslighting with gas.

He’s just writing dem adds today 👏

FIX THIS. Or the american people will make you pay.