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Rebecca Cooke on Derrick Van Orden: “He's gotten drunk in his official office, yelled at Senate pages, carried a loaded gun through TSA... I mean, he's really out there.” Cooke also slams his “six votes that he took to continue this war in Iran” as Wisconsin families face rising prices.

Woody Harrelson has done an ad "for Exxon". Well worth watching

He always looks like a corny dad explaining a corny dad joke.

😆😂🤣 Their school rankings are thanks to the Republicans, that part is true.

This looks like a store where you buy tacky decor.

Anytime he says "can you imagine" it's about something he's imagining.

"Democrats are anti-factory."

“I agree!” shouted James Donald Bowman, James David Hamel, JD Vance, Rafael Cruz, Kashyap Pramod Patel, Nimrata Randhawa, Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal, Anna Paulina Mayerhofer-Gamberzky-Luna, and Richard Lynn Myers (Rick Scott) to Donald J. Drumpf.

From the guy who waves and salutes to an empty lawn when he gets on Marine One.

I wake up to AI slop that has been rolling on YouTube since I fell asleep and it's all better, and less hyped, by their creators than this steaming pile of garbage. I don't expect AI video to be good, nor do I expect Elon to ever deliver on the hype. Even so... www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

"Beautiful legs. Clot-free legs. Legs you don't need robotic braces to use. That ass looks like it's never seen a diaper."

Self-certified eye "doctor" said a thing about the infectious disease vaccines that helped him survive.

Blanche: "Yes but we need a *Federal* means for the people's will to be reflected. And that means if we lose it's fraud and we get to declare ourselves the winner."

I ain't reading all that. Sorry that happened though... or happy for you.

Congratulations Brazil, you didn’t Trump yourselves. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10...

Alaskans who don't like Trump selling their oil rights to Russia should make the margin wide enough that even this frivolous and unlawful case disappears under its own thresholds.

White supremacist group only had whites in it.

Americans have a choice. You can vote for Nazism—which is 100% what this is—or you can vote for America. Anyone votes for Nazism should never be forgiven by anyone they love or even anyone they know casually. Voting for Nazism is an unforgivable sin for good reason. It is treachery against America.

Shit don't fall too far from the asshole.

In case anyone wonders why he'd give himself, his family and "associates" a blanket exemption from audit.

For me, it's because she represents what Elon should have been. While being infinitely more interesting as a person. www.theguardian.com/science/vide...

this is total gobbledygook? the process to decide who should be certified as the winner is the election, and there is no federal law that says the courts get to decide who that is.

As his policies bankrupt them, Trump-supporting farmers fully embrace socialism. But only if it’s for them.

OBAMA: The big trade war he's starting now is with that well-known evil empire: Canada. These are the people who gave us maple syrup and Martin Short.

"I gargled his balls again. I like gargling his balls. I am trying to get fired (again) for being such a lil stinker."

But Starshield runs on Starlink. Logical different system. Physically the same system. And I'm quite sure the Pentagon still gets to use it however they wish. Until the new Congress takes over and Elon decides anyone investigating him has violated the TOS. The US needs to nationalize or ban.

There it is. Elon Musk admits it. “That loophole was closed last week.” In a deranged post on X, Musk openly acknowledges that SpaceX recently restricted Ukraine’s ability to use Starlink.

I think a more apt analogy is Holmes and Musk.

NEW: A woman featured in a Republican attack ad accusing a Democrat of being “dangerous” for children actually PLEADED GUILTY TO CHILD ENDANGERMENT after driving drunk with her own kids in the car, per the Washington Post.

This is likely to keep them loyal, but a pardon means they would have no fear of testifying against senior staff, since they can't plead the fifth on crimes they can't be incriminated in.

Not content with having plagiarized former FLOTUS Michelle Obama, she now steals credit from the Pope.

His followers thinks he's playing 3D chess when he's really a toddler who doesn't understand checkers. So he flips the board and yells "king me." And then fills his diaper.

This is a five-alarm warning to every job and industry that relies on our sandy beaches and beautiful bluffs for its livelihood. Soon, you too could see your environment for sale to Big Oil, Elon Musk, and any other high bidder that buys its way into the White House ballroom.

The vast majority of "illegal immigration" comes from Asia. Most just overstayed their lawful Visas. Like Musk. Those crossing the southern border, most of those come right through the checkpoints. Trump v1 veto'd a bipartisan bill to fix those checkpoints because he wanted a wall instead.

Miller fanning himself down after watching videos of kids in cages. "Grrrrrrl!"

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Elon Musk vs. ActBlue! The unfair influence by Billionaire mega-donors is egregious, they are literally attempting to buy the people’s elections, stealing them from Americans voters… VOTE BLUE!!!🗳️💙🗳️

This man eats roadkill and swims in sewage water. Despite a brainworm and a voice that sounds like his batteries are dying, he claims he's healthy.

BREAKING: Trump and His Deranged Goons Are Breeding Monsters—Hellhounds—in Latest Confirmation They Are Cartoonishly Evil I hope every supposedly religious person who votes for Donald Trump has to explain in the afterlife how it was Christian to vote for the guy with hellhounds.

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

Dude is actively dying on camera.

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Elon claims he invented stuff he didn't. And he hypes up his stock price with promises he will never deliver. That also isn't his hair and face. Like when the Nazis pretended to be something they weren't. This was a classic "in name only" move and as the world foremost Nazi stan, Elon knows this.

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Lot of words to say "bigotry + bots = MAGA policy" 19thnews.org/2026/10/repu...