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They are desperate for those Surveillance Centers.

lol — con man

LIAR

Another dividend 😂

He just can't stop his falsehood!

….And a Health Care Plan.

Bad air, water and land bit peasants have $5000 all good? Suckers!

Just like that dividend you get for living near the garbage dump, or the train tracks, or the gas refinery, or the chemical plant.

I can smell him from here

Look at the old greedy bastards behind him? In 29’ new tax laws better be job one

Wow, he’s got the jack o lantern orange color going today.

Mute the fucking guy

Okay, for starters, we ALL know it’s bullshit. But even if it was true: “Here’s 50 bucks. This is just our way of saying, ‘Thanks for living with polluted air and water,’ and we’ll try to keep the rolling blackouts to a minimum, as we use up all of the available power.”

When will MAGA catch on to this?

<--Insert Oprah gif here -->

So now he's offering bribes, which will never be paid, on behalf of the broligarchs. When does he fuck off into the sun? Oh yeah January 2029. It can't come soon enough.

Is it gonna cover the total loss homeowners in the area will experience. No one is going to purchase homes near data centers. The noise, the pollution…

Ohh Dear🤣🤣

LIAR!🖕

Higher energy and water costs are now dividends?

Taxpayer dollars should not be used to help Tech con comunities into accepting data centers.

Sure, little con.

Whose money will he give to those people? Their own money? His? Not a chance.

He can’t stay focus, it helps him get attention but he just bonkers

A dividend of how much? when? delivered how?

I just got my tariff check today 😂 I’m going to be rich 😂😂😂

he is heavily invested in AI -- it's that simple

Bull Effing S

Well damn I forgot 🤦‍♀️

Oh yeah that dividend is really going to help their falling house prices!

Sure they will.

🤣 and also 😳 and also 🥱 🤮

Sure Jan

He got that from Vivek! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

We don’t want a dividend. We want clean water and air. We want data centers to pay their way for roads and infrastructure and be held accountable.

except its a negative, -$50,000

A dividend is a recurring payment from an investment. A Trump Dividend is never-occurring payment from a voter con job.

“They can expect to receive the dividend…..in two weeks……”

$5000 check $2000 health insurance check, doge check datacenter check, check over check hey maga stop working (the rare who does), you get flooded with checks

GOPedo lies. It's a fucking joke we are allowing this

MORE CON.. wake the fuq UP AMERICA. jfc.

Every single thing he promotes is harmful and ethically wrong.

Does he think he’s actually gonna be in power when these things are built? He has no say he’s just peddling lies before the midterms. I hope people don’t buy this nonsense

The Art of the Bribe

the only people who stand to survive trump get paid upfront

Beautiful but, they are noisy, dry water lije a camel and sap electric power. Will he have one next to Mar-A-Largo to get the 5,000 dividend? 🤢🤮

Oh sure thing serial liar. The ppl are still waiting for the other 3 cheques promised that haven’t been delivered. What good are non-existent cheques as prices on everything keep rising. And $5,000.00 does nothing when incompetence & lies are costing the ppl 5 times that every year. Criminal regime.

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Lying motherfucker

He thinks they’re as beautiful as Ken Paxton.

www.fierce-network.com/data-center/...

Turns out people know the pollution is "What's in it for me?" rather than just the bribery. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Threats and bribery are all he knows

😂😂😂😂 because this corrupt POS stands to make billions off of them. This is what happens when you put a corrupt money grubbing lying douchebag in the Oval Office.

He seemingly believes that everyone is as ridiculously “intelligent” as he is 😂

In your neighborhoods....not his and this fucker knows nothing of aesthetics.

Hey, that sounds familiar

More bribery. 🤬

Feels like dividend should be added to the buzzword list for Trump

What are all those tech billionaires really think when they see dumbasses like Donald Trump and Mike Johnson standing with him. “This is what we have to do to protect our wealth, just go with it.”

Crime

Trump can fuck himself. I have a friend who cries her electric bill zoomed from just over $100 a month to nearly $900 a month. As she wept, I quickly searched: (3) data centers! Governor Hochul, can you help? She’s in upstate NY. @governor.ny.gov

He thinks all Americans will throw their sovereignty away for a few bucks, just like he would.

Same energy

Right…

Just ask yourself, what's in this for him? The orange asshat doesn't do anything unless it benefits him or his minions in some major way...

Yes, as history has always documented, when private owners of a business that destroys a local community have great success they provide dividends to the people of that community instead of hoarding it for themselves. As evidenced by the multiple billionaires present at this press conference.

Funny how the car communities that have data centers don't want them The residents there weren't paid any money No one is getting money

I call bullshit

His imaginary "dividends", and how does that compensate these folks? Keep in mind we have know idea what forms of health issues these centers may cause. Let alone the energy and water usage, and noise pollution. Haven't heard of West Palm Beach, Miami or Bedminster areas of putting one in.

Trump accidentally creates UBI

Why am I listening to, pedophiles? Is nothing else left. Cut him off

Bullshit

NO ONE BELIEVES THAT…….ANYONE WHO DOES IS A FOOL

Would someone please shut him the f#^k up already.

He thinks government runs like a for profit business

🤡

Don the con. You get 5.000, you get 5.000. Suckers

To be paid daily.

No dividend would be big enough to cover their homes that are now unsellable.

Commie

Why pay money if there is no downside?

He is full of shit...if that were true he would have data centres built around Mar a Lardo just so he could get as much money as possible

Some people will believe this

Looks extra radioactive ☢️ today

So now, everything is presented either as "national security" or a "dividend", while Trump views us as suckers and rubes to be exploited. #FDT

I’ll take things that are never ever going to fucking happen, for $500 Alex.

Every month?

Your $5,000

"Cancer"

Another never-to-appear 'Artificial Trump Dividend'.

Lol

Unless it's going to be in the millions, no one-time payment would make me want to live with all the downsides of a data center. I suspect I'm not alone.

It’s to cover their SKY ROCKETING medical bills they’ll all have in 20 years!!! 🙉🙈🙊=MAGA

He only learned what a dividend was last year.

They're left without water for 5 thousand dollars 🤣😂😆🤦🤦🤦

When they offer bribes you know there must be a problem cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/im-o...

But, if you leave because of the noise or water being ruined, no check for you!

Whatever dividend is actually paid, if any, won’t compensate people for the ongoing harm caused by the data centers near them. The dividend will happen once. The harm will go on and on.

The lies never end.

You might notice that all of Santa's helpers bear certain similarities.

Santa and his helpers, entertaining the troops.

The dividend is: Precisely Dick

No they won’t.

CEOs nervously look around.

Why would they need a $5k dividend if data centers in their communities are so awesome?

I’m selling the Brooklyn bridge who’s in?

Who is the dude behind him who looks very uncomfortable with what he is hearing?

Like the DOGE check? 😏😄😁🙄

Complete moron.

So much winning

And that "dividend" will compensate for the fact that you no longer have water to drink or power to cool your home in the summer or heat it in the winter.

This coming from a lying sleazeball con man who didn't pay contractors who did work for him. He's telling you what you want to hear to get what he wants and then turns around and bankrupts you.

Why the fuck would billionaires that own data centres pay teachers or anyone else a dividend?

Has anyone received their DOGE check? How about their tariff refund?