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Hmmm…hearing or auditory processing issues?

Why are we paying for these campaign rallies?

How did someone who thinks going from 10 to 1 is going up graduate from Wharton?

He should go to Puerto Rico and throw rolls of paper towels at the people there

grandpa is answering the question he heard which was not what was asked, I’m sure this is the same masterful technique he used to end nine wars

Are Democrats inviting him to go as well

What happened to his "good wig". Did it blow away?

English ain’t his forte! Try MAGAlish! It’s the subject he did best in university!

If we talked about removing trump, our numbers would go up very bigly. Big men from other countries would come to us with tears in their eyes - big strapping men - telling me they have never seen such numbers.

Dear Democrats, Here's your ad copy: Q: Could you hurt Republican candidates in swing states by traveling there? TRUMP: I do. I think when I travel there, [Democrats'] numbers go way up

Lunatic

He’s literally incapable of understanding the words that are spoken to him.

That’s what Natalie said

I hope he took his aspirin against his doctor’s recommendation again today.

'ARE THESE MY FEET'

Keep it up Trump! It’s having just the effect we want

They go up by 300, 400 in some cases 1700 per cent.

What’s the difference between help and hurt? neither is spelled with a b so he doesn’t get it.

Lol. He is as thick as mince.

Eggs-ACK-LY

White Nationalist Natzi Miller.

which part of the question would you like to answer, sir?

"The lines... are already sold out." Oops. The "tremendous lines as long as the eye can see" and "sold out tickets" lies got a little tangled up there.

Sold out MAGA crowds??? Trump is BSC - 🦇💩🤪 bsky.app/profile/mrsb...

He is having a wet dream again.

Campaigning for one party on our dime.

Like tango uniform up, perhaps.

Who is this "they" that speak to you old man? Are they the ones who tell you that gas prices are going down? How about the "they" who tell you that we're winning the war and ships are flowing? Maybe "they" are encouraging you to sell military equipment to China.

"Or the people who keep trying to murder you," I say, half to myself, as I put my notepad away.

😡😡😡😡😡😡

Ok so nobody tell him

Great. Can you come to Indiana plz?

Both their systolic and diastolic.

thank you for posting this for us

Sold out MAGA rally crowds??? Trump is BSC - 🦇💩🤪 bsky.app/profile/mrsb...

DELUSIONAL!!!!

You do hurt them? I'm OK with that.

He’s so popular, even Democrats are asking him to go to swing states.

Christ, who is the lady with the smoker’s voice?

It’s true, they go way up. Keep doing what you’re doing and keep saying stupid shit sir. We love this for you.

if by up you mean down, then okay

In mmHg maybe…

Clueless Cankles.

Ah yes, most people’s popularity goes up when a self aggrandizing shite for brains calls them ugly and pains in the ass.. 🤷🏻‍♀️. Gotta remember trick this for my next job interview

"their numbers go way up"

Narrator: The numbers did not go up.

That’s why they’re only sending him to the safest Republican districts!

Just like my 86 year-old father-in-law.

#DementiaDon

It's pointless to ask him any questions because everything out of his mouth is a lie so why do they keep asking him questions? It's just so stupid.

Hurt/Help, whatever.

💯

The number of complaints about a fetid odour go up

Blue tie?

A new poll released today: Trump approval at record low; Hispanic voters sour on Republicans, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

I do think I could hurt them so I'll keep doing it. 🙄

Q: You're traveling to more Republican-friendly states on the campaign trail. Is that a sign Republicans are in trouble ahead of the midterms? Trump: For whatever reason, I don't understand it, nobody does-whoever wins the presidency automatically does poorly in the midterms.

Yes yes more more more

He doesn’t seem to have comprehended the question.

Twice!

When something works this *well* you just keep doing right Donny

“Sir, if you leapt off of a tall building, it would help the republicans tremendously.”

Need more joint Trump/Rick Jackson appearances in Georgia. Worked well for David Purdue, you know.

Dude heard what he wanted to hear! Common for 80 year old men.

He cannot hear the whole question because he's too vain to wear a hearing aid. The part of the question he does hear, he likely does not understand. He is stupid.

He probably believes what he's saying because he's a stupid fruck with YES People lying to him.

By all means KEEP GOING TO SWING STATES!

How have their numbers improved in Ohio?

Please come to Arizona, sir! Big, strong men will greet with tears of gratitude!

Only you and your small dying brain would think this...better get Hand Job Harp to print out the real results. not these bed time stories.

He already tried that by charging Republican candidates $25K to attend his convention.

He has the vocabulary of a 4 year old.

Yes sir, I'm a big, strong man with tears in my eyes, and I'm begging you to keep traveling to support MAGA candidates.

Up is down. Down is up. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Always delusional