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Bahahaha! He’s an old fool.

PLEASE PRETEND TRUMP IS ON THE BALLOT!! DO IT!!! 🦋🌊🦋

He is on the ballot. No Republican can distance themselves from him.

Oh, this is definitely a referendum on him, but after it’s a blue tsunami, he’s going to say “I wasn’t on the ballot” and not get challenged on it.

Accordion hands

No, delusional mthrfkr, you don’t. 🖕🏽

Please do, and if you still vote red, immediately go to the nearest psych ward.

I pretend that we not living through hell with this piece of shit president

And when they lose he’ll say well I wasn’t on the ballot. That’s why.

I am ashamed of my fellow Texans in San Antonio. SHAME on you!!!

I won’t pretend. You are an adjudicated rapist, felon, malignant narcissistic sociopath…a lawless heartless demented old man who needs to be institutionalized. May you reap what you’ve sowed. You deserve condemnation.

Oh. We are ABSOLUTELY pretending he's on the ballot and voting accordingly. Clearing time on my calender to vote the first full week of voting here in TN.

I don’t need to pretend!

Pretend, you are on the ballot? Your pathetic policies are on the ballot. The market is on a sugar high and when A I fails down comes the house of cards that will make the 1930’s look like a picnic in comparison. That era crash begun with a 10% drop in the market causing everyone to dump stock!

Let's revisit this in a month.

Accordion 🪗 hands means a lie

Trump’s approval rating is -22 *in Texas.* His narcissism does not let him understand that he is the problem and that the American electorate hates his guts. www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/p...

Natalie, where’s my Jell-O?

So he cheats

I don't think this is going to work in the way that Trump hopes it will.

Yes, please. Pretend whichever republican is on the ballot is a maniacal, brain damaged, felon that is stealing your money and thinks you’re an idiot.

A broken record

At the same time he's trying to stop voting..so he's attacking it at every angle

Pretend he’s on the ballot, folks. lol.

Bold strategy

Ken Paxton would disagree. www.axios.com/2026/10/07/k...

Viva Talarico!!!

"And also pretend I don't suck donkey dick at the job."

Trump is delusional. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/10/he-h...

He should ask people to write in his name on all the races.

I guess we’ll all know who to blame then.

I think Ken Paxton already confirmed he’s a puppet of DC so I guess he’s not entirely wrong.

Trump seems a bit desperate, realizing that this is his last campaign. (Unless he ‘runs’ again in ‘28… but that’s a separate discussion.)

And that's why you are losing you Tangerine Traitor

He needs to STFU.

bsky.app/profile/fact...

Trump begging!!

Damaged people find toxic narcissism warm, funny and charming.

'They' are going away for a long time.

“But when there’s a Blue Wave it won’t be my fault”

After they get crushed: “I wasn’t on the ballot.”

Yeah, Texas. Just keep pretending and lying.

lol pretend? That’s what the president of the United States is recommending? Pretend wow that’s something. The most dishonest person in the world wants America to pretend? F all of us we are dumped does Trump know there a p in dumped? Because he didn’t known was a b in dumb.

I'm scared to look at this in case I see somebody I know.

I'm going to tell the grocery clerk, the bank, the utilities, and all the rest to just pretend I paid them.

"And I have my 4th grade certificate prove it."

Pretend the price of diesel is on the ballot 0_o

Deranged as always. How do people listen to this shit?

✔️🎯💯

donald blamed the shellacking republicans took in the november 2025 elections on the fact that he wasn't on the ballot. so now that he's begging people to pretend he's on the ballot. repeatedly. at near daily rallies. across the country. let's see how that works out for you, donald. 🤭

As if I needed another reason to vote for Talarico. Send a donation if you can. secure.actblue.com/donate/jt-tx...

Don't worry fuckface we are. 🕯️🕯️🪄 Manifesting titlers downfall🕯️🕯️

Yes, pretend he's on the ballot and vote the fucker out!!🇨🇦

We are!

32% approval. Carry on, as it were

"no, let him cook"