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So dum(with a b) Elect a 🍊🤡 get a 🎪

Good to know it's not one of those cattle hurricanes.

As opposed to the snow hurricane or the fire hurricane?

Sure, as opposed to the rum hurricanes or college football Hurricanes.

I prefer chocolate hurricanes.

omg! Is that real? Is that the 2020 derecho?

He had to be talked out of giving it a medal. Bet.

As opposed to a dry hurricane

The trailing off at the end, even he’s bored of his nonsense!

He forgot the word “Rain”

He so fucking stupid

They call those 'wind' in the business.😉

He will figure out there is some wind involved also, and it can do some damage as well.

"I was involved." No you weren't, you fucking narcissistic psycho. If you're talking about Hurricane Helene, which devastated western North Caroline, that happened in 2024, when Joe Biden was president.

The best hurricanes are made with rum.

It's a water hurricane. Bring in your magnets and batteries.

Everyday I think this is the dumbest thing to come out of his mouth and he always proves me wrong the next day..

Wow a "Water Hurricane," imagine that.

What is the greatest non-water hurricane of all time?

When confabulation is your game, sometimes words don’t come out the same!

Trump’s got water on the brain.

LOL I can hardly wait until he refers to dirtnados, from the standpoint of dirt and dust.

Q: "Hey idiot, was it small water or big water?"

Ha

I prefer my hurricanes over land mass.

I don't know. My sister in Death Valley got walloped by a dry hurricane and she never recovered.

As opposed to what other kind of hurricane?

His MIT uncle would be so proud.

Really wet ocean water

🤣

🤣

Damn your memory is far better than mine

Says Mr High IQ.

Trump is LOW ENERGY. Somebody call Pete Hegseth! #LowT

Like water fishing!

Oh no, again?!

Ffs...🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

IN TERMS OF WETNESS

Why is he glitching in the middle of sentences reading the teleprompter?

Sounds like his brain is confusing hurricanes w/ tornadoes. Tornadoes over water are called waterspouts. Lack of sleep worsens dementia.

Oh fuck yes!

Is that anything like an air tsunami?

His epitaph should be: “Here lies an evil and brainless felon and an adjudicated rapist.” Or this…

He was involved in katherine

Move on, you'll feel better.

He was involved in one of the great water hurricanes of all time?! How so?!

Oh for the days of NOAA

Trump is aroused by death and destruction

#shitforbrains

Wot

Well, to be fair, sometimes carnivals *do* have rides called "The Hurricane."

Guess he never heard of Katrina

How many chapters of the Guinness Book of Records are devoted to Trump records?

Well, I sure wouldn't call the felon SI.

Don’t tell me. It was wet, in terms of water.

He needs psychiatric help!

Context, please

instant classic trumpism

And let us not forget one of the great fire forest fires of the century

Is he thinking of Culligan water delivery?

Trump was not involved with Kathrina, thus it does not count. ALL ABOUT HIM.

This entire administration is a jerk-off fest. for jerkoffs by jerkoffs.

Isn't a water hurricanes are called rainfall?

Not to mention the island that is surrounded by water. That he ignored, by the way, when they were devastated by their water hurricane.

😂

Those are the worst. 😂🤣😝

"Not that I've been paying attention or anything, because that might mean I care."

🤦🏻‍♀️

I wanna hear him pronounce "Isaias."

Wait until he hears about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. It’ll blow his mind.

I wanna see the earth, wind, and fire hurricanes next!

brain dead, soul dead

Everything changed when the fire hurricanes attacked.

"There was so much water that it almost knocked the sharpie out of my hand"

As opposed to The Great Peanut-Butter Hurricane of '38.

No one in florida ever called a hurricane a "water hurricane" EVER.

Hurricane Katrina would like to have a word...

Water is wet.

Bless his heart.

So powerfully wet

So we're back to hurricanes having water?

from the standpoint of water

He’s one of the great stupid dumbasses of all time.

Goddam this is depressing

And it was very wet from the standpoint of water.

From the standpoint of water

wetter than wet is wet