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It's as if nietzche morphed into Ogden Nash!!

Survival of the fittest. 🤷‍♂️

America, making Canada stronger and stronger... And, giggling the entire time...

What doesn't kill you, disappoints me.

I really want out of the “ what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger “ program 😁

I have that picture hanging on my dining room lol

What Does Not Kill You Still Sucks

We are certainly twisted. Lol.

And hopefully empathy

Party time in the '70s & '80s growing up in L.A. Six years in the Navy. Layoffs from Tech, retraining. 35 years in healthcare. Earthquakes. Two cardiac stents. Raising a family paycheck to paycheck. Reading lots of Harlan Ellison and Hunter Thompson. My suit of dark humor armor is a thick one.

ok, friedrich

Yeah true story bro

👍right

🤣

Yes indeedy do, it does.

Chocolate?

Fuck auto correct.

💯💯💯

64 years on this planet. Can confirm. 🤣

It really does ! 😁

Exactly. I don't fret it anymore. I just won't be surprised.

What doesn't kill you makes you opioid addicted to stop the excruciating pain

Can confirm 🤭

One of they symptoms, hysteria! The only remedy, at present, is laughter.

Truth

So right!

And if you’re at least Gen X or sooner, you miraculously survive every time you casually throw yourself out the window because cell phones took your baby sitting job.

This is the GenX mantra right here.

Everything is both funny and offensive. Me. I’m everything.

...and sometimes stress response body rashes, ear aches and intermittent brain-file access and/or speech impediments. 🤣

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

My coping mechanism, swearing.

And possibly diarrhea.

Gen X, encapsulated.

What doesn't kill you merely scars you deeply

In old age I would note I have been at that point for at least 40 years now, and see no reason to change.

That explains me ☹️

I have heard cancer survivors laugh at jokes that shock others lol.

Better... And no lies... 😄

God Bless You, Chris!

That explains a lot about why I'm still here.

Which is not appreciated by "Community Guidelines."

🎯

Well I, for one, feel seen.

Amen!

Might be my new motto

I couldn't agree more. I always had the twisted sense of humor. Still do. The coping mechanisms came later, mostly with the introduction to Doctor Deltanine.

Pahahahaha absofriginlutely 👍🏻👌🏻😅

Sure does!

13 years of school bullying and sexual assault while neurodivergent does that to ya...

💯💯💯🤪🤪

I didn’t deserve to be attacked like this.

What doesn't kill you might leave you maimed or crippled for life.

And wind.

"God never gives you any burden you're not strong enough to handle." God thinks I'm Superman.

My mother used to say, what didn’t kill you was just prepping you for the really bad shit coming down the pipe.

It me

Since I started writing horror stories at night I've been sleeping better. I kid you not.

No it doesn't.

I feel seen by this post...

Worked for me.👍🫡

One of the last things abusive ex said to me: “I made you stronger. “ F🖕🏻 him.

If you could put that book back into the men's room where you found it that would be swell.

Yup! (… and vice versa)

I don’t want to talk about it *open and closes hand exactly 17 times*

This should be my mantra.

Testify.

I pass this eye exam!

Amen to THAT

Sounds about right! Lol

True that.

I felt that in my soul.

More it's that a twisted sense of humor gets you through things that would kill you if you didn't have that humor.

Stealing . . .

YES!

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Nailed it 😉

FACT

And I have both, thank you very much!

Stealing!

Yes

I have a tee shirt with this on it. Travis and I know first hand.

Accurate.

merely postpones the inevitable

Absolutly.

And how!

What doesn't kill you maims you.

So.... the weirder you are, the longer you survive. Hmmm.... seems like a perfect way to desl with all that's happening these days....

What doesn't kill you may be intended not to kill you, just torture you for ever after.

Yup!

Verified.

It gave me a 12 inch vertical scar on my chest, and 3 arterial bypass grafts on my heart.

Can confirm.