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“You ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did!”

This man dont miss

"He's NOT the ancestor!" *Reptile does a backflip and moonwalks, a Grey alien quietly enters from offstage to MASSIVE boos*

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Valid crash out.

Meant no offense.

Like I said, he had Senatorial ambitions. Like I also said, I wrote a whole story about what would happen if he became POTUS, so I had to do all the research. You are preaching to the choirmaster

I think it's safe to say a lot of people would have a bone to pick with this guy.

An age old tale youtube.com/shorts/CY5mu...

Never meet your descendants. youtube.com/shorts/kZ9x2...

"You! It's your fault I sit in an office!" *throws hands*

Oh yeah, brings back memories from the 90s. "Jerry Jerry Jerry"

"This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4w...

Because of that thing, I have to work for a living! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Understandable

get his ass bc this is too much

C'mon ancestor! Give him an atomic drop!

I will personally immolate the original pseudo virus that thought, "what if I infected that cell, and then just... made another?" Let that idea cook for another billion years pls

"I didn't come from no ancestor!"

The knock-on reproductive health struggles have been literally legendary, Jesus.

Your coloring is so damn good and you always make me sensibly chuckle.

You're not supposed to look at the camera, man

I don’t blame him, Tiktaalik, is the reason we have to pay taxes and go to work.

*crying yelling* Where were you when I needed you? WHERE WERE YOU!?

I mean they were literally bottom feeders.

You SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU DO YOU KNKW WHAT YOU PUT ME THROUGH

"This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

are they hugging or fighting?

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Kill it, it doomed us all!

Some nerve showing his face after so long 😤

I’d fight that motherfucker too.

Right? Talk about terrible life choices, damn

nice stick they got there, be a damned shame if someone stole it...

ancestor got (webbed) hands

TOSS 'EM IN THE GIANT FAN

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Wow, talk about holding a grudge.

SHOW THAT SMUG APE WHO REALLY EVOLVED

Yeah that guy fucked up, should have stayed in the damn water

"You get back in the sea... you finned cunt."

Go back i want to be monke

TAKE YOUR KNEES WITH YOU, BASTARD

@csonkatroy.bsky.social

Knock him out, he's the reason I have to go to work and pay taxes.

Fuck you, Tiktaalik!

Walking out of the ocean and by consequence allowing the human society to exist.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

After some reflection, I want to amend my reply. It's too easy to fall into the trap of assuming our mistake was developing technology, or even agriculture, or evolving into Homo sapiens in the first place, when the real problem is C A P I T A L I S M

burn it alive. I want to eat bananas not work

I don't get it