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Bad Luck Fale?

“KNICKS” in all caps does track tho

Project 2025 says Sesame Street is "biased left". Is that because it has Black and Brown people, or because they teach kids empathy, or because the characters can read?

he said you're the fake one

it's me, FALE SEVERANCE PERSON

Looks pretty RALE to ne

But he's the Severance person, it says right there!

How do we know YOU aren't the fake account? Hmmm. Maybe you just sucked all of us in before the real BEN STiLLER.....

Sure buddy.... that sounds like something Ben Styller would say 😉

Yep. The other 2 didn't pop anything up... with the 3 Rs....for me.

Probably bots 🤖

But they follow me, and I need that validation.

Good morning Ben

FALEN to make Zoolander 3

almost followed it today good looking out bro

There is only one blue mark Ben Stiller and it's the best of them all

Are you SURE the guy with 3 posts and 5 followers isn't the famous, brilliant, kind, amazing human being responsible for some of our favorite characters and movies? Who are YOU to accuse THEM of impersonating such a magnificent icon of American creativity? (Love you, Ben.)

Another FALE Ac

Oh shit. Simple Jack is on Bluesky

LFG Knicks!!!!!!

Ben (if you're the REAL Ben Stiller), the world needs a sequel to Tropic Thunder. Instead of the jungle it takes place in an Arctic location.

It's a pirate variant... Rrr

Lol, there are 3

Looks pretty legit to me.

But it looks so REAL!

ben looks at that other account and he’s all like

check the number of “let’s go knicks” posts

real ben stiller would be proud of being a severance person, like the screenshot.

The extra r’s are for extra reality

@proptermalone.bsky.social has more authenticity in their unadorned username than any celebrity with a blue check. Sorry Joshua.

the blue check joshua

(Though, admittedly less with what looks like the sort of aggregator he's using)

It was all in Trump wooden-coin anyway.

It looks so legit

He uses more capital letters in his name like a real ben stiller would....

Stillerrrrrrrr really didn’t sell it for me, haha.

EPIC FALE

I didn’t just score a lead in your next movie then? FFS

We need the real Ben here during these games

Maybe its your innie?

Maybe it’s your innie.

Feck

Blocked and report ✅🤭

So we're not becoming doulas together? I was really looking forward to that. Damn.

Severance "person"?

Well that explains why you DM’ed me offering me a ride in a van with puppies and candy. Thanks for nothing @benstiller.redhour.com

TOTALLY FALE

Oh no, i already gave my identity to fake ben stiller.

Copy.

It's also a fake account. A fale, fail, fake account. The Ides of Fakeness. Love you, Ben.

Report the scam and obtain a crime reference number against the contact

Ben do the innies know there's a conclave

ok

It’s Irv

Thank God, I got the right one. Let's go Knicks!!!

People just want attention. Oh, Mr. Stiller...can I give you a copy of my headshot and resume...please? (Actually did an Improv bit based on this premise).

You keep a clean brand, Ben. Impressive.

FALE

Knicks. Wow

A fale account? Sounds intriguing. Here comes #9… 😂

it's (about to be?) happening!!!!

A fake fale

Bluesky is great but needs to start cracking down on these impersonation/fake accounts.. Also heartiest congratulations on your Knicks fighting win again Ben, I am a Celtic, but always enjoyed your passion for Hoops esp your Knicks You must be so proud and happy right now

People are weird. Criminals suck.

To everyone else, it’s real.

I see what you did there.

No Dodgeball? Hmmm. Clearly a fake.

So you don’t actually want to get to know me?

Damnit

Copy.

Your Knicks though 😬

It is fake, cos ‘I’m Ben and so’s my wife!’

You can't have too many Ben Stillers 😂

No BTS shots = No Ben

Is that your outtie's account

FALE?! Oh no!

Maybe it’s just your innie?

Thank you for focusing tonight Ben

Did your innie make an account behind your back?