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“Who isn’t haunted by the ghosts of their victims?”

look how sharp this particular wolf keeps his teeth, now *there's* a real working wolf!

the candidate who has a "i'm a werewolf" tattoo, and has numerous times publicly stated "i'm a werewolf"?

the era of the smooth hairless candidate is over, people want a candidate with claws

I'm missing some of drama because defending someone with a Nazi tattoo was enough to earn a block from me. Adding a few more to the list today.

Depends who is sitting on their face

werewolf's are cool bro

What do you think neoliberal means?

"The Werewolf of Washington," 1973, starring Dean Stockwell

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone reveals themself to be a werewolf in any timeframe other than "extremely abruptly"

And that's assuming you're dealing with the whole "murders people" type of werewolf and not the "hunts demons in their dreams in the form of a wolf" type, who honestly would make a better candidate then usual, and also not "can turn into a wolf whenever" who would also be just a guy

"Actually women should find him more relatable because he also causes blood to flow once a month" - Ken Klippenstein, probably

I’m pretty sure that’s just how middle class guys grow up-saw it in that documentary Teen Wolf

dismiss the werewolf smut voter at your own peril

He’s just an excitable boy…

it would be absurd to even consider a cure for lycanthropy, it's just the way things are and therefore must always be

You jest but those people exist. All the more numerous and enthusiastic when their wolf man seems like hes really anti-vampire or w/e

I mean Maine Stephen King etc etc

Studies show hairier men are more beloved, historically.

Just one long viral ad for Widows Bay

I'm experiencing a terrible curse this moment

If my candidate is such a bad person and you call him a werewolf, sorry ma'am this is a debate-and I am talking...

Like hey now, he only turns into a flesh-eating monster once a month, the rest of the time he is very charming😒

Anti-wolfitarian bias is a scourge on our society

Werewolf Guy 2028 🇺🇸

And don't get me started on the increase of women going into labour! Really it seems like a female problem, not something related to this fine candidate

Many voters are saying we must rally against the clan Belmont and their fearsome Vampire Killer

he also has a monthly cycle that makes him terrible to be around, am I right fellas? So really he is just proving how much of a feminist he is.

excuse me but do you live here in ancient mesopotamia? have you SEEN the other guy, Gilgamesh? I don't think you're allowed to have an opinion unless you live in Greece and ca- [*is rightfully struck with a brick*]

Hey, let he among you who hasn't disemboweled a random villager cast the first stone. (immediately dies in a hail of stones)

"sure beats how women get during the full moon, amirite fellas?"

Like him or not, Dracula is worse.

You wake up the morning after a full moon. Someone has wrecked all the bakeries in town. Your stomach hurts.

i saw a dating app profile once that said "if you can't handle me at my worst, fair enough actually" and i think about it all the time

uh huh

Think of all the jobs he’s supporting by ripping apart his clothes during his transformation and buying replacements come the sunrise!

"But you have to vote for him, his opponent is Dracula!"

how could he have known there was gonna be a full moon in the first place

"yeah it's contagious but it's better than the vaccine! You shouldn't be rude about a man's disability, and his is that sometimes he rips throats out and stuff. But the vaccine has heavy metals. It's really equal, when you think about it..."

They do though... my mom was an er nurse and shit was always worse when there was a full moon.