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Glad I'm not a Rays fan because I would be screaming, "I GUESS THE BREWERS JUST AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE A THIRD OUT, HUH!?"

“South Side, staaaaaand up” (Solemnly)

The silliest part of Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956) is the fact that they put Raymond Burr into a foreign movie via a ton of awkward insert shots in the middle of existing scenes, but the second silliest thing is the guy who dubs the Japanese scientist keeps pronouncing it “phemonemom.”

HER MOTHER AND I DO.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

Corndog: The Way of the Samurai

Finally getting around to watching the Backrooms and I'm 20 minutes in wondering, "When's Rose Byrne gonna show up?" So I look it up and Rose Byrne isn't even in the movie. The woman on the poster is just a Norwegian lady. 31 nights of fright, indeed.

Man, the Brewers are just sticking it to the Dodgers with one of those gross cheddar filled brats.

And so, indeed.

Not the most pressing issue for the Sox, but it's always a good time to say fuck Reinsdorf. Just so he doesn't get lost in all the, "well, it was a huge step forward," post season postmortems.

The alertest of old friend alerts going on in Milwaukee right now.

I'm sure he's nice, but every shot I see of this Ben Rice kid looks like the headshot of a serial killer from the 1960s.

SOX ADVANCE

SOX WIN SOX WIN

I want to say this is very “Mary Worth” in its many-pannelled, domestic-slice-of-life vibe, but I don’t know enough about comics to make that call. Click through to check my work!

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

Shit, there's still time to get this in on the first day of fall. As per @nicklutsko.bsky.social, don't even think about growing a beard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpzW...

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

These people are all moral and ethical shitboxes, but I’m floored by the fact that it involves someone named “Raven Finegan”, truly the most “main character of a 14 year old’s Hunger Games fanfic” name I’ve come across in the wild in recent memory.

GEFILTE PHISHING

"I'm not that person. I don't flip tortoises I find in the desert. I can promise you that. Of course I'd turn it back over. I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I leave it out there baking? There's no there's no reason for me to do that."

I don't care about this sort of thing at all, but why does Harry look so much like Tim Robinson?

i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones

Don't tell this woman your true name. Don't let her stand on your shadow. If you see her under a bridge, throw salt over your shoulder. Under no circumstances should you enter into any sort of contract or even general agreement with her.

"You just missed the craziest of crazies. Cheap money. Fake sticker. WEIRD TEST? And finally CAAAAASSHHH BAAAAAAACK!"

I’ve been trying to think what this was reminding me of, and while I don’t think it was actually T Bird getting popped in the Crow, obviously I gotta go with the Crow.

Love that the continuing misadventures of the squatting doctor are the most upsetting examples of body horror in a comic that also had a Cenobite arc.

This sounds like the music playing in an NES side scroller called, like, The Adventures of Cosmic Chuck, or something.

I was so busy dwelling on “you’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this” that I completely forgot about “HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAM-BOUR-IINNNE?” Which also skips over him having a psychotic break and laughing maniacally as he emptied a Tommy gun in “The Shadow” Guy was never ONCE too big for a role

If the Coldstream Guards band doesn’t rip Sweet Transvestite in front of Buckingham Palace tomorrow, they’re all cowards.

I don’t know if it’s better to space out the deaths of beloved celebrities over the course of the year, like 2026, or to ram them all in right be for the new year, like 2016, but I gotta say I don’t care for either.

Dolly Parton had one of those never-once-had-to-touch-the-brakes kind of good runs

None of us should have to see as many pictures of Donald Trump's ass as we have seen this past decade, and it's only getting worse.

big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on

I keep wanting to say this White Sox pitching staff is unbelievably bad, but then I remember 2024 and I have to admit it's merely very very frustrating.

Name a cover better than the original (okay, I'm cheating because I love the original, but this rocks enough to qualify) www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZD...

im writing an insane fan letter to eminem about how hoofed ruminant ungulates get darker when exposed to sun. it starts out “deers tan”

I’ve been trying to tell you guys: Dick Cheney’s cardiologist is MESSY!!