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It's consecrated ground.... beware!

"I'm not afraid of a skeleton. I have everything the skeleton has, and more." - Willie Muse. 🤡

What is the acceptable burial for a candy thief?

My neighbor's front yard isn't consecrated ground though.

Great point. A clearly marked gravestone you can avoid. An unmarked grave could be anywhere just waiting to get you.

The gravestones are there to contrast the skeleton decorations. They tell people be good and you'll get a proper burial. Be bad and your corpse gets put in goofy poses on the porch with a wig or hat or some shit that passersby will laugh at.

Do any have a prank grave blanket that makes it look like there's an empty grave underneath? 🤭

I dunno. I’ve seen some very scary spider webs around my hood. By the looks of them, we might have 2 foot spiders roaming around!

i wonder what john wayne gacey's Halloween decorations were like

ooOo, yard full of spiirits laid lovingly to Ressssst

But maybe they didn't apply for the appropriate permits to bury them in their front yard, spooky!

Speaks to the universal fear that when we're dead we'll be powerless to stop everyone from laughing at us

And fog. I have a fog machine, which looks really cool with the eyeball lights, for very little effort.

I want to visit a graveyard of improper burials.

They could afford a whole plot! In the ground!

It's scary to the inattentive. Banging your shin is painful and may cause you to let out an oath, summoning the devil or just embarrassing you in front of the elderly.